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TRUCK OR TREAT PEEPS HERES A TREaT FORM THE BERST GUY ZIE

Trucks episodeEdit

Balista: TRICK OR TREAT BAKUSUCKER!

Drags: ._.

Falco: I'm gonna dress up as an... ANGRY BIRD!

Leoness: Finally, I will show my true roar and scare all those widdle little Zooble like bitty teeny Bakugan!

Balista: Yeah, when Jinryu evolves into Saint Aquas! Haha!

Drags: Wasn't it when Swinubs fly?

Balista: WHO CARES! (smashes pumpkin) CANDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

Balista: TIME TO ROB THOSE PEEPS OF THEIR CANDY!

Drags: Yeah, just watch out for the Hairy Scary Stranger

Leoness: (shudders) The hoo?

Drags: Hairy Scary Stranger, if you say his name 3 times, he pops out and keels you.

Leoness: With what?

Balista: Your momma.

Leoness: OH NO! NOT MOMMA! SHE KNOWS ABOUT MY BAD GRADES!

Balista: Yeah, she gonna woop you hard big boi...

Falco: Hah, like there even is a Hairy Scary Stranger.

Balista: Better shaddup, don't even try.

Falco: Hairy... Scary... STRANGER!

Leoness: AH!

Falco: HAIRY SCARY STRANGER! THATS TWO!

Leoness: Momma! (hides)

Balista: Boi, you better not...

Falco: HAIRY! SCARY! ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL! STRANGER!

Leoness: OH MY GOD!

HST (Hairy Scary Stranger): WHO CALLED ME! WAS IT YOU LEO THE LION! THEN YOUR MY DINNER! (eats Leoness)

Leoness: NUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Falco: uh oh. :c

Balista: I TOLD YOU YOU DUMB CHICKEN! GET OUTTA MAI HOUSE!

Drags: Zie's house.

Balista: Whatevs.

Balista: (kicks Falco out) AND DONT COME BACK TILL YOU BRING 1000 PIECES OF CANDY!

Falco: okie.. waaaaa! (runs away)

Drags: So what is Truck Or Treat anyway?

Balista: Okay, time for a story! HEY BUTLERLISTA! GET MY READING GLASSES SO I CAN LOOK KEWL IN THIS SCENE!

Drags: Your not reading a story, just telling.

Balista: WHO CARES! BUTLERLISTA!

Butlerlista: Here sir.

Balista: THANKS! (puts on glasses) Onca sponcea tyme, there was a Bakugan named Balista, not me, he got scared by this this truck, which dropped a treat, then he said, is that a truck or a treat, thus, he made the holiday Truck or Treat. Pretty naice story eh?

Drags: Yeah...

Balista: NOW PEOPLE GIVE CANDY AND PULL PRANKS WITH TRUCKS

Drags: Kewl.

Balista: READY TO GO

Drags: I AM SO READY


Balista: (opens door)

Drags: OH GOD

Balista: THIS IS AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! ZOMBEH ATTACK!

Drags: ARE YOU CRAZEH? DO YOU KNOW THERES A BUNCH ON ZOMBIES

Balista: Meh, I have gun's just in case..

Drags: you had those so you can kill those people and steal their candy did you...

Balista: No... (trollface)

Drags: Gimme gun.

Balista: K, (throws AK47)

Balista: WE'RE GONNA KEEL TESE ZOMBIES GANGNAM STYLE! I mean... BALISTA STYLE!

Wontu: Yeeeeeeaa!

Balista: STFU! (shoots wontu)

Wontu: REMEMBER ME!

Balista: TIME TO DIE! TRUCK OR TREAT!

Drags: It's a wontu zombie apocolypse!

Balista: OH GOD YES I HATE WONTUS

Drags: MEE TOO!

Balista: Oh god their farming us too!

Drags: No kidding, one is farming a tomato plant.

Balista: Orly (trollface)

Balista: REMEMBER ME DRAGS, BUT DONT WORRY CAUSE IM GONNA USE A 1-up, my only one.

Drags: WHY YOU!

Balista: OH GOD ITS POISON MUSHROOM! AH! OH AND DRAGS, LEONESS ATE YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!

Drags: HE DID? HE'S DEAD!

Balista: Uh oh, its the end...

?: NOT THE END! (crashes into Zombie Wontu Army)

Balista: GRANDPALISTA!

Grandpalista: Hola, time to keel these zombies...

Balista: Ye, time to keel these zombies.. CALL OF DUTY STYLE!

Balista: GO GRENADES! RAWR! RAWR! DIE! DIE! DIE!

Drags: DRAGON UPPERCUT!

Zombie Wontus: (knocked back)

Balista: NOT DEAD, TIME TO USE ULTIMAAWESOMESUPERLISTABIGCRAZEHCANNONOFKILLINGLISTA!

Drags: Long names. AGAIN

Balista: Eh...

Balista: OH GOD ITS THE HAIRY SCARY STRANGER I HATE YOU

HSS: I love you too, I MUST HELP! DIE ZOMBIE DIE!

Balista: OH NO!

Grandpalista: It's the ultimate enemy.... Zombie... YOUNGSTER JOEY!

Balista: Oh god, you told me this would happen one halloween day pops.

Grandpalista: Come get Popeyes Chicken, LOUSIANA FAST!

Balista: Oh Grandpalista, you are best troll.

Grandpalista: No you are.

Balista: I am am i?

Zombie Joey: SUBJECT BAKUGAN DESTROY NOW!

Hades: MORNING DOGOODERS!

Drags: It's night Hades.

Hades: Hey look, who cares.

Drags: Hey look, I care.

Drags: Hey wait....

Drags: HADES!

Hades: DRAGS!

Drags: HADES!

Hades: DRAGS!

Drags: HADES!

Hades: PIT! WAIT I MEAN DRAGS!

Pit: I can HEAR you.

Hades: Oh then, BOOM! (destroys Pit)

(portal opens with zombie betadrons popping out)

Betadron: DRAGGYPOO I AM SORRY PIT DIED NO MORE KID ICARUS SEQUEL! AND DISNEY JUST BOUGHT LUCASFILM

Drags/Balista: VUT! bah who cares Lucas is lazy and stubborn to make another Star Wars anyhoof.

?: grrr... CANDY! DRAGS, BALISTA, are CANDY... must eat... Drags and Balista...

?: Rooaaarr (cough cough) you look tasty for our dinner eh... BRAINS

? and ?: BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

All Zombies: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINSSSSSSS

Drags: OH GOD ITS THEM

Balista: THEY'RE ZOMBIES NOW!

Grandpalista: We need to defeat them once and for all.

Balista: Right, CALLING ALL MEMBERS OF THE LISTACLAN!

Drags: Hey Zierant use your epic powers to assist us?

Zierant: Yeah sure.

Sisterlista: Time to end this!

Mommalista: Heck yeah.

Dadlista: derp.

Babylista: (baby gibberish)

Drags: We got some people to assist us.. lets go..

Balista: ITS TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DD-D-D-D-DUEL!

(end)

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Next Episode: Dead FalcoEdit

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