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Episode 7: The Lion Meets The Party

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Leoness: WHY IS EVERYBODY SILENT! DO YOU HATE ME! ARE YOU THROWING PARTAY?

Balista: (hiding) Oh god, this guy is SO annoying, we gotta kick him out.

Falco: But how?

Balista: WITH YOU!

Skyress: Ok... :c

Balista: NOW TO FIRE THE SUPERMEGAWESOMEBIGGODCANNONOFSUPERLOGNESSSUPERBLASTOR!

Drags: LONG NAME DETECTED! With my Dragon senses.

Falco: You have Dragon senses?

Drags: Yeah, Balista threw a computer at me, it electricuted me, and gave me super powers!

Falco: Wouldn't you go haywire right now?

Drags: Right.

Drags: SUBJECT BALISTA AND FALCO FOUND, TERMINATE, TERMINATE!

Balista: GOD DAYM FALCO I HATE YOU Y U DO THAT?

Falco: Sorry.

Balista: Back to destroying that lazy lion. FIRE!

Skyress: AH! (sends Leoness flying)

Balista: Now to get revenge on you Falco, GET IN THE CANNON SO YOU CAN KNOCK DRAGS OUT!

Falco: No.

Balista: Oh ye? Don't make me tell your secret.

Falco: What secret?

Balista: YOU CRIED IN DOLPHIN TALE!

Falco: O.O NO DON'T TELL THEM PLEASE!

Balista: TOO BAD! (kicks Falco in Cannon) FALCO CRIED IN DOLPHIN TALE!

Everyone: HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Balista: Don't get too cocky, all you guys almost were killed by the BT System, and the Alternative.

Everyone: :c

Balista: PREPARE TO DIE! (shoots Falco) TIME TO ROAST OF CHICKEN!

Falco: I NO CHICKEN! Hey! I believe I can flyyyyyyyyyy I believe I can... OH NO! (falls)

Drags: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Okay, enough of this.

Balista: So you wanted to troll me didn't you? (trollface)

Drags: Or I wanted to hurt Falco even more cause he's annoying too.

Balista: True dat.

Falco: HEY!

Balista: Hey, since your a chicken, LETS ROAST HIM! HEY GUYS! GRAB THAT CHICKEN AND THROW HIM IN THE MICROWAVE!

Everyone: FREE CHICKEN! (throws Falco in microwave)

Falco: Is this it... I think it's my final resting place... (turns into chicken)

(in a weird dimension)

?: Faaaaaaaaaaailcoooooooooooo

Falco: Who is? HEY DID I HEAR FAILCO?

?: Nope, just Chuck Testa.

Falco: OMG IT IS YOU CHUCK TESTA!

Chuck Testa: Wrong, (takes off skin)

Chuck Norris: I'm chuck norris bish.

Falco: AWESOME!

Chuck Norris: Wait, I'm not him, (takes off skin)

Chuck E. Cheese: I'M CHUCK E. CHEESE!

Falco: I hate Chuck E. Cheese.

Chuck E. Cheese: YOU DO! THEN DIE! (fires beam)

Falco: OH NO! Wait, this is just a dream isn't it?

Chuck E. Cheese: Daym, I wanted to kill him, well I'm not Chuck E. Cheese either! (takes off skin)

Youngster Petey: I'M YOUNGSTER PEETA! I mean Petey!

Falco: Oh god...

Youngster Petey: Oh... Now i will reveal my true form... (takes off skin)

Oclaf: I'M OCLAF!

Falco: Oclaf..?

Oclaf: THATS RIGHT!

Falco (thats my name spelled backwards... isn't it?)

Oclaf: I can hear you...

Falco: Woops.

Oclaf: Don't worry, I have a nuke, you can use it, and btw, it's ressistant to only you.

Falco: Great, I'll keel everyone.

Oclaf: :)

Oclaf: Goodbye!

Falco: (teleported out)

Oclaf: (takes off skin) Now they will pay, for I am Blast Dragonoid....


Falco: (wakes up) O.O! The Nuke! HEY BALISTA!

Balista: (attempts to smash refridgerator) GAH! GAH! OPEN YOU MADNESS THING!

Falco: BALISTA I KNOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND!

Balista: HOLY DRAGO! WAT YHOU WANT! YOU NEVER MET HER!

Falco: I have a nuke, free me or I will destroy this house.

Balista: ... Whatever.. (frees Balista)

Falco: HOLY DHARAK! Do I..

Balista: HEY FAILCO! YOU DO NOT USE THAT WORD! THE CORRECT TERM IS HOLY DRAGO!

Falco: HEY DON'T SAY FAILCO! OH GOD I SAID IT TOO! Okay then... hey.. do I smell chicken?

Balista: (looks at Falco's tail, which turned into chicken) Nope, (trollface)

Falco: Ah thanks.. HEY! I DO HAVE A CHICKEN TAIL! I'm so mad, I'm throwing this nuke!

Balista: WAIT DON'T DO IT!

Wontu: Lets divide by Zero!

Balista: OH NO DON'T DO THAT TOO! (slaps Wontu)

Falco: Too late (throws nuke)

Balista/Drags: FALCO YOU SON OF A BAKUGAN! (house explodes)

Falco: Haha, I destroyed you al.. Oh no... you guys didn't get destroyed... dam.

Balista: Idiot...

Drags: YOU DESTROYED ZIE'S HOUSE!

Falco: I was just trying to get revenge, you guys called me Failco and cooked me.

Balista: Nobody likes you.

Falco: True.

Zie: (walks in)

Every other Bakugan: (runs away)

Zie: HOLY DRAGO!

Balista: See, thats the correct term Falco.

Falco: I SEE.

Zie: I AM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER DID THIS!

Falco: :c (hides)

Zie: OHMEHGERD! A TRI FALCO AND SHIELD LEONESS! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED THOSE TWO! :D

Falco: :L

Leoness: Ya

Balista: OH GOD ITS HIM

Zie: Welcome to the team Falco and Leoness.

Falco/Leoness: Thanx! :D

(end)

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