Leoness: WHY IS EVERYBODY SILENT! DO YOU HATE ME! ARE YOU THROWING PARTAY?
Balista: (hiding) Oh god, this guy is SO annoying, we gotta kick him out.
Falco: But how?
Balista: WITH YOU!
Skyress: Ok... :c
Balista: NOW TO FIRE THE SUPERMEGAWESOMEBIGGODCANNONOFSUPERLOGNESSSUPERBLASTOR!
Drags: LONG NAME DETECTED! With my Dragon senses.
Falco: You have Dragon senses?
Drags: Yeah, Balista threw a computer at me, it electricuted me, and gave me super powers!
Falco: Wouldn't you go haywire right now?
Drags: SUBJECT BALISTA AND FALCO FOUND, TERMINATE, TERMINATE!
Balista: GOD DAYM FALCO I HATE YOU Y U DO THAT?
Balista: Back to destroying that lazy lion. FIRE!
Skyress: AH! (sends Leoness flying)
Balista: Now to get revenge on you Falco, GET IN THE CANNON SO YOU CAN KNOCK DRAGS OUT!
Balista: Oh ye? Don't make me tell your secret.
Falco: What secret?
Balista: YOU CRIED IN DOLPHIN TALE!
Falco: O.O NO DON'T TELL THEM PLEASE!
Balista: TOO BAD! (kicks Falco in Cannon) FALCO CRIED IN DOLPHIN TALE!
Balista: Don't get too cocky, all you guys almost were killed by the BT System, and the Alternative.
Balista: PREPARE TO DIE! (shoots Falco) TIME TO ROAST OF CHICKEN!
Falco: I NO CHICKEN! Hey! I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyy I believe I can... OH NO! (falls)
Drags: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, enough of this.
Balista: So you wanted to troll me didn't you? (trollface)
Drags: Or I wanted to hurt Falco even more cause he's annoying too.
Balista: True dat.
Balista: Hey, since your a chicken, LETS ROAST HIM! HEY GUYS! GRAB THAT CHICKEN AND THROW HIM IN THE MICROWAVE!
Everyone: FREE CHICKEN! (throws Falco in microwave)
Falco: Is this it... I think it's my final resting place... (turns into chicken)
(in a weird dimension)
Falco: Who is? HEY DID I HEAR FAILCO?
?: Nope, just Chuck Testa.
Falco: OMG IT IS YOU CHUCK TESTA!
Chuck Testa: Wrong, (takes off skin)
Chuck Norris: I'm chuck norris bish.
Chuck Norris: Wait, I'm not him, (takes off skin)
Chuck E. Cheese: I'M CHUCK E. CHEESE!
Falco: I hate Chuck E. Cheese.
Chuck E. Cheese: YOU DO! THEN DIE! (fires beam)
Falco: OH NO! Wait, this is just a dream isn't it?
Chuck E. Cheese: Daym, I wanted to kill him, well I'm not Chuck E. Cheese either! (takes off skin)
Youngster Petey: I'M YOUNGSTER PEETA! I mean Petey!
Falco: Oh god...
Youngster Petey: Oh... Now i will reveal my true form... (takes off skin)
Oclaf: I'M OCLAF!
Oclaf: THATS RIGHT!
Falco (thats my name spelled backwards... isn't it?)
Oclaf: I can hear you...
Oclaf: Don't worry, I have a nuke, you can use it, and btw, it's ressistant to only you.
Falco: Great, I'll keel everyone.
Falco: (teleported out)
Oclaf: (takes off skin) Now they will pay, for I am Blast Dragonoid....
Falco: (wakes up) O.O! The Nuke! HEY BALISTA!
Balista: (attempts to smash refridgerator) GAH! GAH! OPEN YOU MADNESS THING!
Falco: BALISTA I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! WAT YHOU WANT! YOU NEVER MET HER!
Falco: I have a nuke, free me or I will destroy this house.
Balista: ... Whatever.. (frees Balista)
Falco: HOLY DHARAK! Do I..
Balista: HEY FAILCO! YOU DO NOT USE THAT WORD! THE CORRECT TERM IS HOLY DRAGO!
Falco: HEY DON'T SAY FAILCO! OH GOD I SAID IT TOO! Okay then... hey.. do I smell chicken?
Balista: (looks at Falco's tail, which turned into chicken) Nope, (trollface)
Falco: Ah thanks.. HEY! I DO HAVE A CHICKEN TAIL! I'm so mad, I'm throwing this nuke!
Balista: WAIT DON'T DO IT!
Wontu: Lets divide by Zero!
Balista: OH NO DON'T DO THAT TOO! (slaps Wontu)
Falco: Too late (throws nuke)
Balista/Drags: FALCO YOU SON OF A BAKUGAN! (house explodes)
Falco: Haha, I destroyed you al.. Oh no... you guys didn't get destroyed... dam.
Drags: YOU DESTROYED ZIE'S HOUSE!
Falco: I was just trying to get revenge, you guys called me Failco and cooked me.
Balista: Nobody likes you.
Zie: (walks in)
Every other Bakugan: (runs away)
Zie: HOLY DRAGO!
Balista: See, thats the correct term Falco.
Falco: I SEE.
Zie: I AM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!
Falco: :c (hides)
Zie: OHMEHGERD! A TRI FALCO AND SHIELD LEONESS! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THOSE TWO! :D
Balista: OH GOD ITS HIM
Zie: Welcome to the team Falco and Leoness.
Falco/Leoness: Thanx! :D