To drago or not to drago, that is the question, whether you are a troll in the mind to be awesome, the sliggoos and arrowheads of atrocious fortune blah blah blah explosions -Hamburglet
bob shall live onEdit
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Ahem, let me begin the story
A year ago, I think, there were these four monstrous creatures, err-- bakugan... NO YOU RAPSCALLIOUS HUMAN CAPITALIZE THE B! Okay, so these Bakugan were created by someone named Trollista I guess? The god of trolling, or I don't really know. Why am I even doing this?
Anywho, fast forward through the subscribe for minecraft wars these four Bakugan crashed down to earth, given a unique persona. The first Bakugan, the keeper of water, Balista. Balista was the troll, the best troll. The next one was the keeper of fire, Drags, his parents are unknown - wait we never explained this oh well. Drags had hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, fear of long words. The next one was the air keeper Falco, a "chicken"
Hue hue hue. Falco could never fly, and he shouldn't fly, that is what he was made as, a chicken who can't fly. The final member was the keeper of light, Leoness. Zie wanted to make his roars suck, but that only was for like one episode, he never had a sore voice, though it can be said that he was dumb.
A human known as Zie found Balista and Drags and took them into the mysterious house of trollness. Thus beginning those twos' wacky adventures. Later they met Falco and Leoness and the gang came together.
And that's how I met your mother.
Zie: No, the story isn't over.
K, so the gang met some random Bakugan called Mexican Drago, the being of tacoland. Many months later, adventures, trolling, and the Troll Games, where they met someone named Munikis - but did they know he was a being of darkness. The gang fought a lord named Tavanel and his dark brother Seis Tavanel. Fast forward into the future, the Ideaverse, where Zie keeps his ideas or something has been taken over by Scooter and Munikis. Now the gang must stop Munikis.
Zie: That wraps it up, ON WITH THE EPISODE!
Munikis: The time of ultimate destruction is near, ATTACK LISTALINGS!
Matt Smith: We must fight everyone! Protect the future!
Leoness: ROAAAAAAAAAAAA (voice cracks) hi mom
Scooter: I SHALL RIDE THE DESTRUCTOBIKE AND SHOOT YOU ALL TO PIECES!
Falco: YOU WILL NEVER CATCH ME I AM FLYING!!!
Drags: Dafuq, Falco can fly now?
Falco: OW (falls down)
David Tennant: USE THE TARDIS TO PREVENT THIS MADNESS.
Scooter: I have the TARDIS, me and the Daleks stole it.
Scooter: SAY GOODBYE DOCTORS!! (eliminates David and Matt)
Drags: AW HELK NO!
Scooter: HECK YEAH.
Balista: Oh no...
Munikis: Time to say your goodbyes folks, I am sick of you all getting in my way. Who cares if I destroy the world? I don't care anymore, I am useless and I was only in ONE episode, how come I was never cared for? You guys are the REAL villains here!
Drags: YOU are the villain Munikis, just put an end to this.
Munikis: NO!!!!!!! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
Falco: Leoness, I think we have to use our new powers to knock out the Listaling army.
Leoness: BAKUGAN UNITE
(the two combine and become a Griffin)
Griffin: SUPERCRAZYPOWERFULLIGHTENERGYUBLASTOFSUPERNESS GO! (fires beam)
Listalings: SHE--------- (explodes)
Butlerlista: HA, GEYYYYYYYYYYY. I mean, how may I assist you sir?
Balista: Get the Balista Destroyer.
Butlerlista: Already did sir.
Balista: (jumps in) TIME TO DESTROY THE MACHINE.
Munikis: Never, you won't stop me.
Munikis gets into his own Destroyer and he and Munikis clash, causing a huge erupt of force, pushing everyone back.
Jim: Is that chicken?? EHEHEH AHAHAHAHAAHAH FOOD CHICKEN!!!
Falco: STFU! (slaps Jim)
Munikis punches Balista, knocking him back. Balista doesn't want to lose though, he flies in the air and... uh what is he doing?
Balista: DISCOLISTA TIME!
(Balista starts dancing)
Munikis: DUDE. DAFUQ? STOP, THIS IS A REAL FIGHT. BE A MAN.
Munikis: ...FINE THEN (fires laser at Balista)
Balista then dodges the laser and throws a mega kick at Munikis' Destroyers face
Munikis: HOW COME THE ENERGY LEVELS ARE SO LOW. SYSTEM GO BACK ONLINE.
Suddenly, the Munikis Destroyer glows red, and grabs Balista Destroyer and throws it to the ground and crashes into it causing a huge explosion.
Drags: This is insanity.
Patrick: NO. THIS IS PATRICK!
Leoness: pls nerf
Balista: I don't know long this will go on.
Munikis: This battle will go on, then the earth will be gone, bye bye!
Balista: I must not give up.
Where am I?
Trollista: Balista, although my powers are strong, you must believe in yourself and unlock the troll power inside of you. That is the way to beat Munikis!
...If that is what is is. I shall.
Scooter: READY TO DIE DRAGS!
Scooter throws a fist at Drags, but he catches it and spits out fire and smashes Scooter back, most likely killing him.
Balista: THIS IS THE END MUNIKIS!
Abed: This isn't DBZ but okay.
(meanwhile in the Doom Dimension)
Betadron: WHERE IS DRAGGYPOO, I NEED TO TELL HIM PHOSPHORA IS CONFIRMED AS A TROPHY IN SSB4!
Stronk: Shut up!
Worton: I just heard someone wants to DRINK, Joe!
Mutabrid and Kodokor: MOTHERFECKER.
Spatterix: Then we must go destroy them!
(the portal opens to Zie's house)
Spatterix: lol how convenient
Balista and Munikis' destroyers overload as they unleash the final blow, which nearly destroys Zie's entire house.
Zie: how am i gonna pay for this fuuuuu
Zie: this is not a car.
Geico: oh k
Balista: Is it over...
Scooter: I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH THE WEAPON MASTER.
Munikis: ...not today (electricutes Scooter and kills him)
Balista: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?
Munikis: I DON'T CARE. He was useless anyway!
Munikis: SAY GOODBYE! (throws a square that traps everyone)
Balista: WE'RE TRAPPED
Drags: Well guys. This is the end.
Balista: Falco, Leoness, you guys may be annoying but you guys are chill.
Drags: Eh, agreed.
Leoness: FALCO YOU ARE AWESOME
Falco: YOU ARE AWESOME TOO (Cries)
Balista: You are the best friend I could ever have, even if we die, this isn't over. There's always the afterlife. If we survive, we will always be together as the gang of trolls, and I will help you find your parents.
Drags: It's okay. However, I KNOW THIS ISN'T THE END! Balista, you've been in situations like this. What would you do?
Balista: ...THAT'S IT!
Trollista: Yes indeed, this is the spark of trollness I was talking about.
Balista: ...JERRY, TAKE THE PRNDL!
(jerry somehow passes through the trap and takes Balista out of there)
Trollista: We must unite.
(the two unite into Trollxia)
[Trollista]: You do realize even with this poewr, the machine is still stronger than us?
[Balista]: Of course, which is why it must be destroyed, but how?
Worton: (worton position) You must use Joe, the rock of the gods.
Trollxia: What will he do?
Stronk: Dumbdragos, HE IS THE PLOT DEVICE!
Trollxia: You mean, he can stop the machine.
Stronk: I mean. I guess.
Trollxia: K THEN!
(Trollxia picks up the machine into the sky)
Munikis: YOU FOOL! GUESS WE HAVE TO SPEED THINGS UP!
Munikis: (presses button) BYE BYE EARTH, I NEVER CARED ABOUT YOU!
(the machine begins to unleash)
Trollxia: LOLNO (throws Joe into the machine)
Munikis: WHAT THE....
(the machine farts in the sky and then explodes)
Munikis: YOU FOOLS! YOU RUINED MY PLANS!
Munikis: I STILL HAVE A BACKUP PL---
(joe falls and knocks Munikis out)
Thing 1: WE ARE TAKING YOU TO THE SUPREME NO-ESCAPE BAKUGAN JAIL WITH SURAIZERO
Suraizero: girl dude my xbox is two
Thing 2: Wow.
Thing 1: omg you said something normal!
Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!
Thing 1: WE KNOW YOU DO!
Big Momma: GOTTA GO FAST
(later a ceremony is held to honor the gang for saving earth)
Sign Up Lady: We gather to award Balista, Drags, Leoness, and Falco the Award of Troll!
Mexican Drago: wow bravo senors!
Dadlista: DAT MY SON.
Mommalista: GO TO COLLEGE OR DIE BALISTA!
Leoness and Falco's parents: Wow we exist?
Balista: Drags, you know that we're your family too.
Drags: Yeah, I'll always be a troll with y'all.
Balista: PRAISE CARLTON!
Everyone: PRAISE CARLTON!
Elsa: BUILD A SNOWMAN -- I mean, ANNA!
Anna: ELSA STFU!!!
Elsa: Okay bye...
Dusty Crophopper: I DON'T CRY I'M BRITISH
Kronk: I finally made Pokeballs! Time to go to Craigslist.
SammyClassicSonicFan: I'M ALIVE YOU FRICKEN FRICKS!
(everyone then dances to Happy and does the Carlton)
Zie: Hey guys I ate Popcorn again.
Abed: Cool. Cool Cool Cool. Peace guys! Gotta go back to Greendale.
The gang: Bye!
Drags: So how about we go see Icefern at CC's Pizza, I bet the cats made good pizza.
Balista: About that....
The others: ?
Balista: I set bombs at the place.
(the bombs set off and CC's pizza explodes)
Icefern: Mother of drago....
Mexican Drago: Adios folks! Thanks for reading BAKUGAN!
(end of the finale)
Afterwards, the gang still is together, Zie's house is rebuilt. The Sign Up Lady becomes the next and first female President... of Scotland? Mexican Dharak is revealed to be alive, he is now hiding in Belarus. Tavanel and the TROLL now do Community Service for the elder Bakugan, Joe is still being praised and Carlton now governs the Doom Dimension. Kronk is now the smartest human alive, he even revived Albert Einstein. Munikis is now suffering with Suraizero's god awful singing in prison. TwitchPlaysPokemon beat Platinum. I don't know what else I should put. Oh yes!
A scene comes up, where Mexican Drago is at the bank, the woman asks for his last name, he says his last name is "Drakken", revealing that Mexican Drago is really Drags' father. Zie then enters a lab and the screen turns white and #Swagyolocarlton appears. Thus ending the BAKUGAN finale
(actual end of finale)