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Scene: Downtown Bayview

{Michael is carrying two bags of groceries in his right hand while holding a phone up to his ear with his left hand, with Drago perched on his left shoulder}

Michael: Alright, I got the groceries. I'll see you at home.

{A voice is heard on the phone}

Michael: I love you too, Mom. Bye.

{Michael hangs up and puts his phone in his pocket, and moves one of the grocery bags from his right hand to his left and continues walking}

Drago: So why do you have to get the groceries?

Michael: Because Mom's busy and Matthew's hanging out with Nathan.

Drago: Can't the groceries get themselves?

Michael: ...Uh, groceries can't just fly themselves over to my house. They can't even fly at all!

Drago: Well what's stopping them from flying?!?

Michael: ...Logic.

Drago: FORGET ABOUT LOGIC! YOU'RE MICHAEL SHRAZE!

Michael: ...Yeah...?

Drago: YOU SAVED THE UNIVERSE!

Michael: {Stops walking} Yeah...

Drago: LOGIC'S NOT GOING TO GET IN YOUR WAY!

Michael: Yeah.

Drago: YOU AND YOUR GROCERIES ARE GOING TO FLY!

Michael: Yeah!

Drago: YOU'RE GONNA TURN AT THAT CORNER THERE, RUN UP THE BRIDGE, AND YOU AND YOUR GROCERIES ARE GONNA START FLYING!

Michael: YEAH!

Drago: YOU'RE NOT SCARED OF FLYING!

Michael: YEAH!

Drago: YOU'RE NOT A CHICKEN, RIGHT?!?

Michael: YEAH!

Drago: AND YOU'VE NEVER BEEN A CHICKEN, RIGHT?!?

Michael: YEAH!

Drago: AND YOU'LL NEVER BE A CHICKEN, RIGHT?!?

Michael: YEAH!

Drago: THEN TURN AT THAT CORNER THERE AND START FLYING!

Michael: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

{Michael starts running and turns at the corner, but bumps into someone who just walked out of a store with some supplies, dropping his groceries}

Michael: WATCH-

{Michael looks at the person he bumped into, who is a girl about his age}

{The girl looks back at Michael the same way}

Michael: I... Should really watch where I'm going. Sorry.

???: No, it's alright. Really...

Michael: {Starts picking up the things the girl dropped and gives them to her} Here.

???: Thanks.

{Michael picks up his groceries and both stand up}

Michael: So, I haven't seen your face around here before. Are you new?

???: Yeah. I just moved here a few weeks ago.

Michael: Well it's great to meet you. My name's Michael. What's yours?

???: I'm Serena. Nice to meet you too!

Michael: (Serena...) {Points forward} I was heading that way. Are you too?

Serena: Yeah. My house is down that way too.

Michael: Then, we can walk together?

Serena: Yeah, we can.

Scene: New Battle Brawlers HQ

{Matthew and Nathan are watching TV}

Nathan: Have you ever heard of the Taco Shark?

Matthew: Yeah. It's just a myth, though.

Nathan: It isn't! I saw one once!

Matthew: Was it that day you took that crazy gas thing?

Nathan: Yes...

{A commercial starts}

Commercial: SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY!

Nathan: BUT TODAY'S SATURDAY-

Matthew: Shhh!

Commercial: THIS SUNDAY, INTERNATIONAL WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT WILL BE HOLDING THEIR ANNUAL THUMB-WRESTLING TOURNAMENT!!!

Nathan: WHERE?!?!?

Commercial: "Where", you may be asking yourself?

Matthew: JUST TELL US!

Commercial: This year, we're holding it in BAYVIEW, CALIFORNIA!

Matthew & Nathan: YES!!!

Commercial: AND THIS YEAR'S PRIZE IS A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD!

Matthew & Nathan: YES!!!

Commercial: THE TOURNAMENT WILL LAST SUNDAY UNTIL TUESDAY, AND SIGN-UPS END SATURDAY, SO SIGN-UP BY CALLING 328-4862 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nathan: DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE?!?

Matthew: I LEFT IT AT HOME! DO YOU HAVE YOURS?!?

Nathan: YUP! {Pulls out a pickle in a hot dog bun}

Matthew: NATHAN, THAT'S A PICKLE IN A HOT DOG BUN!

Nathan: AREN'T THEY THE SAME THING?!?

Matthew: NO! THEY'RE NOT! LET'S JUST USE THE PHONE HERE!

Nathan: NO! LET ME THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE... I KNOW! HOW ABOUT WE USE THE PHONE HERE?!?

Matthew: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!

Nathan: WHY ARE WE STILL SCREAMING?!?

Matthew: I DON'T KNOW! JUST CALL THE NUMBER!

{Nathan picks up the phone and dials the number}

IWE Employee: Hello, this is the registration number for the IWE 44th annual thumb-wrestling tournament. How may I help you?

Nathan: Hi.

IWE Employee: Hello, sir.

Nathan: How are you today?

IWE Employee: ...Good, how are you...?

Nathan: I'm just fine! Lovely weather we're having, right?-

Matthew: {Snatches the phone from Nathan} Give me that! {Starts speaking to the IWE Employee} Hi. My friend and I would like to register for the thumb-wrestling tournament.

IWE Employee: Okay, sir. I just need your names.

Matthew: My name is Matthew Shraze, and my friend's name is-

Nathan: {Screaming into the phone} ALKALINELLA XIFAX SICIDABOHERTZ GOMBIGOLLIA BLUE STRADIVARI TALENTRENT PIERRE ANDRI CHARTON-HAYMOSS IVANOVICI BALDEUS GEORGE DOITZEL KAISER THE THIRD!

Matthew: ...His name is Nathan Crind.

IWE Employee: Thank you, sir. Good luck in the tournament.

Matthew: Thank you. {Hangs up the phone}

Matthew & Nathan: {While high-fiving each-other} YES!!!

Scene: Nagukab Street

{Michael, Serena, and Drago are walking down the street}

Michael: And that's how I saved the world.

Serena: Wow! And Drago's proof of all that?

Michael: Yup.

Drago: {Pops out} Hi.

Serena: Hey there!

Michael: So, now that I told you about me like you wanted, NOW will you tell me about yourself?

Serena: Okay. I just moved here about two weeks ago from Charlotte.

Michael: North Carolina?

Serena: Yeah. {Starts sulking} I had lived there my whole life.

Michael: Wow. It must've been tough to have to leave, was it?

Serena: Yeah. And I haven't really made any friends yet.

Michael: {Looks down} Well... {Looks back at Serena and smiles} You have a friend now.

Serena: {Looks at Michael and smiles} ...Thanks.

{The three reach a split in the road}

Serena: {Points to the road on the right} My house is down there.

Michael: Great! {Points to the road on the left} My house is that way! I can show you around town later if you want.

Serena: Sure! I'd love that!

Michael: Alright then. {Starts walking} See you later, Serena!

Serena: You too, Michael!

{Drago pops out}

Michael: Wow...

Drago: You like her, don't you?

Michael: NO I- {Blushes} ...Yeah, I guess I do...

Scene: New Battle Brawlers HQ

{Jorge and Matthew are about to thumb-wrestle on one table, and Fabia and Nathan are about to on another table as well}

Fabia: If you two really want to win that tournament...

Jorge: And win a trip around the world...

Both: Then you'll have to train!

Matthew: Alright, then!

Nathan: I NEED TO FIND THE TACO SHARK!!!

All: ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR! I DECLARE A THUMB-

{Michael and Serena walk out of the elevator}

Michael: And these are the rest of my tea- ...What's going on here...?

Jorge: Fabia and I are helping Matthew and Nathan practice for a thumb-wrestling tournament.

Nathan: THE WINNER GETS A TRIP AROUND THE WORLD! :D

Serena: Awesome!

{The others notice Serena}

Matthew: Who's the chic?

Michael: This is Serena. She moved here a few weeks ago, and I met her earlier today.

Serena: Nice to meet you!

Nathan: YAY! NEW PEOPLE!

Serena: Um...

Michael: He's crazy in the head.

Serena: Oh.

Michael: So this is my brother Matthew, his friend Nathan, and my friends Jorge and Fabia.

Serena: Great to meet you all!

Fabia: You too.

Nathan: Can we start the match now?

Jorge: Yeah.

{Nathan, Fabia, Matthew, and Jorge start their thumb-wrestling matches}

{Jorge and Fabia easily beat Matthew and Nathan}

Matthew & Nathan: AGAIN!

{Jorge and Fabia easily beat Matthew and Nathan}

Matthew & Nathan: AGAIN!

{Jorge and Fabia easily beat Matthew and Nathan}

Matthew & Nathan: AGAIN!

{Jorge and Fabia easily beat Matthew and Nathan}

Matthew & Nathan: AGAIN!

{Jorge and Fabia easily beat Matthew and Nathan}

Matthew & Nathan: AGAIN!

Jorge: No.

Fabia: This isn't helping you get any better.

Nathan: Then I know what we must do...

Matthew: WE HAVE TO TRAIN OUR THUMBS!!!

Nathan: TO THE THUMBMOBILE!

Matthew: WE DON'T HAVE A THUMBMOBILE!

Nathan: {Holds the pickle in the hot dog bun} ISN'T THIS A THUMBMOBILE?!?

Matthew: WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS ALREADY!

Nathan: THEN LET'S FIND SOMETHING TO HELP OUR THUMBS!

{Matthew and Nathan run off}

Michael, Serena, Fabia, & Jorge: Uhh...

Scene: Michael's bedroom

{It's nighttime, and Michael's laying on his bed, staring at the ceiling}

Drago: What's wrong?

Michael: I'm just thinking.

Drago: About Serena?

Michael: Yeah...I wish there was some way I could find out if she likes me... {Gets under the covers and closes eyes} I'll think tomorrow. Good-night, Drago.

Drago: Good night.

Later that night...

{Michael's room is shown, and Michael's body starts glowing. Then Serena's room is shown, and Serena's body is glowing as well...}

PART 2!

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The poll was created at 03:37 on February 18, 2014, and so far 2 people voted.

Do you have any guesses on what's happening to Michael and Serena? Please leave your thoughts in the comments! If your guess is correct, then you'll make a cameo in Thumbs and Diaries!

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