Ye Ole Tree tells us, ITS A NAT!
Ye Olde EpisodeEdit
Hello Adventurers, you are about to read a vast tale about Ray, a swordsman of hope, the sword fighter of fury, the killer of kaos, the...
Ray's Mom: OKAY WE GET IT RAY! YOU WANT TO BE THE BEST!
Ray: I know mom, now let me use my epic voice to finish this prologue.
Anyways, this is Venture, the home of Ray, a kingdom of adventures and many puzzles, Ray will learn that teamwork helps in this big quest of his, meeting new friends and battling a new evil... my friends... this is Venture.
LEGENDS OF VENTURE!
Master X: Greetings Ray, how are you doing today.
Ray: I'm feelin fabulous! I mean, sup grandpa, or should I say........ OLDYMO!! HAHA!
Master X: NO! Just call me Master, Master X, or X! SILENCE CHILD!
Ray: Fine, I was just pulling a joke.
Master X: I need your help, as there is an evil that has cometh in Venture, a new villain, LORD LETHAL! ...Or Lord Lethy cuz that sounds funneh.
Ray: Haha he rages all day?
Master X: He is not to be underestimated, who knows his evil power!
Master X: He has a huge army, so I have gathered these two to help you fight for Venture, you will form the team called, Avalon.
Ray: Cool. Cool Cool Cool.
Master X: This is Rike, he's an archer, he's also a bit fat (dies of laughter)
Rike: Quiet pops!
Master X: Haha sorry, and this is a mage, Sarah.
Ray: HOLY SHET SHES HAWT!!!!!!!!! o3o
Sarah: What did you say? -_-
Ray: Sorry Miss.
Sarah: Just call me by my name please >.>
Rike: This is gonna be fun homie, you seem cool.
Ray: (cannot breathe because Rike is hugging him) Ye...a.h... you too.
Sarah: (rolls eyes) I think you two guys need to focus, we have a job you know.
Ray: Who put you as the Queen of the Universe?
Sarah: I'll take that as a compliment, lets go.
Nan: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT CAN I COME AND HELP.
Sarah: Whoa, what is that thing?
Master X: Well, it's Rays pet, Nan, he is a winged dog thing.
Sarah: I don't mind him coming, as long as he is not annoying like those to, or Ray.
Master X: Good luck you four! Protect Venture at all cost! Defeat Lord Lethal!
Rike: Oh god I'm so tired, I DON'T WANNA CLIMB HATER PEAK!
Lord Lethy: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!!!! YOU BETTER!
Ray: ITS HIM! LORD LETHY! HE LOOKS STOOPID!
Lord Lethy: SHADDUP YOU! BALL OF HATRED! (throws energy sphere)
Ray: OH SHET WHAT I DO!
Sarah: (creates wall of water and blocks the shot) You don't do anything. >.>
Ray: Okay! I won't do anything! :3
Sarah: YOU IDIOT! I mean you don't do a thing, you don't help at all, I had to.
Ray: Oh, THEN I WILL DESTROY HIM!
Ray: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FIRE SWORD SLASH!
Lord Lethy: WTF? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (is hurt)
Rike: WHAT DO I DO?
Sarah: STRIKE HIM! USE YOUR ARROWS! YOU CAN DO IT!
Rike: (shoots arrow but misses) NO!
Lord Lethy: YOU ARE DONE! I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (unleashes rage)
Nan: not so fast! (throws Rays' sword at Lord Lethy's face)
Ray: DATS MY SWORD BRO! (takes sword back)
Lord Lethy: owie! I GOT A BOO BOO!
BaBoon: I'M BA-BOON! LETS GO BOO-NANAS! BOONANSNSNDSGJSDUDASFISDFJDSFKDSFJADFH HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAPOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!
Lord Lethy: MOMMY! I DON'T WANT YOU TO GO!
Ray: YOUR MOMMYS GONE! (points finger down)
Lord Lethy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO (explodes)
Rike: WOOT! :D YOU BEAT LORD LETHY!
Rike: Lets go back :D
Sarah: Uh... whatever, (I totally could have beat that guy in one hit)
Master X: Congrats you four, you made me proud, the new team Avalon can go far, I hope you guys will become THE LEGENDS OF VENTURE! But beware, who knows if more evil will strike, or maybe Lord Lethy might return!
Ray: HA! GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lord Lethy exploded due because he raged too much.
Sarah: ._. Pretty much.
Master X: Wow, who knew raging so much can do that.
Ray: WELL NOW LETS PARTY! (puts in Disco Gangnam Style in stereo)
Nan: Since when were there stereos in medevil times?
Ray: YOU BROKE THE V WALL! But shhh nobody should know.