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(Continuation of the last episode)

(Next day)

(Scene is Surai’s house in the family room)

Yammi: What’s taking mom so long to get back.. I’m bored and I want to go to the mall

Furea: Girls and the mall.. What do girls do at the mall? Get their hair and nails done?

Yammi: Exactly.

Furea: I don’t understand it.. (Turns on the TV) O.O POKEMON!

Yammi: Boys and their TV shows..

News Reporter: WE INTEREPT THIS REGULAR SCHEDULED PROGRAM TO BRING YOU A SPECIAL NEWS REPORT.

Furea: AWWW MAN.

Reporter: THIS JUST IN. SURAI IS ARRESTED FOR DTP AND BATTERY.

Yammi and Furea: WUUUT?

Reporter: YESTERDAY, AFTER HER APPEARANCE ON BOBBY, SHE VICIOUSLY ATTACKED BOBBY, SENDING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL WITH SITCHES AND A NEW GLUE-IN.

Yammi: Wait, guys can get a glue-in?

Furea: This is brand new information!

Reporter: WE ARE DOWNTOWN AT THE JAIL CENTER, INTERVIEWING SURAI.

Surai: I DON’T WANNA BE HERE (Starts crying) THE WOMEN BULLY ME, IT SMELLS, AND THE FOOD IS POOR QUALITY..

Reporter: THIS IS ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR TODAY. GOODNIGHT!

Surai: But its daytime-

Reporter: SHUT UP.

(TV switches back to Pokemon)

Furea: POKEMON!

Yammi: We have to break mom out.

Furea: How?

Yammi: By driving down there, distracting the guards, and bust mom out of that cell.

Furea: It sounds like you thought about this..

Yammi: Just now.

Furea: But how are we gonna get there?

Yammi: I’ll drive. :D

Furea: But you don’t have your license..

Yammi: I have my Temps so that should be good enough. Lets hurry up so I can come back and watch the Kardashians.

(Yammi grabs the car keys and they both approach the door, about to open it)

Blackout: HEY

(Yammi and Furea freeze at the door)

Blackout: Where do you think you’re going?

Furea: To break m- (Yammi covers FUrea’s mouth)

Yammi: We’re going to.. wash the car.. at the… car wash.. Yeah that!

(Blackout stares at the children)

Blackout: Okay! (He hands them both 25 dollars) Have fun!

Yammi & Furea: Okay! (They rush to the car)

Furea: That was close..

(Yammi starts the car and begins driving Downtown)

Furea: Are you sure you can drive?

Yammi: If you see my video game skills, I’m a good driver.

Furea: But when we race, you can in last place..

Yammi: NEVER MIND THAT. (Turns up the radio, and Pretty Girls by Britney Spears starts playing) OMG THIS IS MY FAVORITE SONG.

Furea: Oh gosh.. Here we go..

Yammi: ALL AROUND THE WORLD, PRETTY GIRLS

(Meanwhile at Jail)

Muscular Woman: (Yells at Surai) GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.

Surai: The lunch here is free, otherwise, I would be eating Chipotle instead of this piece of s***.

Woman: I SAID GIMME YOUR LUNCH MONEY.

Surai: I DON’T HAVE ANY MONEY ON ME.

(Surai and the Muscular Woman starts fighting)

(Yammi parks in a parking spot)

Furea: Okay, you’re not driving home.. You ALMOST got us killed..

Yammi: Keyword, almost..

Furea: Whatever.. What’s the plan.

Yammi: I don’t really have a plan..

Furea: WUUUT. IT THOUGHT YOU DID.

Yammi: Well, let’s just wing it.

(Yammi & Furea walk into the jail’s front desk)

Receptionist: How may I help you?

Yammi: Yes, we’re here to visit our mom, Surai.

Receptionist: Okay, you’ll get one face-to-face talk, 20 minutes maximum.

(A guard escorts Yammi & Furea to the call area)

Furea: (Whispers to Yammi) See those keys?

Yammi: Yeah.

(Furea walks a little faster and quietly grabs the keys from the guard’s belt loop and puts it in his pocket)

Guard: Okay, you’ll be stationed at windows #3. Your mom will meet you on the other side in a couple of minutes.

Yammi & Furea: Alright.

(Minutes later)

(Surai is at window #3)

Surai: HELP ME GET OUT.. THIS PLACE STINKS AND I CAN’T SHOWER ALONE. DX

Yammi: Don’t worry mom. (Whispers) We’re breaking you out. (Winks)

Surai: How?

Yammi: You’ll see. (Winks at Furea)

Furea: Ok. (Tries the first on the ring and tries to unlock the door that leads to the cells)

Yammi: (Gets up and grabs a microphone) OKAY GUYS. I’MMA NEED EVERYONE TO STAND UP AND SING ALONG IF YOU KNOW THE SONG.

(Everyone looks at Yammi)

Yammi: HEY. DON’T YOU THAT ITS ALWAYS THE SAME. FROM AUSTRILA ‘ROUND TO LA. YOU CAN BET WHEREVER THE GIRLS GO BOYS FOLLOW.

(Everyone starts dancing)

Furea: (Still trying to get the door open)

Yammi: GIRLS ROLL UP.

Everybody: WINDOWS ROLL DOWN.

Yammi: EYES ON US.

Everybody: JAWS ON THE GROUND.

Yammi: WATCH THEM GO.

Everybody: IT’S JUST SO FUNNY

Yammi: LIKE BEES TO THE HONEY.

Everybody: ALL AROUND THE WORLD, PRETTY GIRLS.

Furea: (Gets the door open) I GOT IT. C’MON MOM.

Surai: YAY. (Walks out of the door and goes through the back door to the car)

Yammi: (Dances) WE’RE JUST SO PRETTY! (Song ends)

(Everyone claps)

Yammi: THANK YOU GUYS. I GOTTA GO KTHXBAI (Runs out of the front door to the car)

Furea: YAY. WE GOT OUR MOM BACK.

Surai: Thanks you guys. Now who wants CHIPOTLE?

Yammi & Furea: MEEE.

Surai: Okay (drives to Chipotle and turns up the radio)

Furea: Oh no..

Surai & Yammi: ITS OUR SONG (They scream loudly)

Furea: Girls..

Surai & Yammi: ALL AROUND THE WORLD PRETTY GIRLS.

(The episode ends with Surai driving to Chipotle while singing Pretty Girls with her daughter Yammi) 

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