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On a warm summer day, Val’s family are going on a vacation...

Val) Alright, Mom. Sure Dad. I won’t leave the house in a mess like last time.

Val’s Mom) Make sure Leo doesn’t go out of control!

Leonidas) WHAT-

Val) *Pockets Leonidas.* I won’t.

Val’s Mom) Alright. Be good!

Val) I always am, mom... -_-

Val’s Dad) See you, son. *Fist bumps Val.*

(Both parents leave.)

Outside Nintendo, Ray and Aaron are parked beside Val’s leaving parents. Nintendo and Ray quickly get to Val’s home’s front door..

Aaron) *Has phone against his ear* Ring-ring, ring-ring, ding-ding, ding - …*Looking over at the driver’s seat* YOU’RE NEVER DRIVING MY PRECIOUS AGAIN!

Raphoon) *Looking out the windshield towards a window at Val’s house* I see you...Guffey, I see you and you will pay...*Watches Val’s parents go to their car* ATTENTION!

Aaron) *Lifts glasses up* Ow, my ears! Be careful, you’ll break a window!

Back in Val’s house...

Val) Hey guys. How’s it going?

Leonidas) *Flying around.* SUUUGAAARRR-

Valentin) Don’t mind him. He’s having a sugar rush. >_>

Ray) *Opens the door and enters the room* CHOCOLATE!!! *Leaves the room*

Nintendo) OH NO YOU DON’T! *Leaves the room, possesses Ray, and enters the room* She’s not getting away with the chocolate!

Val) :O

Leonidas) Spartans. Spartans everywhere.

Val) Leo, go play Halo 4.

Leonidas) :D OK! *Flies away.*

Val) ...in two hours.

Leonidas) *Suddenly stops and turns around to face Val.*...WHAT.

(Door opens quickly.)

Aaron) *Raging* NEVER LEAVE DOORS UNLOCKED, I KICK THEM HARD! VAAAAAL!

Nintendo) *Tries to play Halo 4 on the Wii U* Why isn’t this working?

Val) What the- gimme that! *Snatches controller from Nintendo and shuts off the Wii U. He then puts the controller aside and clicks a button on the Wii U. The Halo 4 disc is ejected out from it, and picks it up.* This for the XBOX. Seriously, dude. It even says so! *Walks over to Aaron and pulls him away from the door.*

Nintendo) But that says Wii U on it.

Val) ...LEONIDAS.

Aaron) RACCOON! YOU STUPID, RACCOON! *Slaps Val*

Val) o_e Well, I’ll say! *Flips Aaron over using jujitsu.* Hi-YAH!

Leonidas) :O WHOA.

Nintendo) *Eats popcorn* Too bad Ray doesn’t get to watch this. *Looks at self* Oh, right. :3

Aaron) *Glasses are broken in front of him* ...You broke my shades...

Val) O_O OH DAAAAA-

Leonidas) SHEEEEET-

Val) Good Aaron? :D

Aaron) GOOD?! *Getting up* YOU BROKE MY SHADES...YOU GAVE ME THE WRONG NUMBER AND I CALLED SOME RANDOM G-

Val) Now hold, on- *Spins around.* SPINAZKU! *Is wearing shades and a fedora.* There’s been a slight misunderstanding here, ladies and hyenas- I mean, gents!

Leonidas) Try saying “cats and chicks”-

Val) Cool it, cats and chicks!

Leonidas) … -_-

Nintendo) Does that mean you have to save me too? -_-’

Val) ...what?

Nintendo) I’M A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS GAWD DAYUMEET! *Continues to eat popcorn*

Raphoon) *Peaks out of Aaron’s pocket and mumbles* Perfect...Leonidas, stay there...

Aaron) AND NINTENDO ISN’T SHARING ANY POPCORN...AND I HAVE A DATE TO GET TO! *Throws Raphoon out of his pocket, picks his broken glasses up, and runs outside, while trying to put his broken shades on*

Nintendo) If this date’s with Ray, then the date’s off.

Aaron) *Heard from outside* IT’S NOT!

Nintendo) GOOD!

Raphoon) *Looks at Leonidas and signs* ATTENTION!

Leonidas) Aw who the heck brought the roadkill along...

Val) O.o

Raphoon) ATTENTION, I am not roadkill!

Leonidas) LIES!

Val) Oh darn-

Raphoon) Rocko-Buddy, what do you say?

Roxanoid) I SAY LOOK AT THAT TACO SITTING ON THE FLOOR!

Nintendo) I SAY LOOK AT ME! I’M A PRETTY GIRL!

Raphoon) Me...I AM NOT FAT AND MEATY - DO YOU WANT TO EAT ME? NO, I HOPE YOU DON’T! HOWEVER, SINCE I’M TICKED, THAT PRETTY GIRL IS PRETTY UGLY!

Leonidas) *Bites Raphoon.*

Val) o.o This is getting out of hand...

Raphoon) HE BIT ME! HE BIT ME! I GOT RABIES TO BE SPREADING RIGHT NOW...NOT BE THE BITTEN ONE!

Val) EVERYONE! CALM YO-

Leonidas) Valentin! Hot girls on the Internet!

Val) ...what the actual *Beep.*

Nintendo) *Using the Internet and still possessing Ray* Huh?

Leonidas) OOOOHHHH-

Val) … >_>

Raphoon) ATTENTION, WE’RE FIGHT- Screw it; Aaron’s girlfriend is hot.

Val) :|

Raphoon) She pets me, speaks to me, and most importantly listens to what I have to say.

Leonidas) Cool story, bro.

Raphoon) Not like you have any stories to tell.

Val) Burn!

Raphoon) I DECLARE REVENGE!

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