Mario Kart 69 Mario Kart 9 is the next game in Shrek Kart series created by Valve and produced by George Lucas. IceJJFish provides vocals to the soundtrack composed by Skrillex.


There's plot in Mario Kart? Well uh, Speed Racer challenges Mario to a race, winner gets Ukraine.


you race and stuff. New karts are introduced like Unicycles. Bob-omb Blast returns....... in the next game I promise. Please understand.


  • All of them are just karts, you thought they would all be different?


Everyone is a baby or something else

  • Luigi: The number 1 character, death stare is back folks.
  • Rosalina
  • Baby Mario
  • Baby Luigi
  • Baby Wario
  • Baby Waluigi
  • Baby Yoshi
  • Baby Peach
  • Baby Daisy
  • Baby Rosalina
  • Baby Koopalings
  • Baby Bowser
  • Baby Bowser Jr.
  • Baby Baby Mario
  • Baby Metal Mario
  • Baby Baby Metal Mario
  • Metal Baby Baby Mario
  • Link
  • Hot Link
  • Sonic
  • And by popular demand..... Shrek
  • Bryan Silva: He drives fast and goes around yelling "Gratata", 1% chance Pitbull will teach Bryan how to conjugate Gratatar.
  • Satoru Iwata
  • Reggie
  • Masahiro Sakurai
  • ...we were gonna put Bill Trinen, but he was too busy playing with his toys (perverted grin)



  • Weed: Makes the players screen get weird and the game changes into Ridge Racer..... RIDGE RACERRRRRRRRRRRRR
  • Non-Specific Action Figure: Does nothing.
  • Triple Blue Shells: As if one was bad.
  • Duodecuple Blue Shells: 12 BLUE SHELLS! Destruction everywhere. Please Understand that it hits everyone including you.
  • Self-Destruct Button: An item that is used automatically without any presses, it breaks the game so you have to buy a new one.


everything from Mortal Kombat 8 i mean Mort-- Mario kart 8 returns. EXCEPT THE HORN BECAUSE APPARENTLY THEY WANT BLUE SHELLS BACK TO KILL.


everyone gave it 10/10 because it's mario but IGN gave it 0/10 because it's not CoD, until Nintendo payed them to give it tenouttaten.

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