Oink oink episode 3.
Drags: We are dead.
Balista: No, not yet, we won't let that annoying plot-twists get in our way.
Drags: o.. Kay?
Balista: Its... NINININININININNINJANINJANINJANINJANINJANINJA TIME!
Balista: NINJAAAAASTRIKE! (slaps Deka Meta Dragonoid)
Balista: NINJAAAAAAum...TROLL! (insults Deka Meta Dragonoid)
Drags: ITS NOT GONNA WORK DUDE!
Balista: Hmmm, guess we need. MOAR SCIENCE!
Drags: That plutonium didn't work last time...
Balista: Oh then... its time for... pointlessnamethatmakesnosensethatismadewitheveryelementintheuniversethatwilldestroyanybakugan.
Drags: Another long name.
Balista: WHO CARES!
(Balista throws mixture)
(Meta Dragonoid is unaffected)
Meta Dragonoid: MWAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS FOR MOMMA! (squishes Balista and Drags)
Balista: Ow, that hurt.
Thing 1: WHAT? BALISTA WAS SUPOSSED TO BE DEAD ACCORDING TO THIS PIE CHART!
Thing 2: Dis pai chart, i ated it.
Thing 1: (facepalm)
Balista: If that mixture didn't work, and ninininininninijaninjaninja didn't work... then... we need to...
Drags: Need to what?
Balista: BREAK THE FOURTH WALL!
Balista: HEY DUDE WITH THE COMPUTER! Nice computer you got there, can I have it?
Drags: Balista stop!
Balista: Guess what? Kuso is coming back!
Drags: NO NOT HIM! I mean... STOP!
Balista: DRAGO IS THE STRONGEST!
Drags: BALISTA HE AIN'T HE IS THE EVOLUTION MESS! NOW YOU DONE IT.
Meta Dragonoid: He broke the fourth wall... o.o We're still not done.
Balista: Erm... they should have been finished.
Balista: I NEED TO DO SOMETHING!
Drags: I will attack! Rawr! Dragon Kick! Dragon Punch!
(does nothing to the Deka Meta Dragonoid)
Balista: Hmmm... we'll have to use the only weakness, the ultimate weakness.
Drags: You don't mean... not that one...
Balista: YOUNGSTER JOEY!
Drags: NO NOT HIM! ANYBODY THEN YOUNGSTER JOEY! BALISTA NO!!!
Balista: Just kidding, Youngster Terrell. (trollface)
Balista: ATTACK NOW YOUNGSTER TERRELL! DO IT FOR THE POKEMONS!
Balista: derp. Didn't work. Well I guess we need Joey after all.
Balista: OHHHHHHH JOEEEEEEEEYKINSSSS!!!
Balista: Y U NO COME?
Drags: He won't unless you tell him that he sucks, uh oh.. (coversmouth).
Balista: GREAT IDEA!
Balista: YOUNGSTER JOEY SUCKS!
Youngster Joey: WHO DARES DEFIY THE GOD OF POKEMON TRAINERS!
Drags: BALISTA WTF?
Balista: Wrong guy, that superhugeawesomebigmetalicthingthatissoawesomethatlovetheirmommasandisabakugandekawithdiecastmetalthatisbigtimes10.
Joey: THEN THAT THING MUST DIE! (uses godly powers and destroys Meta Dragonoid)
Meta Dragonoid: NOOOOOO! MOMMA! (dies)
Balista: HA! WE BEAT YOU! YOU ARE NO GOD!
Joey: Now that they are done, I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Drags: Oh snapdragons.
?: Joey! PBJ is ready!
Joey: YAY MOMMY PBJ I WANT SOME! (runs to his momma)
Balista: So, its just you to left.
Drags: (kicks Thing 2)
Thing 2: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sent flying)
Thing 1: You won't beat me.
Balista: Oh yeh? Its... NINININININNININJANINJANINJA TIME!
Thing 1: Whu? NOOOO!!! (sent flying)