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Announcer: Since the dawn of time, people have needed a way to move fast, because of their friends slowing them down. As time went along, technology got much better.

{The TV shows an image of a man rolling on a boulder during pre-historic times, then a man in a ship in the ocean while dressed up like a Viking, then a man in a car during the 1950's}

Announcer: And now we have... The Super Car! This giant, two person motorbike (With doors to keep you safe) goes at incredible speeds! It's faster than a jet plane! And now it's only $1,999! Call 1-800-588-2300 today for your own Super Car!

Michael, Matthew, Fabia, Nathan, and Jorge: {Looking at their own Super Car} OOOOOOooooooh...

Michael: This. Is. AWESOME!!!

Matthew: Bro, riding a hog is my specialty! {Is shown to be riding a pig}

Pig: {Squeals}

Fabia: That's not the same thing.

Matthew: SHUT UP AND LET ME HAVE MY MOMENT!!!

Nathan: AND NOW... WE RIDE!!! {Presses a button, making the second seat and the doors appear on the Super Car}

Michael, Matthew, Fabia, and Jorge: OOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooh...

{The second seat breaks}

Michael, Matthew, Fabia, and Jorge: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...

Matthew: How did you even get this, Nathan?

Nathan: I stole it. :3

Matthew: ... AWESOME!!! :D

Nathan: BEHOLD IT'S POWER!!! {Presses a button}

{The Super Car starts}

Matthew: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME!!!

Fabia: So who's going first?

Matthew: I CALL SHOTGUN!!!

{Michael gets in the driver's seat and Matthew gets in the passenger's seat}

Fabia: I should've guessed. -_-

Matthew: So are you guys coming?

Fabia: Riding in a potential death trap with you two driving is NOT at the top of my list of things to do. Not even at the bottom, or on the list.

Matthew: Suit yourselves. {Presses the start button and the Super Car starts driving at 500,000,000 MPH}

Michael & Matthew: THIS... IS... AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fabia: They're dead.

Nathan: Fow showe. :3

{The scene cuts to Michael and Matthew}

Michael: THIS IS THE MOST AWESOME THING I HAVE DONE IN MY ENTIRE LIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!!!

Matthew: DO YOU THINK WE LEFT BAYVIEW YET?!!!!!!!

Michael: {Reaches hand out and grabs a mime} I'D SAY WE'RE CLOSER TO FRANCE!!!!!!!! {Throws the mime out of the Super Car}

Matthew: MY TURN TO GRAB A PRIZE!!!!!!!!!!! {Reaches hand out and grabs a koala bear} WHAT KIND OF MADE-UP ANIMAL IS THIS?!!!!!!!!!

Koala Bear: {Starts attacking Matthew's face}

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{The scene cuts to Earth from space, showing that they're going all across the world 5 times a second}

Michael: THIS IS HOW PEOPLE ARE SUPPOSED TO TRAVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Matthew: THERE IS NOTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME GIVE UP THIS RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!

{The scene cuts back to Michael and Matthew}

Michael: Hey, you know what we should've installed?

Matthew: A bathroom?

Michael: Breaks.

Matthew: I'll stop it the old fashion way. {Jumps off and tries to stop it with his feet, but his feet catch on fire} This won't do. .-.

{The car starts to come back towards Nathan, Fabia, and Jorge}

Jorge: Here they come!

{The car passes by three times}

Fabia: We have to stop them!

{The scene cuts back to Michael and Matthew}

Matthew: Is there anywhere we could go to relax?!?

Michael: There's a dining room at the bottom. .-.

{A giant dining room with butlers is shown under the seats, with the koala bear from earlier sipping tea}

Michael: Anyways, we've gotta stop this thing! We need to use out heads!

Matthew: {Thinks for a second} I have an idea! {Places head out the Super Car and puts it back in a second later, now being bald} Did it work?

Michael: We need something heavy to slow us down.

Matthew: {Hair now back to normal} All I've got is a bag of feathers {Pulls out a bag of feathers and throws it out}, two helium balloons {Breathes in the helium and now has a high-pitched voice} Percy... {Pulls out Percival and throws it into the dining room}

Percival: {Echo heard} OW!

Matthew: ... {Voice now back to normal} And this grand piano. {Pulls out a grand piano from pocket}

Koala Bear: {Comes up and squeals}

Matthew: Exactly furry kid! All I gotta do is play the piano so bad, that people will come and make the car stop!

Michael: -_- Or... {Pulls out a rope} I tie this rope to the grand piano, throw the grand piano out, and the weight will make the Super Car stop. :D

Matthew: Whatever. My idea had eggs.

Michael: {Ties rope to the grand piano and throws the grand piano off the Super Car}

{Michael and Matthew high-five each other}

Michael: Hey. Did I tie the other side of the rope to anything? {The rope falls off the car}

Matthew: I'm gonna say nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyes.

Koala Bear: {Facepalm}

{Scene changes to Jorge, Nathan, and Fabia}

Nathan: {In a catapult} So I thought that I could catapult to the Super Car, and give them the Master Key to shut it off. Would it work?

Jorge: {Pressing a few buttons on the catapult} Meh.

Fabia: {Sees the Super Car coming closer} They're coming!

Nathan: NOW!!!

Jorge: {Presses a button, and the catapult launches, making Nathan fly out of it}

Nathan: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! {Lands in the Super Car}

Matthew: Hi Nathan.

Michael: {Grabs Nathan} Oh man! We're so glad to see you! We can't stop this thing, and-

Nathan: I know! That's why I'm here.

Michael: Then go get us some help! {Throws Nathan off the Super Car}

Nathan: THAT'S WHY I'VE GOT THE MASTER KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!

Michael: ... Oops. :3

Matthew: {Is being attacked by the koala bear, grabs it off face, and throws it towards Nathan} And take this weird kid with you!

Nathan and the koala bear: {Lands in front of Jorge and Fabia}

Fabia: Did it work?

Nathan: No.

{The scene cuts back to Michael and Matthew}

Michael and Matthew: {Shivering and freezing}

Michael: S-s-s-s-so... C-c-c-c-c-c-cold...

Matthew: Where are we? The desert?

{The Super Car passes by a giant ice cube with a caveman and a T-Rex in it}

Michael: {Notices the ice cube} That's it! All we need to do is crash into an iceberg! That'll freeze us in our tracks! Literally!

Matthew: That's so unbelievably scientifical sounding that it has to work! :D

Michael: There's one! LEAN!!!

{Michael and Matthew lean to the right, crashing the Super Car into an iceberg}

Matthew: W-w-we did it! W-we stopped! Now what?

Michael: We have Drago open the iceberg! :D

Drago: {Breathes fire, opening the iceberg}

Michael and Matthew: :D

Michael: So, how are we gonna get home?

{Michael and Matthew stare at the Super Car, and then it shows Michael and Matthew riding it again}

Michael and Matthew: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{The scene cuts to Fabia, Nathan, Jorge, and the koala bear}

Jorge: {Looking at a giant magnet} This magnet should work! ... Or it will cause them to go so fast that the Earth will go in retrograde rotation like Venus. :/

Fabia: That doesn't matter. This is our only choice now.

{The Super Car passes by}

Nathan: GO!!!

Jorge: {Turns on the magnet}

Michael: Maybe it won't be so bad rocketing around the Earth forever!

{The magnet makes the Super Car stop}

Michael: ... What just happened?

Matthew: This is our chance to get off!

Michael: You're right!

{Michael and Matthew get off, and the Super Car goes into reverse}

Jorge: If I'm right, the Super Car will crash into the magnet in 3... 2... 1...

{The Super Car crashes into the magnet and both explode}

Michael and Matthew: {Runs back to Fabia, Jorge, and Nathan} That... Was... AWESOME!!!

Michael: ... But we're going to sue the company that made that car now. :3

Fabia: So now what?

Nathan: {Grabs the koala bear} Roasted koala bear?

{The koala bear attacks Nathan}

Nathan: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

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The poll was created at 21:22 on September 27, 2012, and so far 5 people voted.

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