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Episode 3: The Weakness

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Oink oink episode 3.

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Drags: We are dead.

Balista: No, not yet, we won't let that annoying plot-twists get in our way.

Drags: o.. Kay?

Balista: Its... NINININININININNINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJA TIME!

Drags: o.o

Balista: NINJAAAAASTRIKE! (slaps Deka Meta Dragonoid)

Balista: NINJAAAAAAum...TROLL! (insults Deka Meta Dragonoid)

Drags: ITS NOT GONNA WORK DUDE!

Balista: Hmmm, guess we need. MOAR SCIENCE!

Drags: That plutonium didn't work last time...

Balista: Oh then... its time for... pointlessnamethatmakesnosensethatismadewitheveryelementintheuniversethatwilldestroyanybakugan.

Drags: Another long name.

Balista: WHO CARES!

(Balista throws mixture)

(Meta Dragonoid is unaffected)

Meta Dragonoid: MWAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS FOR MOMMA! (squishes Balista and Drags)

Balista: Ow, that hurt.

Thing 1: WHAT? BALISTA WAS SUPOSSED TO BE DEAD ACCORDING TO THIS PIE CHART!

Thing 2: Dis pai chart, i ated it.

Thing 1: (facepalm)

Balista: If that mixture didn't work, and ninininininninijaninjaninja didn't work... then... we need to...

Drags: Need to what?

Balista: BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!

Drags: WHAT!

Balista: HEY DUDE WITH THE COMPUTER! Nice computer you got there, can I have it?

Drags: Balista stop!

Balista: Guess what? Kuso is coming back!

Drags: NO NOT HIM! I mean... STOP!

Balista: DRAGO IS THE STRONGEST!

Drags: BALISTA HE AIN'T HE IS THE EVOLUTION MESS! NOW YOU DONE IT.

Meta Dragonoid: He broke the fourth wall... o.o We're still not done.

Balista: Erm... they should have been finished.

Balista: I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!

Drags: I will attack! Rawr! Dragon Kick! Dragon Punch!

(does nothing to the Deka Meta Dragonoid)

Drags: Darn.

Balista: Hmmm... we'll have to use the only weakness, the ultimate weakness.

Drags: You don't mean... not that one...

Balista: YOUNGSTER JOEY!

Drags: NO NOT HIM! ANYBODY THEN YOUNGSTER JOEY! BALISTA NO!!!

Balista: Just kidding, Youngster Terrell. (trollface)

Drags: .-.

Balista: ATTACK NOW YOUNGSTER TERRELL! DO IT FOR THE POKEMONS!

Terrell: (explodes)

Balista: derp. Didn't work. Well I guess we need Joey after all.

Balista: OHHHHHHH JOEEEEEEEEYKINSSSS!!!

Balista: Y U NO COME?

Drags: He won't unless you tell him that he sucks, uh oh.. (coversmouth).

Balista: GREAT IDEA!

Balista: YOUNGSTER JOEY SUCKS!

(explosion)

Youngster Joey: WHO DARES DEFIY THE GOD OF POKEMON TRAINERS!

Balista: Drags.

Drags: BALISTA WTF?

Joey: DIE!!!!

Balista: WAIT!

Joey: Whuh?

Balista: Wrong guy, that superhugeawesomebigmetalicthingthatissoawesomethatlovetheirmommasandisabakugandekawithdiecastmetalthatisbigtimes10.

Joey: THEN THAT THING MUST DIE! (uses godly powers and destroys Meta Dragonoid)

Meta Dragonoid: NOOOOOO! MOMMA! (dies)

Balista: HA! WE BEAT YOU! YOU ARE NO GOD!

Joey: Now that they are done, I WILL DESTROY YOU!

Drags: Oh snapdragons.

?: Joey! PBJ is ready!

Joey: YAY MOMMY PBJ I WANT SOME! (runs to his momma)

Balista: Akward.

Drags: Lol.

Balista: So, its just you to left.

Drags: (kicks Thing 2)

Thing 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sent flying)

Thing 1: You won't beat me.

Balista: Oh yeh? Its... NINININININNININJANINJANINJA TIME!

Thing 1: Whu? NOOOO!!! (sent flying)

Balista/Drags: VICTORY!

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