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Loving dat deadsEdit

Balista: LETS GO! ACID BUBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAA!!!! DIE!

Drags: DRAGON CANNON! TIME TO DAI! (chest brings out cannon)

Balista: HOLY DRAGO! DRAGS YOU ARE A CYBORG!

Drags: Vut? No, I'm using Reptak.

Balista: Oh yeah, then I use TWILIGHT SPARKLE! THOSE CHANGELINGS ARE COMING, BUT THEY ARE UGLEY NOW!

Twilight Sparkle: Their Bakugan.

Balista: WHO CARES! USE MAGIC TO DESTROY EM!

Twilight Sparkle: No.

Balista: THEN FORGET YOU! (kicks Twilight)

Balista: RARITY I CHOOSE YOU!

Balista: GET YOR FACE HERE!

Balista: Hey look at this huge Diamond..

Rarity: ITS MINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Balista: Keel those Zombies first.

Rarity: DIE ZOMBIES DIE! (shoots magic)

Balista: Didn't work.

(zombie wontu's form into huge zombie wontu)

Balista: OH GOD NO

Rarity: YOU ARE DEAD! MY DIAMOND!

Mega Wontu: (shoots laser eyes and eliminates Rarity)

Balista: Its up to you, Applejack, I CHOOSE YOU! USE CHOCOLATE MILK!

Applejack: I don't have that move, (applelieface)

Balista: THEN I USE CHUCK NORRIS KICK, ON YOU! (kicks Applejack into Mega Zombie Wontu's face)

Drags: I choose you, um, RAINBOW DASH! Use your swag.

Rainbow Dash: Got it. (puts on sunglasses) like a boss.

Mega Wontu: (puts on glasses)

Rainbow Dash: (blinded by uglyness) OH GOD NO!

Rainbow Dash: Forget this! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONICCCC RAAA

Sonic: YOU SON OF A DRAGO THATS MY NAME! (turns into Hyper Sonic)

Rainbow Dash: Uh oh

(both Sonic and Rainbow Dash collide and explode)

Balista: Okay.. guess we gotta use... FLUTTERSHY!

Fluttershy: (shivers) Hhhhhh. hi.

Balista: Fluttershy, that thing hurt your critter friends, even Angel.

Fluttershy: (glows with fire) HE DID! HE'S GONNA DIE! FUS RO DAH! (smacks Wontu and sends it flying)

Mega Wontu: (zombie talk)

Fluttershy: YOUR GOING TO DIE!

Mega Wontu: (shoots laser beam and destroys Fluttershy)

Drags: ._.

Balista: ._.

Balista: This is it... GO PINKIE PIE! USE PARTY CANNON!

Pinkie Pie: (shoots confetti and hurts Zombie Wontu)

Balista: Time for a song.

Drags: Oh god....

Balista: THIS IS HALLOLISTA

Balista: TRUCK OR TREAT

Balista: WE GO AND STEAL OUR NEIGHBORS CANDY

Balista: SMACK EM WITH A TRUCK

Balista: OH GOD ITS DANDY

Balista: IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS SONG

Balista: I'LL SEND YOU TO THE DOOM DIMENSION

Balista: WITH THOSE NONETS AND THAT DARN ROCK

Balista: YOU ARE JUST A PUNY ROCK

Balista: HALLOISTA, ITS THE PLACE TO BE, ZOMBIES, CANDY, TRUCKS, JERRY, TROLLING, EVERYTHING MAN!

Balista: I SALUTE TO YOU THE GREAT PUMPKINLISTA, TOO BAD I DESTRYOED YAAAAAA!!!!

(ground breaks)

Balista: YEAH! Like a bosslista.

Drags: Oh god, is this is the end....

Grandpalista: (snoring)

Others: (collapsed)

Balista: hehe.

Pinkie Pie: Lets divide by zero!

Everyone: NO PINKIE DON'T DO IT!

Mega Wontu: ?

Pinkie Pie: Zero divided by... zero..

Mega Wontu: (explodes)

Balista: Ok good he's gone.

Balista: Oh pinkie pie exploded too. Told her not to do it .-.

???: rrrrrrbraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainsss

Leoness: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSS (explodes)

Falco: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

Drags: Leoness died, YUS!

Balista: Falco's a zombie, oh shet.

Zombie Joey: RRRRRBRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHOEYRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS

Drags: I have this awesome mixture, throw it at him Balista.

Balista: Okie! (throws Mixture at Falco)

Drags: NOT HIM! Ugh, whatever. Now we deal with Joey...

Zombie Joey: (grabs Drags)

Drags: BALISTA! HELP!

Balista: uh... what i do... hmm..

(zombie joey is knocked out and explodes)

Balista: HOLY DRAGO! ITS THE GREAT PUMPKINLISTA!

Great Pumpkinlista: Ho ho ho, goodbye Balista!

Balista: HEY WAIT YOUR SANTA I HATE SANTA

Great Pumpkinlista: o.o

Balista: TIME TO DIE (brings out gun and shoots Great Pumpkinlista)

Santa: Uh oh... (deceases)

Balista: YUS!

Drags: Well, bye Balista family

Balista Family: Bai! (teleports)

Falco: Ugh, hate you guys

Drags/Balista: We hate you too.

Leoness: Hay guys.

Drags: Didn't you just explode.

Leoness: HAHA! YOU GUYS THOUGHT I WAS THAT ZOMBIE! I MADE THOSE ZOMBIES TO GET REVENGE ON YOU!

Drags/Balista: YOUR DEAD!

(episode ends with Drags and Balista smashing and smacking Leoness)

(end)

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