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Platinum Nuzlocke: Episode 3: Explaining the Obvious

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(Previously, on Platinum Nuzlocke!)

Rowan: No Pokemon? Hmm... You seem like you have potential. Tell you what. Meet me in Sandgem Town and we'll talk. See you there.

Barry: You hear that Sheldon, that might mean we'll be... Friends forever!

Barry: Lake Guardian Pokemon? You mean those 3 from the myths?

Helios: A challenge where we get to make our animals fight eachother? Sounds awesome! how about we have a warm-up battle outside with Winston and Sheldon?

(The Pokemon logo appears, with the word "Platinum." In a silver color sliding under it, followed by, "Nuzlocke." in a red, electrified text.)

Ghost Nuzleaf: If you couldn't tell... That was the title card!

GENERAL DISCLAIMER: This episode contains a very lame fight between a turtle and a penguin. It's kinda stupid. I mean, a turtle, fighting a penguin. Makes you think that the writer is smoking or something...

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Helios: Winston, I choose you!

Barry: Sheldon, I choose you!

Helios: Winston, use Tackle!

(Winston tackles Sheldon.)

Winston: Shouldn't I have lowered his stats first?

Helios: Shut up, barely anyone does that in the first battle!

Barry: Sheldon, use Tackle!

(Sheldon tackles Winston.)

Sheldon: Yeah! I did damage!

Helios: Winston, use Tackle again!

(Winston tackle Sheldon, again.)

~It was a critical hit~

~Sheldon Fainted!~

~Barry is out of usable Pokemon!~

Barry: Darn it, you beat me! But don't worry, I'll get stronger!

(Barry walks off to the next route, and returns Sheldon to it's Pokeball.)

Helios: ... What? No money for beating you?

Winston: I bet he's broke.

Helios: Don't say that! He just has a lack of money!

Winston: That's kinda what being broke is.

Helios: It is?

Winston: Yes. It is.

Helios: I don't believe you.

Winston: I can bring up a pokesaur-

Helios: What did I say about adding, "Poke" to the beggining of words?!

Winston: It's been done to death?

Helios: Yes. Exactly. Now, let's go to the next route, and catch our first pokemon!

(Both proceed to the next route, but are blocked by another person.)

Ace: HEY! YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CATCH A POKEMON BEFORE GOING OUT THERE!

Helios: I kinda already do.

Ace: YOU SAY YOU DON'T KNOW?! THAT'S FINE. I'LL TEACH YOU!

Helios: Are you deaf?

Ace: (Walks into the tall grass, and a wild Shinx appears. He responds by throwing out an Eevee.) (Insert nickname here. Sorry Di, I forgot the name you wanted, just PM me later. XP.) I choose you!

(Nickname Here) The Eevee: B*tch, I have 7 evolutions!

Ace: Eevee, use Scratch!

(Nickname Here) The Eevee: SEVEN EVOLUTIONS! THAT'S MORE THAN YOU'LL EVER HAVE! (Uses scratch.)

(To be continued.)

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