I love my legos. episode 3> Episode 3: The Weakness
(The episode begins with Zie with Drags and Balista at Target)
Balista: YES! TARGET! NOW WE WILL ARCHERY TILL WE DIE!
Zie: Balista, how you make me laugh. You can goes to the toy section now.
Drags: Lets meet new friends!
Balista: Hello Yugiohs
Yugioh Card: Hai!
Drags: Dafuq? The cards talk, makes no sense.
Balista: All toys talk Drags, ever watched Toy Storey?
Balista: BEYWHEEELZ! I hope Flywheels aren't mad. Hey look a fight!
BeyWheel: RAAAAAAAAAAA SMASH ATTACK!
Flywheel: GAAAAAAAAAAA YOUR DOOMED! DIE POTAT... BEYWHEEL!
(Both FlyWheel and BeyWheel are smashed away by a Fur Real Pet)
FlyWheel: Take me toy your leader!
BeyWheel: That thing Barks the Herald Angels.
FlyWheel: Oh no, we have stopped, goodbye friend.
BeyWheel: I LOVE YOU FLYWHEEL! (dies)
Drags: LETS GO LEGO SECTION!
Balista: Okie Dokie!
Drags: ITS THE DEATH STAR!
Balista: Don't you mean. Deth Star? (trollface)
?: NON SPECIFIC ACTION FIGURE!
(meanwhile, while that happens, a falcon like Bakugan named Falco is looking at the Millennium Falcon Lego Set.)
Falco: Whoa... so pretty... If only I could fly, I'm gonna try it again! (flies)
(Falco crashes into wall)
Hawktor: Bad luck bria... I mean Falco.
Ventus Bakugan: HAHAHAHA FAILCO!
Falco: Now i never lern how tu fwi.
Falco: I'm gonna use the Millennium Falcon! Bakugan controling powers go!
(Falco controls the Falcon and the fake lego weapons turn into real weapons)
Falco: OH YEAH! PREPARE TO DIE SUCKERS! (shoots missile at Ventus Bakugan and Hawktor)
Hawktor: OH SHISHKABOBS!!! NOOO (explodes)
Falco: RISE MY LEGO STAR WARS ARMY, WE WILL RULE THE BAKUGAN GALAXY!
(all lego star wars ship combine into a lego version of falco like machine)
Falco: NOW! SUPERMEGAULTIMATEAWESOMEBIGTHINGYLAZERBIGMEGAAWESOMESUPERNOVABUSTERRAYGUNCANNON!
Drags: My dragon senses indicate a long name.
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! ITS A HUGE CHICKEN!
Falco: ITS A FALCON MORON!
Balista: Well, lucky for you, I have a lego machine to! GO ROBO BALISTA! Wha.. whats that?
Betadrons: OMG DRAGYPOO ITS BEEN SO LONG THAT THEY FINALLY MADE A KID ICARUS GAME!
(Betadrons destroy Robo Balista)
Balista: GOD DAEM! Y U LOVE DRAGS BETADRONS? (balista slaps one betadron)
Falco: Time to destroy that boring Lalala Loopsy into DieDieDie Oopsy!
(Aisle 3 gets destroyed)
Worker Lady: Clean up on Aisle 3. wait wut?
Falco: Lets make the Hulk into Hulk Hogan!
Hulk: NO! NOT HIM!
Thor: LOOK! ITS FILL WERREL!
Hulk: :D (runs to Fill Werrel)
Iron Man: WE'VE BEEN AVENGED! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Thor: Hey look, King Kong!
Iron Man: OH NO NOT HIM!
Balista: Hey look! Youngster Joey!
Drags: NO NOT HIM!! NOT HIM!!!
Balista: Just kidding, Youngster Terrell. (trollface)
Drags: Wasn't he dead?
Balista: Eh, he might have had more 1-ups than we thought.
Drags: So, we got Terrell, King Kong, and that Chicken.
Falco: ITS NOT A DANG CHICKEN YOU MORON!
Balista: MOTHER OF DRAGO! THATS A LOT OF HUGE THINGS!
Drags: Uh oh, and theres a bunch of Meta Dragono...
Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMA!
Drags/Balista: We're screwed. Again.
(Will Drags and Balista beat that huge amount of huge toys? Will Falcos machine stop being called a chicken?
Will Marucho ever grow taller?
Where the hay is Zie anyway? Find out in the next episode!)