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Scene: New Battle Brawlers HQ

{Michael, Matthew, Jorge, and Taylor are playing a video game while Fabia is reading a book}

Nathan: {Enters the room} GUYS! HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF A BURRITO!!!???

Michael: Yeah. We've heard of burritos...

Nathan: This is the best thing since breaded slices!!

Matthew: You mean sliced bread?

Nathan: No. What’s a sliced bread?

Matthew: The thing you put around a burger...

Nathan: Bro, burgers suck...

Matthew: {Pauses the game} No they don't.

Nathan: They make taste buds feel bad!

Matthew: They’re the best thing since sliced bread!

Nathan: Still don’t know what that is!

Jorge: {Unpauses the game and kills Matthew}

Michael: It’s a sliced piece of bread. >.>

Nathan: WHAT THE HECK IS A BREAD!?

Michael: {Sighs}

Matthew: BURGERS ARE BETTER THAN BURRITOS!

Nathan: I DISAGREE! BURRITOS ARE BETTER THAN BURGERS!

Fabia: Nathan’s smart enough to know what disagree means?

Nathan: What does "disagree" mean?

Fabia: I stand corrected. .-.

Matthew: BURRITOS SUCK!

Nathan: BURGERS SUCK!

Taylor: SHUT UP!

Matthew & Nathan: {Both turn to Taylor} YOU SHUT UP!

Taylor: D:

Matthew & Nathan: FOOD ROBOT FOOD FIGHT TO THE DEATH?!? I ACCEPT!!!

{Nathan and Matthew get in a Burritobot and Burgerbot respectively}

Michael, Taylor Jorge, & Fabia: O_O'

{The Burgerbot and Burritobot power on and go outside}

Fabia: Well... The city's doomed.

{Song #1 plays}

Music Title
Song #1: Mario & Luigi: Dream Team - Size Up Your Enemy




Nathan: PREPARE TO DIE, PRETTY BOY!

Matthew: OH, IT'S ON!

{The Burgerbot starts firing burgers at the Burritobot while the Burritobot fires burritos at the Burgerbot}

Taylor: Should we stop them?

Fabia: What can we even do?!? They're in giant fighting robots that look like burgers and burritos!

Taylor: ...Good point.

Nathan: WHY ARE MY BURRITOS DOING NOTHING?!?

Matthew: WHY ARE MY BURGERS DOING NOTHING?!?

Nathan: BECAUSE YOU'RE STUPID!

Matthew: YOU'RE STUPID!!!

{The Burgerbot and Burritobot clash into each-other}

Nathan: BURGERS SUCK! BURRITOS ARE AWESOME!!!

Matthew: BURRITOS SUCK! BURGERS ARE AWESOME!!!

Nathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nathan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Nathan: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Nathan: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAA-

Nathan: AAAA-

Matthew: AAAA-

Nathan: AAAA-

Matthew: AAAA-

Nathan: AAAA-

Matthew: AAAA-

Nathan: AAAA-

Matthew: AAAA-

Nathan & Matthew: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

{The Burgerbot and Burritobot clash so hard, that both of them explode}

{Song #1 stops}

Michael: O_O Are they okay?!?

{Nathan falls onto a fluffy pillow}

Nathan: At least I'm not hu-

{Matthew lands on Nathan}

Nathan: X_X

Matthew: ...Are burgers and burritos...equally matched...?

Nathan: ...Maybe they are...

Matthew: Nathan... I think I got carried away with myself...

Nathan: Me too...

Matthew: Friends?

Nathan: Friends...

{Nathan and Matthew shake hands}

Michael, Taylor, Jorge, & Fabia: THANK GO-

Nathan: BUT BURRITOS ARE BETTER!!!

Matthew: ... {Slaps Nathan in the face}

What would you rate Burger vs Burrito?
 
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The poll was created at 03:26 on September 22, 2013, and so far 2 people voted.
Which is better? Burgers or burritos?
 
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The poll was created at 03:26 on September 22, 2013, and so far 4 people voted.

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