How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?
school is a tool to brainwash the youthEdit
Vennu: Hello my child.
Balista: VENNU? No this can't be, it's god! Am I in heaven? How did I get here?
Balista: Wow that sucks, is there any where I can get out?
Vennu: Bruh this is all a dream I've been trolling you.
Balista: THE DRAGO? WHERE AM I?
Asian teacher: QUIET! You no talk in my crass!
Balista: Sorry mister teacher.
Balista: ayy lmao
Asian teacher: Anyways crass, we're having a new project about the Hollowmunikaust
Drags: Munikis? The guy from the game of trolls? Wonder what happened to him.
Balista: HE'S EVIL, IT WAS IN MY DREAM!
Falco: (snort) You're crazy today Lista.
Balista: Shut up Falco, the Lista knows all.
Falco: except how to pronounce squirrel.
Asian teache: SO! Pick a partner!
Leoness: yay I'm gonna pick my friend!
Asian teacher: But you don't have any friends
Leoness: YEAH I DON'T
Asian teacher: no you don't
Leoness: YEAH I DON'T
Asian teacher: You're such a dumb kid.
Asian teacher: Well.. there's only like 9 people in this crass so uh, Drags go with Balista, Falco go with... who the hell are you?
Charley: Hi guys.
Drags: Where did the audience come from?
Charley: I'm Charley the county sheriff! Today I'm in school.
Charley: I wonder where my textbook is. OH! It's on my head!
Falco: This is like those stupid sitcoms! GTFO!!!
Asian teacher: YOU DUMB! YOU HAB NO PHD IN CALCULUS!
Charley: Bye guys.
Balista: Wait, why are we in school anyway? We're Bakugan? WHO IS THE PRINCIPAL??
Asian teacher: Your principal is mr..... (shivers) mr. spineback...
Balista: I'M GONNA KICK HIS ASK
Balista: C'mon Drags we never go to school, this is wrong!
Spineback: WHAT DID YOU SAY? YOU LITTLE BETCH? I HAVE 60 PRESTIGE IN CALL OF DUTY, I WILL 1V1 YOU AND I'VE BEEN TRAINED BY THE MARINES.
Spineback: Who is that?
Drags: Strange, did his memory get erased?
Balista: you stupid
Spineback: no I'm not, you're a blue lizard who should be extinct.
Asian teacher: CRASS! WE MUST ESCAPE! THERE IS A FIRYUH!
Asian teacher: Crass, does anyone know what 2 + 5 is? I'm trying to unlock the secret exit.
Leoness: I know! abcdefg
Asian teacher: NO YOU DUMB LION
(someone opens the door)
Mexican Drago: Get in.
Mexican Drago: Hello everyone, the apocalypse is coming. We must escape to Fiji.
Drags: Why Fiji?
Mexican Drago: Cause of the Fiji water of course.
Balista: Who the drago started this apocalypse anyway? Why do you not sound stupid MDrag?
Mexican Drago: Mister R started it all... Also, this isn't your world. This is another universe.
Balista: We're in another dimension? That means I can say--
Mexican Drago: No you can't, there are children here.
Mexican Drago: I know a way out, the time travel device Abed Nadir has.
Balista: Oh hey I know that guy and Matt Smith too!
Mexican Drago: ...oh. Yeah, he was killed by Mister R's army of tough kids.
Balista: That is one weird army also rip :c
(the cafeteria explodes, killing many Bakugan)
Mexican Drago: RUN!
(everyone begins to run when they are blocked by tough kids)
Tough Kids: GET THE HIGH SCORE
Falco: What? What are you talking about it? This ain't no game.
Tough Kid: HUHUHUHU (snorts)
Falco: Shut up!! (snort)
Asian teacher: I will use my phd in Calculus to destroy them! (gets out a gun)
Leoness: ROAR (voice cracks)
(the gang and Mdrag run through the tough kids)
MDrag: Abed is in Yahoo headquarters, the place is severely damaged because in this dimension Yahoo and Google has been replaced by Bing.
Drags: (shudders) no way.
Falco: Hey who is that kid?
Lil Romeo: ugh.. ow.
Balista: Mother of drago. I thought he never existed anymore. What happened to you bruh?
Lil Romeo: Those stupid kids ambushed me. Can I join you guys? I don't want to be near those bullies.
(later, the gang arrives at the yahoo headquarters)
Abed: I'm glad you came, it's time to travel to Fiji.
Balista: I still don't understand why we're going there.
Abed: We must seek Daler Mehndi, the god of elements so he can bring balance to this dimension.
Lil Romeo: Not if I go there first! IT'S ME MISTER R, LIL ROMEO GAME TIME!
Drags: LETS GET HIM!
Mexican Drago: NO! IT'S A TRAP!
(the gang enters the portal except MDrag and Abed)
(as Balista wakes up, he finds that he is in jail with Drags)
Balista: What the drago... why are we in jail? What did we do?
Thing 1: You and Drags have been put in the slammer for your trolling. Don't you remember?
Balista: The first episode... Wow it's been like years.
Drags: This is bad.
Thing 2: I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Thing 1: We know, CHARLEY! WATCH THIS NOOBS.
Charley: Hi guys.
Charley: I'm Charley, and we're going to watch these bad people who were arrested!
Balista: Yo! Mr County Sheriff I love your show man, uhh.. Can we PLEASE get a phone call?
Charley: What do you think guys?
(the audience nods)
Balista: THANK YOU CHARLEY
Thing 2: CHARLEY I LOVE YOU AS MUCH AS A LOVE MY MOMMA
Balista: So Drags? Who do we call? Can't be Leoness since he ate his Blackberry.
Drags: We might have to call... Falco.
Balista: But this is another dimension before we met Falco right? Zie's also gone for vacation and we didn't really have any people to contact besides...
Drags: The lista clan.
Balista: Butlerlista, please. Assemble the Lista clan and help break us out of the Bakugantropolis Jail!
Butlerlista: As you wish.
(the jail wall breaks, with Babylista crawling into the jail cell, smiling.)
Balista: LETS GO DRAGS!
Thing 1: NOT SO FAST. Also, CHARLEY YOU'RE FIRED..
Charley: Uh oh. SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON ANOTHER EPISODE OF CHARLEY THE COUNTY SHERIFF!
Thing 1: META DRAGONOIDS THEY HATE OUR MOMMA!
Meta Dragonoid: NO MERCY! WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!
Dadlista: Son how did you get into jail
Balista: I trolled duh
Dadlista: good boy. Now we must fight. You do what you have to do and stay out of this.
Balista: thanks dad
Drags: come on man, I JUST STOLE A CAR. Wasn't even a good one anyway.
Balista: TO ... Toysrus I think?
Drags: K we're here. Think we lost them.
Balista: Wow it hasn't changed.
Drags: There's Falco, being bullied by those ventus Bakugan.
Ventus Bakugan: HA YOU STILL CAN'T FLY.
Falco: hey :( YES I CAN!
Drags: Dude. Falco. Uh, you don't know us but we're your friends.
Falco: Who the drago are you nerds?
Balista: Did he just call us... (gets ak47)
Drags: Don't shoot, we're from another dimension and we need your help.
Falco: Yeah right, name a secret of mines then.
Drags: You read the entire Twilight series. Three times.
Ventus Bakugan: HAHAHAHAHA LOSER
Falco: ...okay I guess.
Drags: Do you know a Bakugan named Leoness?
Falco: Well yeah, he's my friend. He's a rapper.
Balista: weird, Falco never seemed to know about him until he came to our party.
Falco: He lives in the street with "ya boy Bangz"