Ace, GF, Wolf, C22, Winx, and Ice appear at an unknown location. The all stand at a grassy field with mountains to their far east, a forest a few miles south, a frozen lake to their close west, and desert to their north. Past the mountains is a ocean...
Ace: Welcome to your dreamland. Today on August 2nd, Fanonlords Wiki celebrates its fourth anniversary, so why don’t we have battle to determine the last person standing.
Wolf: Awesome! I cannot wait to show everyone my wrestling skills and my true power!
C22: Pfft, why do we need to battle? We all know I’ll be the last person standing.
Ice: Eh, you’ll be on your knees for your queen and you know it.
C22: You aren’t my queen.
GF: She’s our queen, C22.
( Mechanical torrents with laser guns rise around everyone )
Wolf: She’s everyone’s queen.
( Ace backs away, passing the torrents behind him )
C22: Then I’m the rebel who’ll become king!
Ace: Guys, we’re supposed to be fighting each other. You’re making this too easy for me, look around you!
Ice: *Looks around at the torrents surrounding everyone except Ace* Oh.
Wolf: Ace, how could you? D=
GF: Good job, Ace, but turrets are pathetic.
( Ace presses a gray button on a remote in his right hand, causing a torrent behind GF to fire a laser )
GF: *Gets hit with sparks bouncing off his back* AAAAHH! *Collapses onto one knee* Guys, I need you to beat Ace. I don’t...I don’t think I can survive much longer...
Ice: Wow, very dramatic.
Ace: Ha, pathetic? Yeah right, Winx, you’ve been very quiet. Do you have anything to say?
( Winx looks over at Ace before quickly flying into GF and taking to the sky )
( Wolf waves bye to GF )
C22: ICE, IT’S TIME I BECOME KING! *Runs towards Ice*
Ice: Oh. *Stares at C22* Abracadabra!
( Ice and C22 disappear )
Ace: Then there was two…
Wolf: So let’s team up and not fight, you know? We can be fresh and beat everyone else up while they're weak.
Ace: Great idea, I’ll see you later after I’m the last one standing! *Presses a red button*
( The torrents fire laser beams at Wolf )
Wolf: … *Falls to the ground, avoiding each beam from zapping him*
( The beams collide above Wolf and take each other out )
Wolf: *Lifts head off the grass* I’m safe! =D
Ace: You’re such a coward…
Wolf: *Hands glow blue* I’m not a coward. You tried to attack us from behind and now you’re using torrents to keep your hands clean from a fight. *Gets up*
Ace: Pfft, your story isn’t exactly the best. *Presses the red button again*
( Lasers fire from the torrents, but Wolf ducks and fires a cosmic energy beam at two torrents in front of him )
( Two of eight torrents blow up as the lasers collide above Wolf )
( Wolf releases a cosmic energy beam at two torrents behind him )
( The two torrents behind Wolf explode )
Ace: Screw this! *Presses a yellow button, causing the remaining torrents to explode*
Wolf: Hmph? *Stands up*
Ace: *Puts remote in pocket and pulls a sword from his holder* It’s time for violence!
Meanwhile, up in the sky…
( Winx pushes GF off him, but GF quickly gains balance in midair )
Winx: Only one Saiyan can be the last person standing.
GF: And that’s me! *Disappears*
( GF appears behind Winx and punches him )
( Winx disappears and kicks GF from behind )
( GF blasts towards the mountains, but quickly gains balance in flight again )
GF: Great, I wanted a good fight! *Charges towards Winx with blue energy around him*
Winx: Heh. *Charges towards GF with blue energy around him*
( GF and Winx try punching each other with their right hands )
( GF and Winx’s fists collide, however, they’re both evenly matched )
GF: *Backs away from Winx* We can do this all day, Winx, why don’t we team up and beat everyone else first?
Winx: *Backs away from GF* Good idea, but why don’t we just watch everyone else fight? We have great seats up and we can remain fresh.
GF: I like that idea, let’s watch everyone else weaken each other.
By Ice and C22…
Ice: *Over C22’s shoulder* Abracaburn! *Disappears, leaving behind flames to burn C22*
C22: AAAAAAHH! *Body turns to water* Very funny, Ice!
Ice: *Reappears over the frozen lake* Eh, not being funny.
C22: Grr! *Runs towards Ice with water vapor attaching to his body*
( C22’s body quickly becomes engulfed in water )
Ice: Waterboy, have you ever been flushed down a toilet?
( C22 doesn’t respond as he stomps onto the frozen lake )
( C22’s gets picked up off the ground by wind and spins around Ice )
C22: WAAAAAH, WAAAAAH, STOP!
Ice: Fine… *Flicks her fingers, causing C22 to stop spinning around her*
C22: *Falls onto the frozen lake in front of Ice* Ugh! *Looks around, suffering from being dizzy and facing motion sickness*
Ice: *When C22 looks up at her* ‘Ey.
( C22 vomits by Ice’s feet )
C22: BLEH! *Vomits again*
Ice: *Points at C22* Abracadabra!
( C22 disappears )
Back to Wolf and Ace…
Wolf: *Rolls behind Ace* Ace, easy! *Slowly gets back to a standing position*
Ace: Pfft! *Swings sword from left to right as he turns around*
Wolf: *Falls to the ground to avoid* There’s other ways of fighting me!
Ace: *Holds sword above his head with its tip facing the group* See ya later, Wolf.
Wolf: *Gulps* Ace…
( Ace forces his sword down towards Wolf )
( Wolf rolls backwards into a standing position )
( Ace’s sword enters the ground )
Ace: Err! *Tries pulling sword out of the ground, but the sword doesn’t budge*
Wolf: HA! *Dropkicks Ace’s face*
Ace: ARGH! *Falls backwards onto the ground in a seated position*
( Wolf falls to the ground on his back and rolls into a standing position )
( Ace remains in a seated position )
Wolf: This is real fighting! *Runs past Ace’s sword and tries kicking his chest*
( Ace falls into a laying position, avoiding Wolf’s kick and kicks Wolf’s back as he rolls into a standing position )
Ace: Eat this! *Punches Wolf’s face as he turns around to face him*
Wolf: OW! *Kicks Ace’s left leg*
Ace: Err! *Uppercuts Wolf*
( Wolf falls backwards into a seated position )
Ace: Now stay there! *Turns to his sword and walks towards it*
( Wolf quickly gets back up, slowly walks behind Ace, and grabs the back of his skull )
Ace: I said stay, dog! *Elbows Wolf’s chest, but Wolf doesn’t let go*
Wolf: DOG?! *Slams Ace’s forehead into his sword’s handle* HOW DID THAT FEEL?!
Ace: It didn’t hurt…
Wolf: THEN LET’S TRY SOME MORE! *Slams Ace’s head into his sword’s handle three more times* BETTER?!
( Ace elbows Wolf’s grab, causing Wolf to let his head go )
( Ace grabs Wolf’s head and lowers it to the side of his sword’s blade )
Ace: Ever wonder what color your brain is, Wolf? *Slowly bring Wolf’s head closer to the blade*
Wolf: NO! *Wraps arms around Ace’s waist and falls to the ground*
Ace: COME ON!
( Wolf rolls around with Ace )
Ace: JUST *Faceplants the ground* LET ME *Eats the grassy ground again* KILL *Faceplants the ground for a third time*
Wolf: KILL?! *Head twitches and hands glow blue*
Ace: NO, WOLF! *Tries break Wolf’s grip over his stomach*
Wolf: LALALA! *Deadlifts Ace off the ground and begins flying*
Ace: Wolf, think about what you’re doing! *Still trying to break Wolf’s hands a part*
Ace: *Unable to break Wolf’s grip* Wolf, listen to me! *Tries taking remote out of pocket*
( Wolf continues to bring Ace higher and higher into the air )
Back by Winx and GF…
GF: *Watching what’s going on with Wolf* Hey, do you have any popcorn?
GF: Dang it, I should have stuffed popcorn in my pockets…
Winx: Should we save Ace?
GF: We could, but do we want to have more competition?
Winx: Not really.
GF: *A bag of steaming hot popcorn appears in GF’s hands* OH MY FREAKING POPCORN!
Winx: It’s only popcorn.
GF: THANKS ICE!
( Wolf gets ready to throw Ace )
Winx: What’s happening here?
GF: *Munching on popcorn* Wolf’s doing inappropriate things for once?!
( Wolf tosses Ace upwards )
Winx: OH CRAP, ACE CANNOT FLY!
GF: Buh-bye Ace!
( Wolf brings his palms together and charges cosmic energy )
Winx: Umm, should we save Ace now?
GF: *Holds popcorn bag below Winx’s head* Have some popcorn.
( When Ace lines up with Wolf’s position, Wolf releases a blue beam into Ace’s back )
( The beam of cosmic energy sends Ace far north into the desert )