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The second movie of BAKUGAN. Consisting of Episodes 36-39.

Episode 36: Then What Happened?Edit

whoa where the feck have you been?

we're going to 7/7 lass vegasesEdit

(le epic music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_4y3Xj4ozs )



It's like the year 6969, God has declared war on the Kremlings - Luigi married Ariana Grande and Mario and Ash died because they lost immortality. Donkey Kong has been declared president of the United Banana Nation; however a dictator called JP wants to kill DK and his own race. Twas started by a mouse, NO NOT MICKEY MOUSE. Remy the rat, that little something created a food virus that killed all humanity but was it really poisoned by Doji himself? Anywho, Sanjay The Second was shockingly the daughter of Kanye West, who married Kate Upton and wanted world rid of Starbucks. Shots were fired everywhere, the white girl apocalypse was here. Hilary Clinton killed Obama in 2017 so she could break into the Norway Government and find out they were creating the zombie apocalypse this whole time - PLOT TWIST! Justin Bieber went to jail for life for eating a nacho. Satoru Iwata then takes over Microsoft and turns it into Pleaseunderstandsoft and combines it with Nintendo; Nintendo then releases aproximately 666 mario games in the next 2 years. Mother of Soos was that a major conflict of events, though it wasn't the same when Miley Cyrus evolved into Miley Saurus, protesting Twerking to be the new dance and talk. Suddenly, out of the grave were three rebels - Mr. Rogers, Michael Jackson, and Carlton Banks - er, who cares if Carlton is still alive! The three set off and eliminated the worst of mankind; Hitler and Osama Bin Laden, and of course that one guy that nobody cared about but managed to kill everyone in the year 3000 because of water joined the other 3 and the 6 people of awesomeness went on their quest. 3 years later, at one time I made things, we opened our doors together, me and my friends made things, the gears started turning; Am I really watching a strange Walmart commercial? Okay, so - The epic six went into this castle and fought off cowboys and aliens - BECAUSE THAT MOVIE WAS CANCER LIKE THE CRAB. They entered the door and found Spin Masters president - who was trying to revive Bakugan by stealing ideas from whatever toy was popular at this time. Then a hero rose - Chuck Norris? NOPE! It was Zorzu, who destroyed the entire universe. THE END!


Balista: And that is how I met your mother.

Drags: Where are we anyway?

Balista: I DONT FECKING KNOW! This must be the idea dimension Zie has - and episode about me being transgender? Dafuq.

Falco: Uhhh what is this? an episode that I'm supossed to die?

???: YOU ALL! STOP GOING THROUGH THESE.

Mexican Drago: AAAAND eat some salsa!

Drags: Bro, can you gtfo?

Mexican Drago: I like horses they be tasty

Leoness: o.o

Drags: Uhh, guys - I feel weird, WHAT DO I DO???

Balista: SHET! DRAGS CALM DOWN WE WILL FIND OUT A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM AND ESCAPE THIS PLACE.

Mexican Drago: Take Drags to the hospital like and eat LazyTown's Sports Candy and vegetables and Drags will be healthy at last once again.

Balista: Mexican Drago.... you are an idiot; however that quote deserves a nobel peace prize.

Leoness: Hey look theres a club over there.

Falco: Sirenoid's S******R Club? o.o

Leoness: No, Weenie Hut Clubbers.

Drags: sounds cool

Balista: DANG DRAGS IS GLOWING YELLOW

Mexican Drago: i ate the bones!

Leoness: Mexican Drago seems a bit different, don't you think Falco?

Leoness: ...Falco?

Balista: I bet he fell off a cliff with Justin Bieber Awwyeah

Balista: Mexican Drago we need a idiot like you to join us.

Mexican Drago: Ok i like the seel

Balista: Maybe he got a disease too.

Drags: Holy feck guys my skin is cracking

Balista: What kind of crazy shet is this

Munikis: Hey Balista!

Balista: HOLY DRAGO IS THAT YOU MUNIKIS!

Munikis: Yep... from the game of trolls, that game was short and I was forgotten after that arc.

Balista: So what is this place?

Munikis: Obviously you know, Zie's idea Dimension. You guys are lost forever probably.

Balista: BAKUGAN was popular though!!!! Okay

Munikis: I heard he canceled the fanon.

Balista: HECK TO THE DRAGO NO. NO

Munikis: We have to escape this place, soon we will turn into dust - erased from bakumanity forever.

Leoness: Something is a little kosher here.

Kramer: Kramer? Did you say Kramer?

Leoness: no

Kramer: Feck!

Balista: ALRIGHTY THEN, Drags can't really do something as he has some weird virus, it is just me, Leoness, Mexican Drago and you Munikis.

Munikis: I guess so.

Slenderman: CRAAAAAAAAAAAILOVETHEWAYYOUTOUCHMEITFEELSGREATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWEKWQJREJWRWHEJ!!!

Balista: SO ITS YOU.

Leoness: omg please no its that creepy Slenderman Balista was friends with!

Balista: feck off Slendy.

Slendy: :( (leaves)

Yrrej: jerryfoolish bakugan!

Leoness: JERRY!?!?!?!?!?!?

Yrrej: IT IS I, Jerry - I have transformed into a demon; now you will all fall and die in this dimension!

Balista: No..... this can't be...

Morgan Freeman: It is.


Balista: MORGAN.... IS THAT YOU????

Trollista: Actually no its Trollista (trollface)

Balista: Oh youuuuu

Trollista: I will explain what happened.

Balista: Huh?

Trollista: Zie didn't put you in this dimension - it was someone else, someone you have known before Balista. He replaced you guys with clones in real life but they aren't the same ones. Zie thinks you guys are gone forever which is why he canceled BAKUGAN.

Balista: Mother of drago, what else!?!?!?!?

Trollista: I believe this is all happening for a reason.

Balista: I see what you did there.

Trollista: First of all it appears that Zie had a lost thought bubble about an episode like this. It was locked up because he never wanted to use it. I have no idea why he would use it now.

Leoness: Maybe he wanted to?

Trollista: No. Can't be, someone was here, something escaped.

Munikis: I don't really get any of this.

Mexican Drago: Because senior you don't know my amigos!

Munikis: Who is this mexican looking fella?

Balista: AND WHERE IS DRAGS????? Dramaticchipmunk

Yrrej: Listalings! DESTROY THE INTRUDERS FROM THIS DIMENSION!

Balista: H*LL NAW, YOU DO NOT STEAL MY ARMY!

Mexican Drago: Senior i shall help you! (throws himself at Listalings)

Listaling 1: DIE POTATO!

Mexican Drago: ...today. (explodes)

Leoness: Mother of frickin Drago, Mexican Drago is dead.

Balista: FINALLY. But that's pretty sad but WE MUST FIGHT!

Munikis: I have my new Zeta Munikis powers so. People gonna die.

Balista: yus.

Leoness: I want to evolve ;_;

Balista: Nah.

Munikis: FITE!!!!

Listalings: KILL THEM!!!!!


...

...

Thing 1: Not so fast.

Thing 2: durk

Balista: god no not you guys!!!!

Thing 1: Stfu, we are going to help you.

Balista: Y?

Thing 1: Zie rushed our episode so we must be in this episode to recover our awesomeness.

Leoness: More like shetness Trollface

Balista: lol

Thing 1: META DRAGONOIDS FIGHT FOR YOUR MOMMA!!!!

Listalings: WE FIGHT FOR OUR DADDA!!!!!!!!!

Listalings: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Meta Dragonoids: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIGOTMYEYESONYOUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Balista: ...

Munikis: well while this dumbfest goes on lets escape.

Leoness: Yeah.


(Hours later)

Balista: BALISTA'S LOG, many hours later. We have lost Falco (YES!), Drags ;_;, and Mexican Drago finally died - hopefully. Those Momma obsessed Meta Dragonoids are back and our time of dying is near. EVEN JERRY IS NOW A HORRIBLE DEMON.

Munikis: Do you have a plan, Balista?

Balista: Dude... I don't know. I usually have a plan but almost everyone is gone, the lista family isn't here. Even Drags. At least I have you.

Munikis: ..Thanks.

Leoness: And me? :D

Balista: Eh.

Leoness: Fine then.

Balista: We gotta go to sleep, tommorow we search.

Munikis: We should go to that strange tower that is far away from us - perhaps our answers will be there.

Trollista: There will be something, but I cannot say.

Balista: Why?

Trollista: You will see yourself, my friend.

Balista: Can't we just combine again?

Trollista: Not yet.

Balista: UGH. FORGET IT THEN, TROLLISTA. YOU SON OF A DRAGO (throws rock)

(trollista fades)

Munikis: Bro you gotta chill.

Balista: ...I know.

Balista: WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

(END OF PART 1)

Episode 37: Intelligent InvasionEdit

its the year 6969 and leonardo finally got his oscar, suddenly, the malaysian flight crashes in and steals the oscar!

N*GGA STOLE MY OSCAREdit

Balista: IT IS MORNING WHERE IS THE BALISTACAKES!!!!!!

Munikis: we're still stuck here...

Balista: damit

Yrrej: JERRYAHAHAHAHAH!!! YOU WILL NEVER GET TO DRAGS!

Leoness: Where did Drags go?

Balista: FECK HE DIED... ;_;

Yrrej: YOU WILL NEVER JERRYSTOP US!!!!

Balista: WITH ME, LEONESS, AND MUNIKIS WE HAVE AN ARMY!

Yrrej: Yeah momma obsessed jerrydragonoids.

Leoness: LOOK UP THERE!

Kramer: It's like a sauna in here.

Everyone: ._.

Kramer: Kappa

Leoness: THERE!

Balista: OMG ITS ELSA!!!

Elsa: LET IT SNOW, LET IT SNOW, LETS WIN ANOTHER OSCAR!!!!!

Munikis: Maybe we must climb that random mountain that we never noticed.

Balista: Yeah, probably.

Leoness: LETS GO!

Elsa: LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.

Balista: ok

Elsa: TO DEFEAT.

Balista: who

Elsa: THE HANS.


(and so the journey continued, with Balista, Munikis, Leoness, and ...Elsa)

Elsa: I want to build a snowman.

Anna: braaiiiinsssss

Elsa: ANNA?

Elsa: ELSA? --- i mean ANNA?

Anna: ELSA?

Elsa: ANNA?

Anna: ELSA?

Elsa: ELSA? --- GOD DAMIT STOP DOING THIS ZIE!

Balista: you realize he ain't writing this.

Anna: ELSA?

Anna: A--- Elsa Trollface

Elsa: ANNA?

Anna: ELSA?

Donkey: DONKEY!

Munikis: this is becoming annoying, we must continue forward, without elsa ans anna.

Anna: HEY ELSA DO YOU WANNA BUILD A F**KING SNOWMAN?

Elsa: HELZ YEA I WANT TO BUILD A F**KING SNOWMAN!!!

(snowman building intensifies)

Kronk: So, where are we Grover?

Grover: Shaddup Kronk.

Kronk: Well now that we are here, I was wondering.

Grover: ?

Kronk: What if we could completely decode and digitze our gene code, break down the very fabric of organic matter into quantum bit-states, completely sequence the genome of a living specimen into sub-atomic resolution, and store the digitized matter using laser entrapment within an entirely stable, quantum state medium with incredible capacity, zetabytes of q-data storing life itself, we'd finally have Pokeballs!

Grover: Dude, didn't you say that in Episode 33?

Grover: Okay

Balista: Finally, we passed that f---- oh no.

Grover: GROVERRAGE!!!! ITS YOU!!!!!

Kronk: Hey Kuzco.

Leoness: Who's Kuzco?

Grover: KRONK! TO THE SECRET LAB!

Kronk: ...

Grover: ...KRONK!

Kronk: YOU MOTHERF**KER, I AM SO TIRED OF THIS GAME HERE OKAY! I HAVE BEEN WORKING WITH YOU FOR YEARS, YOU NEVER WANT TO ACCEPT MY GREAT IDEAS I WANT TO CHANGE THE WORLD, THIS IS ANARCHY, NOT DEMOCRACY, WE PRAISE HELIX AND WE STAND HERE TODAY AS MURRICANS. KRONK DOESN'T LIKE GROVER, KRONK GONNA KILL GROVER.... OKAY??????????????subscribeformoreminecraft???????

Grover: Fool! I guess I'll go in the lab MYSHELF!

Shelf: Areyoufkiddingme

Leoness: This episode is a pile of drago, so much characters.

Grover: INDEED, WHICH IS WHY I HAVE MY ALPHAKENNYONE!

Leoness: (snickers)

Balista: LEL

Munikis: hue hue hue

Grover: What?? DON'T YOU WANT TO DIE, I WILL ALPHAKENNYONE! FIRE!

Leoness: OH SH--- (is destroyed)

Balista: wtf

Munikis: NO!

Balista: welp, Balista is dead. BIRD JESUS TAKE THE PRNDL!

Grover: GET READY TO DIE!!!! (fires alphakennyone)

?: NOT SO FAST!

Balista: Dear god....

Cashier Rangers: ASSEMBLE!

Cashier Red: (throws kenny)

Kenny: x_x

Grover: !!!!!!!!!!

Cashier Rangers: ABOARD OUR SHIP, WE MUST ESCAPE TO THE EVIL YRREJ'S LAIR!

Munikis: Where is that?

Cashier Ranger: Dark Castle, also known as Zie's House

Balista: THAT SON OF A DRAGO, NOT OUR HOME!

(suddenly, Balistas phone rings)

Balista: wow they sure have great reception here.

Thing 1: Balista, the meta dragonoids are falling, the Listalings have escaped from the Idea Dimension. We have to go back!

Doc Emmett Brown: BALISTA, WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

Balista: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MB3Szl23xI

Munikis: Okay, how are we going to escape?

Cashier Ranger Red: First we must destroy the troops in this world, then go to the next world. If the Idea Dimension explodes this fanon will cease to exist.

Balista: what in the drago, but okay.... what about earth, and my home?

Cashier Rangers: We contacted..... some friends...

Balista: And they are?


(meanwhile on earth the mysterious company TROLL returns)

Sechs Tavanel: It is time to avenge my friend.

Jinryu: After my adventure in space time to kill some listalings.

General Duckerson: I can't believe I was forgotten.

Tavanel: ATTACK!!!!!

Listalings: GEY!!! (fires laser and knocks TROLL members out)

Duckerson: TAVANEL! WHAT DO WE DO??

Tavanel: They are too strong....

Jinryu: too much swag

Tavanel: pls no

Grandma Panzer: You need to use Neosporin.

Tavanel: Oh it is you.

Grandma Panzer: Use neosporin.

Grandma Panzer: You need to beat misty.

Jinryu: Misty isn't here.

Grandma Panzer: ...Los amigos que tenemos que destruirlos!

Mitler: After I lost that election, I shall be the next president, Raisin Blan, Volca-rona we must charge.

Killer Volca: I told you I AM NOT VOLCA-RONA!!!

Blan Shoult: Bish I eat fruity pebbles now! JOHN CENA BEST PONY!

Tavanel: and who are you guys?

Bob: We are the bob clan (explodes)

Tavanel: Facepalm

Grandma Panzer: Chicos que necesitamos para vencer misty!

Tavanel: YEAH! WHATEVER SHE SAID!

Yrrej: Hehe, figgots. (unleashes the power of yrrej)

Jinryu: OH N----------

(a dark sphere ball crashes down, burning everyone to ashes - thus eliminating them)

Fantastic Star Fox: I should just barrel roll out of here then.

Episode 38: Yeah, Science - AgainEdit

remember kids, don't talk to strangers and always cover your cough

please understand that iwata is the main antagonist of home alone 69Edit

Welp, it has been like 3 days, Drags died or something, Leoness is gone??? We have been fighting off the army of Stalin, er, Grover? Yrrej must be slayed. This is kind of dumb so let me just say some random stuff to stall this episode maybe, I hope Zie is okay with this. Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story. Hi my name ist Sergei. Sorry for bad englando. I started bronzer II but from watch trick2g sterm everyday i climb to PLat 8. Everyday i walk 20 miles frozen tundra to stream leagu of legion on 1980 Dell computer processor. I sold my wife and the vodka make me become alcoholic and i need stream supporter for helps. Please no copy pastaerino dongerino cappucino reno nevadarino bongerino plz. I think you have read for to much. THEME MUSI---

Kuzco: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Bro, that is my line.

Balista: Lel Trollface

Munikis: SHET CASHIER RANGERS ARE WE LIKE DONE YET?

Cashier: You suddenly think that one episode passing time will mean the death of Yrrej's troops? Then yes.

Balista/Munikis: Allthe

Cashier Pink: LET US GO!

Elsa: Anna!

Balista: ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQYob6dpTTk @Elsa

Elsa: bish. BACK TO ARENDELLE WITH JACK FROST!!!!!!!

Munikis: Areyoufkiddingme NO NON MOVIE RELATED SHIPPINGS (destroys elsa)

Elsa: ...i want to build a snowman. (dies)

Balista: You think Let It Go will still be popular?

Matt Smith: only the TARDIS will help us to find out.

Balista: MATT SMITH Dramaticchipmunk

Matt Smith: We shall use the T----

?: DIE!!! (matt smith is killed in one shot by some mysterious laser)

Balista: WHO WAS THAT??? D:

?: A friend, or cousin. Or something. TOTALLY NOT THE BEST PERSON. I AM SCOOTER.

Balista: ...oh no.

Scooter: THAT IS RIGHT YOU LITTLE FRICKS!!!! I SET THIS UP, I BRAINWASHED JERRY INTO YRREJ, YOUR WORLD WILL BE MINE, ZOOBLES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!

Balista: Shut the drago up, pls.

Scooter: NO

Scooter: The universe will plunge into a forever existing catastrophe, meteors will rain down, killing a human each second. EVERY SECOND. Then, it will fall into a deadly black acid causing the ground to turn into nothingness.

Munikis: That shall not happen, sir.

Scooter: Oh yes it shall. The Ideaverse is about to explode anyway, planted tons of bombs :D BYE YOU FRICKS!!!!!!!!

Balista: Mother of drago....


(meanwhile at earth and zie's house)

Sign Up Lady: MITLER! IT IS TIME TO ATTACK!

Mitler: I lost the election so nah. YOU MAD OR NAH

Sign Up Lady: stfu or go home

Mitler: The White House? okay.

Listalings: LOLNO (eats mitler)

Romney: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (gets eaten as well)

Sign Up Lady: THIS IS DONGERS, pls based helix save us.

Bird Jesus: I found the prndl.

Sign Up Lady: AWWYEAH (gets on bird jesus) USE SKY ATTACK!

Listalings: OH SH--- (get rekt by bird jesus betch)

Listaling OH HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT NUMBER: Ehehehe, fools. You know you can't stop us. The dark troll power gives us energy.

Listalings: TOGETHER WE CAUSE CHAOS. THAT IS WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE.

Bird Jesus: ZEXY I CHOOSE YOU!

Bird Jesus: ...zexy?

Listaling 45: Oh this fried chicken tastes so good... roasted torchic and fennekin!!!!

Lord Helix: Me and Lazor Gator will show those listalings who is boss.

Angela: I'm the boss, yo.

Lord Helix: ...right.

Lazor Gator: IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR :O==========================================

(listalings are knocked back the powerful laser)

Listalings: DARK ENERGY SPHERE ATTACK!

Sign Up Lady: LOL MIRROR MOVE YOU BISHES!!!! (bird jesus uses mirror move and hurts the listalings even more)

Listalings: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! (grows)

Lord helix: what the feck?

Zexinja: Don't worry guys. I'll make a stop to this.

Listalings: HA GEY YOU HAVE 1 HP!!

Zexinja: You guys can't beat me, lmao.

Listalings: D:

Wattson: >:D MAGNETON USE SUPERSONIC

Zexinja: Areyoufkiddingme bush. (dies)

George Bush: Yes?

Lord Helix: ATTACK DOGES!!!!!

Listalings: GO GEODUDES!!!

Doge 1: USE TACKLE

Doge 2: YEAH TACKLE

Doge 3: TACKLE ALL THE GEODUDES

Lord Helix: Facepalm I'm surrounded by idiots...

Yrrej: THIS IS BLASPHEMY (shoots laser and kills the doges, geodudes, and everyone else except bird jesus and sign up lady)

Lord Helix: I'm sorry. Bird Jesus, and Zeus.

Bird Jesus: Zeus got rekt by mega blastoise.

Lord Helix: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU (dies)

Sign Up Lady: I don't know what to say Bird Jesus.

Bird Jesus: You're a good kid.

(Yrrej kills both Bird Jesus and Sign Up Lady)

Yrrej: Scooter, my king.

Scooter: Balista, and Munikis.. and those cashier rangers. Are coming here.

Yrrej: I'll deal with them shortly.

Scooter: GOOD.


Balista: WE'RE NEARING THE DIMENSIONAL EXIT!

Yrrej: NOT SO FAST FGTS!!!!!

Munikis: DAMIT.

Cashier Rangers: BRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!

Balista: ACID BUBBLE!!! (throws bubble and hurts yrrej)

Yrrej: THE PAIN...

Munikis: DEATH ORCHESTRA!!!!

Yrrej: AHHHHH!!! NO... I WILL NOT LOSE!!! (fires beam)

Cashier Rangers: MEGAYORD GO

Balista: YES

Megayord: uhhhhh too strong

Yrrej: YES... DIE YOU STUPID RANGERS.. YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN INVENTED!!!!

Cashier Red: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!! (punches Yrrej)

Yrrej: Fine then, so be it... ARMY OF BARNEYS GO!!!!!

Neil Patrick Harris': Huh?

Yrrej: Not you.

Barneys: YEAH!

Balista: SON OF A DRAGO NO CHEATING.

Yrrej: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHABEMEWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!

Cashier Yellow: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.

Yrrej: THIS IS MY FINAL FORM (transforms)

Misty: I AM MISTY!!!!

Balista: Guys. We need to beat Misty. NOW.

Munikis: Indeed.

(barneys evolve into Whitney)

Munikis: oh and we need to milk the whitneys too.

Misty: STARYU RAIN GO!!!!!

(megazord is hurt by the staryus)

Munikis: ZERO ATTACK!!!!! (hurts the whitneys)

Megayord: This is to immensive, we need to selfdestruct and cause an explosion that will eliminate the whitneys are most likely kill Misty too.

Balista: I'm sorry, everyone has risked their lives for us.

Cashier Blue: It is ok.

Munikis: RIP guys.

Megayord: SACRIFICE!!!!!!! (explodes)

(the explosion is too much, that it kills all the whitneys)

Misty: YOU WERE A BAD OWNER BALISTA.

Balista: SHUT THE DRAGO UP YOU FEGELEIN!!!!!!! Speaking of which. (throws fegelein)

Misty: (severely damaged by fegelein) FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Munikis: I'll just sit here and watch, it is up to you Balista.

Misty: BE A MAN AND KILL ME

Balista: I WILL, BUT NOT THE TRUE JERRY THAT IS INSIDE YOU.

Misty: HEHEHEHE!!!! TIME TO JUST SUICIDE NOW, DESTROYING YOU AND MUNIKIS ONCE AND FOR ALL... I DON'T CARE

Balista: Lolno. TROLLISTA COME TO ME!!!!

Trollista: IT IS TIME.

(the two form, becoming Trollxia)

Trollxia: DIE MOTHERFUGGER DIE!!!!! (clashes with Misty)

Misty: you know... this is fun.

Trollxia: Nope avi (punches and defeats misty)

Misty: NUU (falls down)

Trollxia: RIP Jerry.... (the two split apart)

Balista: Ugh...

Trollista: Balista, look!

(a soul appears and forms into... JERRY!!!!!)

Jerry: JERRYHI!!!

Balista: OMG JERRY!!!!!!!

Thing 1: Yo, Balista. We have found the souls of drags and leoness. What shall we do?

Trollista: I'll let you ask my two friends here.

David Tennant: hi

Matt Smith: I AIN'T DEAD! :D

Balista: SUP DOCTORS

Matt Smith: We must revive Drags, he knows science.

David Tennant: we just know time travel i guess

Balista: But how do we revive them?

Trollista: oh uh, you just say. (whispers to balista)

Balista: ...you serious.

Trollista: ya.

Balista: K.... Munikis join in, you know this one right?

Munikis: yup.

Balista: THE BAKUGAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!

Matt Smith: oh drago no.

Balista: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...

Meta Dragonoids: TO OUR MOMMAS

Balista: WRONG! (slaps one Meta Dragonoid)

Munikis: TO THE FLAG...

David Tennant: What flag?

Balista: Up Uranus. Trollface

Balista: TO THE UNITED STATES OF VESTROIA!

Munikis: AND TO THE BAKUGAN REPUBLIC...

Balista: FOR WHICH BAKUGAN STAND

Balista: ONE NATION, UNDER DRAGO!

Balista: Indivisible, with liberty and justice to all...

Balista: with liberty and justice to all Bakugan!

Trollista: That was beautiful....

(drags and leoness are revived)

Leoness: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED!

Drags: OMG BALISTA!!!!

Balista: DRAGSSS!!!!

Anna: ELSA?????

Drags: NO, SHE ISNT HERE!

Anna: ...k

Leoness: what about falco?

Falco: AHHHH (falls onto the ground)

Balista: The gang is all here, and Munikis too.

Munikis: Indeed.

Balista: We must travel back to earth, Scooter is back..

Drags: OH GOD.

Balista: He is planning to destroy the entire universe. The portal's exit has closed though. So we are stuck in the rift.

Drags: Science...

Balista: Indeed.

Drags: NOW I TAKE THIS CUP... AND THROW NOSTALGIA INSIDE... and some chipackers, those are good. THE CHIP FLAVORED CRACKERS! And Annie's bewbs... as in the monkey.

Drags: TA DAA!!! Oh wait we forgot Plutonium.

Leoness: OH GOD NO

Falco: omg can i see it (is burned on the wing by it) i feel so weird now. Can i be in a mcdonalds happy meal still though?

Leoness: They'll still hate you, and me. Oops i got plutonium on me too.

Falco/Leoness: WE ARE GLOWING...

(the glow causes falco and leoness to evolve, they become Ogre Leoness and Lashow Falco!)

Falco: OMG DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FL--- (falls)

Leoness: Nope, but i got swag now..

Drags: LOLNO

Drags: anyways, with this plutonium I UNLOCK THE GATE... LES GO!!!

Gang: HERE WE GO!!!


(the gang falls in Bakugan City, which is ruled by Scooter)

Scooter: So you have come. TRY GETTING TO US THOUGH!!! WE ARE SEVERELY GUARDED! Btw on the way I transported your doctor friends to jail! WOOHOO!

Balista: Son.. of a drago.

Jerry: JERRYATTACK!

Abed: No, not yet.

Balista: ABED???? ABED FROM COMMUNITY!!!


Abed: Yes. I have come to tell you something.

Abed: This isn't the real world at all, this is just the darkest timeline. Everyone else was killed off and dark clones of them have risen.

Drags: THAT MEANS THERE IS AN EVIL DRAGS RIGHT?

Abed: Yep. One more thing, Munikis.

Leoness: What about him? He's cool right?

Abed: No. Munikis...


Abed: He's the REAL villain around here!


Everyone: Legasp Kitty


Munikis: BWAHAHA, That is right fools. I never got my screen time, so I put a bug into the Ideaverse and caused chaos everywhere! The darkest timeline is spreading into the real world right now. SOON I WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!

Drags: YOU.... YOU LITTLE FECKER!!!!!

Munikis: WITH THE HELP FROM SCOOTER, YOUR HOUSE WILL JUST BE A THRONE TO MY POWER!!! IT WILL BE CRUSHED INTO A TINY THRONE....

Balista: YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU BISH!!!!!

Munikis: It is what it is.... In a few hours, i will unleash the ultimate weapon that will split the entire earth in half... WHAT NOW, DESTRUCTION. GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Falco: WE WILL STOP YOU!!!

Leoness: YA

Trollista: I can't believe this... Even I didn't expect this and I'm like a god.

Balista: It was a crazy trick...




Balista: No matter now, together we will fight.... TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT MUNIKIS AND SCOOTER!!!!


(end of part 3)

Episode 39: Conclusion To FinalityEdit

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To drago or not to drago, that is the question, whether you are a troll in the mind to be awesome, the sliggoos and arrowheads of atrocious fortune blah blah blah explosions -Hamburglet

bob shall live onEdit

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteres are at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.

Ahem, let me begin the story

A year ago, I think, there were these four monstrous creatures, err-- bakugan... NO YOU RAPSCALLIOUS HUMAN CAPITALIZE THE B! Okay, so these Bakugan were created by someone named Trollista I guess? The god of trolling, or I don't really know. Why am I even doing this?

Zie: YOU ARE BEING PAYED FOR THIS, YOU BETTER KEEP GOING SwiftRage

Fine.

Anywho, fast forward through the subscribe for minecraft wars these four Bakugan crashed down to earth, given a unique persona. The first Bakugan, the keeper of water, Balista. Balista was the troll, the best troll. The next one was the keeper of fire, Drags, his parents are unknown - wait we never explained this oh well. Drags had hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, fear of long words. The next one was the air keeper Falco, a "chicken"

Falco: ...BISH

Hue hue hue. Falco could never fly, and he shouldn't fly, that is what he was made as, a chicken who can't fly. The final member was the keeper of light, Leoness. Zie wanted to make his roars suck, but that only was for like one episode, he never had a sore voice, though it can be said that he was dumb.

A human known as Zie found Balista and Drags and took them into the mysterious house of trollness. Thus beginning those twos' wacky adventures. Later they met Falco and Leoness and the gang came together.

And that's how I met your mother.

Zie: No, the story isn't over.

K, so the gang met some random Bakugan called Mexican Drago, the being of tacoland. Many months later, adventures, trolling, and the Troll Games, where they met someone named Munikis - but did they know he was a being of darkness. The gang fought a lord named Tavanel and his dark brother Seis Tavanel. Fast forward into the future, the Ideaverse, where Zie keeps his ideas or something has been taken over by Scooter and Munikis. Now the gang must stop Munikis.

Zie: That wraps it up, ON WITH THE EPISODE!


Munikis: The time of ultimate destruction is near, ATTACK LISTALINGS!

Matt Smith: We must fight everyone! Protect the future!

Leoness: ROAAAAAAAAAAAA (voice cracks) hi mom

Scooter: I SHALL RIDE THE DESTRUCTOBIKE AND SHOOT YOU ALL TO PIECES!

Falco: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME I AM FLYING!!!

Drags: Dafuq, Falco can fly now?

Balista: IKR

Falco: OW (falls down)

David Tennant: USE THE TARDIS TO PREVENT THIS MADNESS.

Scooter: I have the TARDIS, me and the Daleks stole it.

Matt Smith: RIOT!!!!!!!! SwiftRage

Balista: RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Scooter: SAY GOODBYE DOCTORS!! (eliminates David and Matt)

Drags: AW HELK NO!

Scooter: HECK YEAH.

ALERT: THE ULTIMATE WEAPON SHALL FIRE IN 10 MINUTES!

Balista: Oh no...

Munikis: Time to say your goodbyes folks, I am sick of you all getting in my way. Who cares if I destroy the world? I don't care anymore, I am useless and I was only in ONE episode, how come I was never cared for? You guys are the REAL villains here!

Drags: YOU are the villain Munikis, just put an end to this.

Munikis: NO!!!!!!! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!

Falco: Leoness, I think we have to use our new powers to knock out the Listaling army.

Leoness: BAKUGAN UNITE

(the two combine and become a Griffin)

Griffin: SUPERCRAZYPOWERFULLIGHTENERGYUBLASTOFSUPERNESS GO! (fires beam)

Listalings: SHE--------- (explodes)

Butlerlista: HA, GEYYYYYYYYYYY. I mean, how may I assist you sir?

Balista: Get the Balista Destroyer.

Butlerlista: Already did sir.

Balista: (jumps in) TIME TO DESTROY THE MACHINE.

Munikis: Never, you won't stop me.


FIGHT SCENE BEGINS

Munikis gets into his own Destroyer and he and Munikis clash, causing a huge erupt of force, pushing everyone back.

Jim: Is that chicken?? EHEHEH AHAHAHAHAAHAH FOOD CHICKEN!!!

Falco: STFU! (slaps Jim)

Munikis punches Balista, knocking him back. Balista doesn't want to lose though, he flies in the air and... uh what is he doing?

Balista: DISCOLISTA TIME!

Munikis: ?????????

(Balista starts dancing)

Munikis: DUDE. DAFUQ? STOP, THIS IS A REAL FIGHT. BE A MAN.

Balista: So you're a woman? TriHard

Munikis: ...FINE THEN (fires laser at Balista)

Balista then dodges the laser and throws a mega kick at Munikis' Destroyers face

Munikis: HOW COME THE ENERGY LEVELS ARE SO LOW. SYSTEM GO BACK ONLINE.

Suddenly, the Munikis Destroyer glows red, and grabs Balista Destroyer and throws it to the ground and crashes into it causing a huge explosion.

Drags: This is insanity.

Patrick: NO. THIS IS PATRICK!

Leoness: pls nerf

Balista: I don't know long this will go on.

5 MINUTES TILL THE ULTIMATE WEAPON FIRES! ...Hi Dad

Munikis: This battle will go on, then the earth will be gone, bye bye!

Balista: I must not give up.




...


Where am I?


Trollista: Balista, although my powers are strong, you must believe in yourself and unlock the troll power inside of you. That is the way to beat Munikis!



...If that is what is is. I shall.


Trollista: Good, and subscribe for more minecraft Kappa



Scooter: READY TO DIE DRAGS!

Scooter throws a fist at Drags, but he catches it and spits out fire and smashes Scooter back, most likely killing him.

Balista: THIS IS THE END MUNIKIS!

Balista: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-CHANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Munikis: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMENNOODLESAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Abed: This isn't DBZ but okay.

THREE MINUTES REMAINING! I wish I could go for a cup of joe right now.

(meanwhile in the Doom Dimension)

Betadron: WHERE IS DRAGGYPOO, I NEED TO TELL HIM PHOSPHORA IS CONFIRMED AS A TROPHY IN SSB4!

Stronk: Shut up!

Worton: I just heard someone wants to DRINK, Joe!

Mutabrid and Kodokor: MOTHERFECKER.

Spatterix: Then we must go destroy them!

(the portal opens to Zie's house)

Spatterix: lol how convenient


Balista and Munikis' destroyers overload as they unleash the final blow, which nearly destroys Zie's entire house.

Zie: how am i gonna pay for this fuuuuu

Geico: Well...

Zie: this is not a car.

Geico: oh k

Balista: Is it over...

Munikis: NO!

Scooter: I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE WEAPON MASTER.

Munikis: ...not today (electricutes Scooter and kills him)

Drags: SCOOTER Dramaticchipmunk

Balista: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?

Munikis: I DON'T CARE. He was useless anyway!

2 MINUTES REMAINING!

Munikis: SAY GOODBYE! (throws a square that traps everyone)

Balista: WE'RE TRAPPED

Leoness: Yes, captain obvious Kappa

Drags: Well guys. This is the end.




Falco: Yeah.

Balista: Falco, Leoness, you guys may be annoying but you guys are chill.

Drags: Eh, agreed.

Leoness: FALCO YOU ARE AWESOME

Falco: YOU ARE AWESOME TOO (Cries)

Balista: ...Drags.





Balista: You are the best friend I could ever have, even if we die, this isn't over. There's always the afterlife. If we survive, we will always be together as the gang of trolls, and I will help you find your parents.


Drags: It's okay. However, I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE END! Balista, you've been in situations like this. What would you do?


Balista: ...THAT'S IT!

Trollista: Yes indeed, this is the spark of trollness I was talking about.

Balista: ...JERRY, TAKE THE PRNDL!

(jerry somehow passes through the trap and takes Balista out of there)

Trollista: We must unite.

Balista: YES!

(the two unite into Trollxia)

[Trollista]: You do realize even with this poewr, the machine is still stronger than us?

[Balista]: Of course, which is why it must be destroyed, but how?

Spatterix: 'EY!

Worton: (worton position) You must use Joe, the rock of the gods.

Trollxia: What will he do?

Stronk: Dumbdragos, HE IS THE PLOT DEVICE!

Trollxia: You mean, he can stop the machine.

Stronk: I mean. I guess.

Trollxia: K THEN!

1 MINUTE TILL EXPLOSION, CARLA I ALWAYS LOVED YOU BUT I NEVER HAD THE GUTS TO SAY IT

Carla: lmao

Trollxia: ATTACK!

(Trollxia picks up the machine into the sky)

Munikis: YOU FOOL! GUESS WE HAVE TO SPEED THINGS UP!

30 SECONDS REMAINING, lol this time is so inaccurate

Munikis: (presses button) BYE BYE EARTH, I NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU!

(the machine begins to unleash)

Trollxia: LOLNO (throws Joe into the machine)

Everyone: O.O

Munikis: WHAT THE....

(the machine farts in the sky and then explodes)

Leoness: Lolwut


Munikis: YOU FOOLS! YOU RUINED MY PLANS!

Munikis: I STILL HAVE A BACKUP PL---

(joe falls and knocks Munikis out)

Thing 1: WE ARE TAKING YOU TO THE SUPREME NO-ESCAPE BAKUGAN JAIL WITH SURAIZERO

Suraizero: girl dude my xbox is two

Thing 2: Wow.

Thing 1: omg you said something normal!

Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!

Thing 1: WE KNOW YOU DO!

Big Momma: GOTTA GO FAST

Sanic: Ya.


(later a ceremony is held to honor the gang for saving earth)

Oh and the TARDIS was saved, with the power of Trollxia everyone was revived except for the baddies, sorry TriHard

Sign Up Lady: We gather to award Balista, Drags, Leoness, and Falco the Award of Troll!

Grandpalista: AWWYEAH

Mexican Drago: wow bravo senors!

Dadlista: DAT MY SON.

Mommalista: GO TO COLLEGE OR DIE BALISTA!

Leoness and Falco's parents: Wow we exist?

Drags: Welp.

Balista: Drags, you know that we're your family too.

Drags: Yeah, I'll always be a troll with y'all.

Balista: PRAISE CARLTON!

Everyone: PRAISE CARLTON!

Elsa: BUILD A SNOWMAN -- I mean, ANNA!

Anna: ELSA STFU!!!

Elsa: Okay bye...

Dusty Crophopper: I DON'T CRY I'M BRITISH

Kronk: I finally made Pokeballs! Time to go to Craigslist.

SammyClassicSonicFan: I'M ALIVE YOU FRICKEN FRICKS!

(everyone then dances to Happy and does the Carlton)


Zie: Hey guys I ate Popcorn again.

Abed: Cool. Cool Cool Cool. Peace guys! Gotta go back to Greendale.

The gang: Bye!

Drags: So how about we go see Icefern at CC's Pizza, I bet the cats made good pizza.

Balista: About that....

The others: ?

Balista: I set bombs at the place.

Everyone else: Areyoufkiddingme

(the bombs set off and CC's pizza explodes)

Icefern: Mother of drago....

Balista: ADIOS!


Mexican Drago: Adios folks! Thanks for reading BAKUGAN!


(end of the finale)


Wait...

play this song while reading this part pls

Afterwards, the gang still is together, Zie's house is rebuilt. The Sign Up Lady becomes the next and first female President... of Scotland? Mexican Dharak is revealed to be alive, he is now hiding in Belarus. Tavanel and the TROLL now do Community Service for the elder Bakugan, Joe is still being praised and Carlton now governs the Doom Dimension. Kronk is now the smartest human alive, he even revived Albert Einstein. Munikis is now suffering with Suraizero's god awful singing in prison. TwitchPlaysPokemon beat Platinum. I don't know what else I should put. Oh yes!


A scene comes up, where Mexican Drago is at the bank, the woman asks for his last name, he says his last name is "Drakken", revealing that Mexican Drago is really Drags' father. Zie then enters a lab and the screen turns white and #Swagyolocarlton appears. Thus ending the BAKUGAN finale


(actual end of finale)

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