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Episode 4: Millennium Falco, for previously ness.

EpisodenessEdit

Drags: ONWARDS TO THE BEYWHEEL SECTION!

Balista: YOU GO THERE WHILE I GO STEAL SOME SCAN2GOS!

Drags: Okie dokie!

Balista: TIME TO USE MY supermegaawesomethingyultimatecannothatspowerlevelisover9000andhasacookiejarinsideofitforapowersource.

Drags: BALISTA! DID I HEAR ANOTHER LONG THING?

Balista: No, (trollface)

Balista: TIME TO DESTROY THIS STOOPID ISLE FULL OF BABY TOYS! (destroys isle)

Balista: Now! OPEN SCAN2GO!

Balista: UGH! THIS THING WON'T OPEN! Do you have any knives?

Cashier: Dafuq, a talking toy?

Balista: Woops.

Cashier: CALLING CASHIER RANGERS!

Balista: Wait wat.

Cashiers: GOGO CASHIER RANGERS!

Red Cashier: GO YELLOW CASHIER USE YOUR MEGAYORD!

Yellow Cashier: (eats doughnut)

Red Cashier: STOP EATING YOU BIG OX! BLUE RANGER! ATTACK!

Blue Ranger: OMGOGMOMGOMGOMGOGMGFMGOMGOMGderpOMGMGOMGOMG FULL HOUSE IS ON!

Red Cashier: OMG YES! Uh, I mean... (facepalm), its up to you Green Cashier Ranger.

Green Cashier: I would but... Nobody Cares.

Red Cashier: YOU BETTER DO IT! YOUR GETTING PAID FOR IT! DO IT OR YOUR FIRED BRO!

Green Cashier: Meh.

Red Cashier: OKAY! GO PINK RANGER! USE YOUR GIRLY SELF TO ATTRACT... aw forget it, they're just toys.

Red Cashier: Attack please?

Pink Cashier: (takes off helmet)

Red Cashier: HOLY DRAGO! (wait did I say that?) ITS CARLY RAY JEPSEN!

Carly: Hi.

Red Cashier: CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

Carly: Or I could sing.

Red Cashier: Wait... wut?

Balista: OH NO! DON'T DO IT!

Carly: Hey I just met you...

Balista: SHUT UP!

Carly: And this is...

(wall breaks)

King Leonidas: THIS.. IS... SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Carly: Whoa.

(pink wall breaks)

Justin Bieber: I'm here!

Carly: Could this get worse?

(Roof breaks and an angel and a weird god like creature appears)

Hades: Hello ladies, and bieber, HERE COMES HADES!

Pit: HADES!

Hades: PIT!

Hades: HADES! Wait..

Pit: PIT! Wait..

Balista: BALISTA! Wait.. (trollface)

(Meanwhile)

Drags: LETS GO TOXIC STINGER SCORPIO! ATTACK FALCO!

Falco: Uh oh, the millenium falcon is breaking!

Falco: I'll use self-destruct!

Carly: NO WAIT! I DIDN'T FINISH MY SONG!

Bieber: BUT I JUST GOT FAMOUS!

King Leonidas: Bah who cares, Sparta will live on.

Hades: Hades!

Pit: PIT!

(Hades, Pit, King Leonidas, Carly, and Bieber explode)

Balista: (trollface) They're finally gone.

Betadron: DRAGYPOO! Huh, PIT IS GONE! THAT MEANS NO MORE KID ICARUS! (explodes)

Drags: ._.

Drags: LETS COMBINE OUR STRENGTH!

Balista: LETS GO SUPER BAKUGAN SAIYAN!

Drags: Okay! RRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRZERS!

Balista: TRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLZERSSSSSS!!!!

Meta Dragonoid: MMMMMOOOOOOOOMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! zers.

Balista: SHUSHU! (slaps Meta Dragonoid)

Balista/Drags: COME AT US BRO! Or should I say Chicken.

Falco: I AM NOT A FREAKING CHICKEN GOT IT! Ugh... Its time..

Balista/Drags: ?

Falco: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALCOOOOOOOOO PUNCH!

Balista/Drags: HE'S TOO STRONG OH SNAPDRAGONS!

Drags: HOLY DRAGO! I CAN'T HOLD ON!

Captain Falcon: WHO DARES COPY THE FALCON PUNCH?

Balista/Drags: O.O

Captain Falcon: FALCON PAWNCH!

Falco: NOOOO (smashed into ground)

Captain Falcon: YES! (explodes)

Falco: Uh, I'm sorry. I just wanted to get revenge because some Bakugan called me Failco :(

Balista: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Falco: VERY FUNNY!

Drags: Its okay, but you still gotta.

Titanium Dragonoid: Your under arrest for nearly destroying a store Falco, come to Bakugan Jail.

Falco: NO PLEASE I'M SORRY!

Balista: (smashes Titanium Dragonoid with Scan2Go car)

Balista: LETS GO GUYS! I FOUND THE RIGHT CARD FOR THIS CAR!

(everyone hops in)

Drags: What about the other things like the momma obsessed Meta Dragonoids and Godzilla?

Balista: I got that covered, I planted a bomb in the store (trollface)

Drags: Ah thats Balista.

Falco: Lol.

Balista: It should explode right about...

Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!

Godzilla: Hmm? I CAN TALK? HECK YES! WAIT NOOO (store explodes)

Balista/Drags/Falco: Like a boss.

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