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Ye Ole Tree tells us, ITS A MUSHROOM! But don't do drugs kids.

Ye Olde EpisodeEdit

                     LEGENDS OF VENTURE IN: Digital Nerd Rage

Ray: Well what a lovely day in Venture, can't believe we won!

Ray: OMG Its dat hawt Sarah girl, IMA TRY TO IMPRESS HER (grabs random flower)

(flower is actually toxic, just kidding)

Sarah: Uhh... hi, (ugh its this loser...)

Ray: Here, have a flower (kawaiiiiiii)

Sarah: This is a toxic flower you kid.

Ray: I'm no kid >:O and.... OH GOD NOOOO I'M MELTINGGGGGGGGGG HGGGGGGGGGGGGG SAVESH MEH

Sarah: Dude I was kidding.

Ray: O.O, you meanie!

Sarah: What a kid.

Ray: So wasn't that fight against Lord Lethy....... EPIC?

Rike: Hihihihihiihhi!

Ray: Oh sup Rike.

Sarah: Hi.

Sarah: Honestly it was easy, Lord Lethy is the stupidest villain I've even seen.

Ray: BUT HE RAGES ALOT!

Sarah: I don't think anybody cares, plus, his hobbies are weird.

Ray: HIS HOBBIES? I don't even want to know.

Rike: I DO! uh I mean nevermind

Master X: Ray, Sarah, and Rike! Come here, THIS IS URGENT!

Rike: Okay Oldymo!

Master X: STOP CALLING ME THAT!

Rike: K.

Master X: I found this old arcade game, it is called. QUERSOOMIE.

Ray: What.

Master X: You three must enter the game, Lord Lethy is in there, he is trying to influence the kids.... to rage.

Rike: uhhh

Ray: OH GOD PLEASE NO! NO! THIS IS STUPID! STUPID! THIS IS STUPID! STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID jsdjfhdaslfjdlfkjdlkfjsdflkjadskfljdklfjslstupidljfldsjfadksljfldkfjadsklfjdlkfjdsklfjdsklfjdksjlfjadsk!!!! STUPID! (calms down)

Sarah: Whoa... calm down Ray.

Ray: Sorry, but this is just stupid.

Master X: Go you must heroes!

Ray: OMG! Maybe I can see Amazon Pandor... uh nvm.

Sarah: ...What now

Sarah: HURRY UP RIKE WE'RE ABOUT TO LEAVE!

Rike: But its so far awayyyyy

Nan: (slaps Rike and attempts to carry him but fails) FATTY!

Rike: :[ (goes in with everyone else)


Lord Lethy: JOIN ME LUKE, TOGETHER I CAN BE YOUR MOTHER AND I CAN MAKE A VIRTUAL BABY!

Luke: DAFUQ? (passes out)

Lord Lethy: I WILL GET YOU LUKE! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG TOO!

R2-D2: O.O

Ray: STOP IT YOU FATTY! I WILL BEAT U LETHY! (hits head on question block) ahhhhhhhhhhh FOCK! THAT HURTS!!! I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE AN ITEM!!!!!

Sarah: Its battle time! (shoots fireball)

Lord Lethy: ENOUGH! This is dumb, I'm leaving, (walks on a bridge)

Rike: hey wat dos dis button doo (pressed it)

Lord Lethy: WHAT THE! (falls in lava)

Sarah: a door opened!

(everyone goes in)

Toad: Sorry Mario, but your princess is i.

Ray: WHO THE FOCK IS MARIO I WANT MY TACO! (kicks Toad into wall)

Sarah: :/ lets go.

(lava bursts out)

Lord Lethy: I'M NOT DEAD! I FOUND A ONEUP MUSHROOM!

Ray: FOCK! WHY WOULD U DO DROGS IN ORDER TO REVIVE YOURSELVES!

Lord Lethy: LETS SETTLE THIS IN A BOXING MATCH!

Ray: SWEET! PUNCH-OUT IT IS! MY BODY IS READY!

(minutes later)

Ray: HA! I WON! NERD!

Rike: a game inside of a game? GAMECEPTION.

Nan: NOW LETS GO PWEEEEZ..?

Lord Lethy: NYEH! ONE MORE TIME! I WILL BATTLE YOU WITH KIRBY THE FAT PINK BALL!

Kirby: BRO! IM NOT SOME FAT GUY LIKE THAT RIKE DUDE SHUT THE RICK UP!

Lord Lethy: WELL THEN, WE WILL SETTLE THIS IN PAC-MAN! I'LL BE THE GHOST! READY? BEGIN!

Ray: OMG I ALREADY GOT MOST OF THE PELLETS SUCKAHHHHH

Lord Lethy: WHAT!!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!

Ba-Boon: BOONANASAHAHAHAHFAAHHAAHAHAWASNTLETHYRAGERBEFORENDJDJFFJDJJSJSJS

Ray: last one. OWNAGE!!!

Lord Lethy: NOOOOOOOOO (explodes)

Lord Lethy: JUST KIDDING THAT WAS JUST A FAKE VERSION OF ME! NOW WE WILL BATTLE LEGEND OF ZELDA TIME!

Ray: Don't you mean Legend Of Link because Zelda has no legend.

Lord Lethy: RAAAAAAAAAAAGE! SHUT UP!

Ray: I GOT MY SWORD!

Navi: Hey! Look! Listen!

Ray: DAFUQ?

Navi: Hey! Look! Listen!

Ray: Be quiet bro

Navi: Hey! Look! Listen!

Ray: SHUT UP!

Navi: HEY! LOOK! LISTEN!!!

Ray: SHUT THE FOCK UP!

Navi: HEY! LOOK LISTEN!!

Ray: GAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Mexican Navi: Hey, Mira, Escucha!

Sarah: What the helk......

Rike: Uhm... this is strange.

Ray: Indeed. OH AND BTW I DESTROYED THEM BOTH!

(R.I.P Navi... oh and Mexican navi memorial - I DON'T KNOW WHEN THEY WERE BORN - 2013)

Ray: OKAY! (slashes at Lethy)

Lord Lethy: (attempts to punch but fails)

Lord Lethy: OWIE! RAGE!!!!! RAGE!!!!!!! YOU HURT ME! NERD RAGE! I'M LEAVING NOOBS! (leaves)

Ray: we did it gu...

(everyone is teleported out)

Turbo: TURBO-TASTIC!


Master X: You sure showed him, good job Avalon team.

Sarah: It was Ray's whole work that helped us.

Ray: YEP :D

Rike: NOW WHO WANTS TO PLAY CALL OF DUTY?

Ray: FOCK YOU RIKE!

(end)

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