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How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

school is a tool to brainwash the youthEdit

Vennu: Hello my child.

Balista: VENNU? No this can't be, it's god! Am I in heaven? How did I get here?

Vennu: You choked on water Kappa

Balista: Wow that sucks, is there any where I can get out?

Vennu: Bruh this is all a dream I've been trolling you.

Balista: THE TROLLER GETS TROLLED? THIS MUST BE A DREAM! Pogchamp

(Balista wakes up)

Balista: THE DRAGO? WHERE AM I?

Asian teacher: QUIET! You no talk in my crass!

Balista: Sorry mister teacher.

Drags: You can't sleep in class snorlax Kappa

Balista: ayy lmao

Asian teacher: Anyways crass, we're having a new project about the Hollowmunikaust

Balista: Munikis SwiftRage

Drags: Munikis? The guy from the game of trolls? Wonder what happened to him.

Balista: HE'S EVIL, IT WAS IN MY DREAM!

Falco: (snort) You're crazy today Lista.

Balista: Shut up Falco, the Lista knows all.

Falco: except how to pronounce squirrel.

Balista: BibleThump

Asian teache: SO! Pick a partner!

Leoness: yay I'm gonna pick my friend!

Asian teacher: But you don't have any friends

Leoness: YEAH I DON'T

Asian teacher: no you don't

Leoness: YEAH I DON'T

Asian teacher: You're such a dumb kid.

Asian teacher: Well.. there's only like 9 people in this crass so uh, Drags go with Balista, Falco go with... who the hell are you?

Charley: Hi guys.

(audience cheers)

Drags: Where did the audience come from?

Charley: I'm Charley the county sheriff! Today I'm in school.

(audience cheers)

Balista: DansGame wat

Charley: I wonder where my textbook is. OH! It's on my head!

(audience laughs)

Falco: This is like those stupid sitcoms! GTFO!!!

Asian teacher: YOU DUMB! YOU HAB NO PHD IN CALCULUS!

Charley: Bye guys.

(audience sighs)


Balista: Wait, why are we in school anyway? We're Bakugan? WHO IS THE PRINCIPAL??

Asian teacher: Your principal is mr..... (shivers) mr. spineback...

Balista: I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASK

Drags: Balista..

Balista: C'mon Drags we never go to school, this is wrong!

Spineback: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU LITTLE BETCH? I HAVE 60 PRESTIGE IN CALL OF DUTY, I WILL 1V1 YOU AND I'VE BEEN TRAINED BY THE MARINES.

Balista: The principal is a Bakugan too? Wait... that's no Bakugan... Seis Tavanel??? Wutface

Spineback: Who is that?

Drags: Strange, did his memory get erased?

Balista: you stupid

Spineback: no I'm not, you're a blue lizard who should be extinct.

Balista: D

Asian teacher: CRASS! WE MUST ESCAPE! THERE IS A FIRYUH!

Leoness: SEX

Balista: who taught him that word? SwiftRage

Asian teacher: Crass, does anyone know what 2 + 5 is? I'm trying to unlock the secret exit.

Leoness: I know! abcdefg

Asian teacher: NO YOU DUMB LION

Leoness: BibleThump

(someone opens the door)

Mexican Drago: Get in.

Everyone: huh

Mexican Drago: Hello everyone, the apocalypse is coming. We must escape to Fiji.

Drags: Why Fiji?

Mexican Drago: Cause of the Fiji water of course.

Balista: Who the drago started this apocalypse anyway? Why do you not sound stupid MDrag?

Mexican Drago: Mister R started it all... Also, this isn't your world. This is another universe.

Balista: We're in another dimension? That means I can say--

Mexican Drago: No you can't, there are children here.

Mexican Drago: I know a way out, the time travel device Abed Nadir has.

Balista: Oh hey I know that guy and Matt Smith too!

Mexican Drago: ...oh. Yeah, he was killed by Mister R's army of tough kids.

Balista: That is one weird army also rip :c

(the cafeteria explodes, killing many Bakugan)

Mexican Drago: RUN!

(everyone begins to run when they are blocked by tough kids)

Tough Kids: GET THE HIGH SCORE

Falco: What? What are you talking about it? This ain't no game.

Tough Kid: HUHUHUHU (snorts)

Falco: Shut up!! (snort)

Balista: You two were made for each other TriHard

Asian teacher: I will use my phd in Calculus to destroy them! (gets out a gun)

Balista: Pogchamp hardcore

Leoness: ROAR (voice cracks)

Drags: CHARGE

(the gang and Mdrag run through the tough kids)

MDrag: Abed is in Yahoo headquarters, the place is severely damaged because in this dimension Yahoo and Google has been replaced by Bing.

Drags: (shudders) no way.

Falco: Hey who is that kid?

Lil Romeo: ugh.. ow.

Balista: Mother of drago. I thought he never existed anymore. What happened to you bruh?

Lil Romeo: Those stupid kids ambushed me. Can I join you guys? I don't want to be near those bullies.

Balista: yeahsurewhynot


(later, the gang arrives at the yahoo headquarters)

Abed: I'm glad you came, it's time to travel to Fiji.

Balista: I still don't understand why we're going there.

Abed: We must seek Daler Mehndi, the god of elements so he can bring balance to this dimension.

Lil Romeo: Not if I go there first! IT'S ME MISTER R, LIL ROMEO GAME TIME!

Mexican Drago: FailFish should have known it was him

Drags: LETS GET HIM!

Mexican Drago: NO! IT'S A TRAP!

(the gang enters the portal except MDrag and Abed)


(as Balista wakes up, he finds that he is in jail with Drags)

Balista: What the drago... why are we in jail? What did we do?

Thing 1: You and Drags have been put in the slammer for your trolling. Don't you remember?

Balista: The first episode... Wow it's been like years.

Drags: This is bad.

Thing 2: I LOVE MY MOMMA!

Thing 1: We know, CHARLEY! WATCH THIS NOOBS.

Charley: Hi guys.

(audience applauds)

Thing 1: Why does that idiot think he's on tv? FailFish

Charley: I'm Charley, and we're going to watch these bad people who were arrested!

(audience gasps)

Balista: Yo! Mr County Sheriff I love your show man, uhh.. Can we PLEASE get a phone call?

Charley: What do you think guys?

(the audience nods)

Balista: THANK YOU CHARLEY

Thing 2: CHARLEY I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS A LOVE MY MOMMA

Balista: So Drags? Who do we call? Can't be Leoness since he ate his Blackberry.

Drags: We might have to call... Falco.

Balista: But this is another dimension before we met Falco right? Zie's also gone for vacation and we didn't really have any people to contact besides...

Drags: The lista clan.

Balista: Vennu

Balista: Butlerlista, please. Assemble the Lista clan and help break us out of the Bakugantropolis Jail!

Butlerlista: As you wish.

(the jail wall breaks, with Babylista crawling into the jail cell, smiling.)

Balista: LETS GO DRAGS!

Thing 1: NOT SO FAST. Also, CHARLEY YOU'RE FIRED..

Charley: Uh oh. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON ANOTHER EPISODE OF CHARLEY THE COUNTY SHERIFF!

(audience boos)

Thing 1: META DRAGONOIDS THEY HATE OUR MOMMA!

Meta Dragonoid: NO MERCY! WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!

Dadlista: Son how did you get into jail

Balista: I trolled duh

Dadlista: good boy. Now we must fight. You do what you have to do and stay out of this.

Balista: thanks dad

Drags: come on man, I JUST STOLE A CAR. Wasn't even a good one anyway.

Balista: TO ... Toysrus I think?

Drags: K we're here. Think we lost them.

Balista: Wow it hasn't changed.

Drags: There's Falco, being bullied by those ventus Bakugan.

Ventus Bakugan: HA YOU STILL CAN'T FLY.

Falco: hey :( YES I CAN!

Drags: Dude. Falco. Uh, you don't know us but we're your friends.

Falco: Who the drago are you nerds?

Balista: Did he just call us... (gets ak47)

Drags: Don't shoot, we're from another dimension and we need your help.

Falco: Yeah right, name a secret of mines then.

Drags: You read the entire Twilight series. Three times.

Falco: o.o

Ventus Bakugan: HAHAHAHAHA LOSER

Falco: ...okay I guess.

Drags: Do you know a Bakugan named Leoness?

Falco: Well yeah, he's my friend. He's a rapper.

Balista: weird, Falco never seemed to know about him until he came to our party.

Falco: He lives in the street with "ya boy Bangz"

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