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please understand that iwata is the main antagonist of home alone 69Edit
Welp, it has been like 3 days, Drags died or something, Leoness is gone??? We have been fighting off the army of Stalin, er, Grover? Yrrej must be slayed. This is kind of dumb so let me just say some random stuff to stall this episode maybe, I hope Zie is okay with this. Hello. I am a 15 year old Rhinoceros. The only problem is that my horn on my head is soft and limp. As you may know this is very devastating to a rhino like myself. If there are any rhinos out there that can help me with my problem it would be appreciated. Please dont copy paste this. This is my story. Hi my name ist Sergei. Sorry for bad englando. I started bronzer II but from watch trick2g sterm everyday i climb to PLat 8. Everyday i walk 20 miles frozen tundra to stream leagu of legion on 1980 Dell computer processor. I sold my wife and the vodka make me become alcoholic and i need stream supporter for helps. Please no copy pastaerino dongerino cappucino reno nevadarino bongerino plz. I think you have read for to much. THEME MUSI---
Kuzco: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. Bro, that is my line.
Munikis: SHET CASHIER RANGERS ARE WE LIKE DONE YET?
Cashier: You suddenly think that one episode passing time will mean the death of Yrrej's troops? Then yes.
Cashier Pink: LET US GO!
Balista: ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQYob6dpTTk @Elsa
Elsa: bish. BACK TO ARENDELLE WITH JACK FROST!!!!!!!
Elsa: ...i want to build a snowman. (dies)
Balista: You think Let It Go will still be popular?
Matt Smith: only the TARDIS will help us to find out.
Matt Smith: We shall use the T----
?: DIE!!! (matt smith is killed in one shot by some mysterious laser)
Balista: WHO WAS THAT??? D:
?: A friend, or cousin. Or something. TOTALLY NOT THE BEST PERSON. I AM SCOOTER.
Balista: ...oh no.
Scooter: THAT IS RIGHT YOU LITTLE FRICKS!!!! I SET THIS UP, I BRAINWASHED JERRY INTO YRREJ, YOUR WORLD WILL BE MINE, ZOOBLES WILL RULE THE WORLD!!!!!!
Balista: Shut the drago up, pls.
Scooter: The universe will plunge into a forever existing catastrophe, meteors will rain down, killing a human each second. EVERY SECOND. Then, it will fall into a deadly black acid causing the ground to turn into nothingness.
Munikis: That shall not happen, sir.
Scooter: Oh yes it shall. The Ideaverse is about to explode anyway, planted tons of bombs :D BYE YOU FRICKS!!!!!!!!
Balista: Mother of drago....
(meanwhile at earth and zie's house)
Sign Up Lady: MITLER! IT IS TIME TO ATTACK!
Mitler: I lost the election so nah. YOU MAD OR NAH
Sign Up Lady: stfu or go home
Mitler: The White House? okay.
Listalings: LOLNO (eats mitler)
Romney: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE (gets eaten as well)
Sign Up Lady: THIS IS DONGERS, pls based helix save us.
Bird Jesus: I found the prndl.
Sign Up Lady: AWWYEAH (gets on bird jesus) USE SKY ATTACK!
Listalings: OH SH--- (get rekt by bird jesus betch)
Listaling OH HOW SHOULD I KNOW WHAT NUMBER: Ehehehe, fools. You know you can't stop us. The dark troll power gives us energy.
Listalings: TOGETHER WE CAUSE CHAOS. THAT IS WHAT WE WERE MEANT TO BE.
Bird Jesus: ZEXY I CHOOSE YOU!
Bird Jesus: ...zexy?
Listaling 45: Oh this fried chicken tastes so good... roasted torchic and fennekin!!!!
Lord Helix: Me and Lazor Gator will show those listalings who is boss.
Angela: I'm the boss, yo.
Lord Helix: ...right.
Lazor Gator: IMA FIRIN MY LAZOR :O==========================================
(listalings are knocked back the powerful laser)
Listalings: DARK ENERGY SPHERE ATTACK!
Sign Up Lady: LOL MIRROR MOVE YOU BISHES!!!! (bird jesus uses mirror move and hurts the listalings even more)
Listalings: BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!! (grows)
Lord helix: what the feck?
Zexinja: Don't worry guys. I'll make a stop to this.
Listalings: HA GEY YOU HAVE 1 HP!!
Zexinja: You guys can't beat me, lmao.
Wattson: >:D MAGNETON USE SUPERSONIC
George Bush: Yes?
Lord Helix: ATTACK DOGES!!!!!
Listalings: GO GEODUDES!!!
Doge 1: USE TACKLE
Doge 2: YEAH TACKLE
Doge 3: TACKLE ALL THE GEODUDES
Yrrej: THIS IS BLASPHEMY (shoots laser and kills the doges, geodudes, and everyone else except bird jesus and sign up lady)
Lord Helix: I'm sorry. Bird Jesus, and Zeus.
Bird Jesus: Zeus got rekt by mega blastoise.
Lord Helix: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU (dies)
Sign Up Lady: I don't know what to say Bird Jesus.
Bird Jesus: You're a good kid.
(Yrrej kills both Bird Jesus and Sign Up Lady)
Yrrej: Scooter, my king.
Scooter: Balista, and Munikis.. and those cashier rangers. Are coming here.
Yrrej: I'll deal with them shortly.
Balista: WE'RE NEARING THE DIMENSIONAL EXIT!
Yrrej: NOT SO FAST FGTS!!!!!
Cashier Rangers: BRAWL!!!!!!!!!!!
Balista: ACID BUBBLE!!! (throws bubble and hurts yrrej)
Yrrej: THE PAIN...
Munikis: DEATH ORCHESTRA!!!!
Yrrej: AHHHHH!!! NO... I WILL NOT LOSE!!! (fires beam)
Cashier Rangers: MEGAYORD GO
Megayord: uhhhhh too strong
Yrrej: YES... DIE YOU STUPID RANGERS.. YOU SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN INVENTED!!!!
Cashier Red: YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!! (punches Yrrej)
Yrrej: Fine then, so be it... ARMY OF BARNEYS GO!!!!!
Neil Patrick Harris': Huh?
Yrrej: Not you.
Balista: SON OF A DRAGO NO CHEATING.
Cashier Yellow: WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
Yrrej: THIS IS MY FINAL FORM (transforms)
Misty: I AM MISTY!!!!
Balista: Guys. We need to beat Misty. NOW.
(barneys evolve into Whitney)
Munikis: oh and we need to milk the whitneys too.
Misty: STARYU RAIN GO!!!!!
(megazord is hurt by the staryus)
Munikis: ZERO ATTACK!!!!! (hurts the whitneys)
Megayord: This is to immensive, we need to selfdestruct and cause an explosion that will eliminate the whitneys are most likely kill Misty too.
Balista: I'm sorry, everyone has risked their lives for us.
Cashier Blue: It is ok.
Munikis: RIP guys.
Megayord: SACRIFICE!!!!!!! (explodes)
(the explosion is too much, that it kills all the whitneys)
Misty: YOU WERE A BAD OWNER BALISTA.
Balista: SHUT THE DRAGO UP YOU FEGELEIN!!!!!!! Speaking of which. (throws fegelein)
Misty: (severely damaged by fegelein) FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Munikis: I'll just sit here and watch, it is up to you Balista.
Misty: BE A MAN AND KILL ME
Balista: I WILL, BUT NOT THE TRUE JERRY THAT IS INSIDE YOU.
Misty: HEHEHEHE!!!! TIME TO JUST SUICIDE NOW, DESTROYING YOU AND MUNIKIS ONCE AND FOR ALL... I DON'T CARE
Balista: Lolno. TROLLISTA COME TO ME!!!!
Trollista: IT IS TIME.
(the two form, becoming Trollxia)
Trollxia: DIE MOTHERFUGGER DIE!!!!! (clashes with Misty)
Misty: you know... this is fun.
Misty: NUU (falls down)
Trollxia: RIP Jerry.... (the two split apart)
Trollista: Balista, look!
(a soul appears and forms into... JERRY!!!!!)
Balista: OMG JERRY!!!!!!!
Thing 1: Yo, Balista. We have found the souls of drags and leoness. What shall we do?
Trollista: I'll let you ask my two friends here.
David Tennant: hi
Matt Smith: I AIN'T DEAD! :D
Balista: SUP DOCTORS
Matt Smith: We must revive Drags, he knows science.
David Tennant: we just know time travel i guess
Balista: But how do we revive them?
Trollista: oh uh, you just say. (whispers to balista)
Balista: ...you serious.
Balista: K.... Munikis join in, you know this one right?
Balista: THE BAKUGAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
Matt Smith: oh drago no.
Balista: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
Meta Dragonoids: TO OUR MOMMAS
Balista: WRONG! (slaps one Meta Dragonoid)
Munikis: TO THE FLAG...
David Tennant: What flag?
Balista: TO THE UNITED STATES OF VESTROIA!
Munikis: AND TO THE BAKUGAN REPUBLIC...
Balista: FOR WHICH BAKUGAN STAND
Balista: ONE NATION, UNDER DRAGO!
Balista: Indivisible, with liberty and justice to all...
Balista: with liberty and justice to all Bakugan!
Trollista: That was beautiful....
(drags and leoness are revived)
Leoness: DUDE WHAT HAPPENED!
Drags: OMG BALISTA!!!!
Drags: NO, SHE ISNT HERE!
Leoness: what about falco?
Falco: AHHHH (falls onto the ground)
Balista: The gang is all here, and Munikis too.
Balista: We must travel back to earth, Scooter is back..
Drags: OH GOD.
Balista: He is planning to destroy the entire universe. The portal's exit has closed though. So we are stuck in the rift.
Drags: NOW I TAKE THIS CUP... AND THROW NOSTALGIA INSIDE... and some chipackers, those are good. THE CHIP FLAVORED CRACKERS! And Annie's bewbs... as in the monkey.
Drags: TA DAA!!! Oh wait we forgot Plutonium.
Leoness: OH GOD NO
Falco: omg can i see it (is burned on the wing by it) i feel so weird now. Can i be in a mcdonalds happy meal still though?
Leoness: They'll still hate you, and me. Oops i got plutonium on me too.
Falco/Leoness: WE ARE GLOWING...
(the glow causes falco and leoness to evolve, they become Ogre Leoness and Lashow Falco!)
Falco: OMG DOES THIS MEAN I CAN FL--- (falls)
Leoness: Nope, but i got swag now..
Drags: anyways, with this plutonium I UNLOCK THE GATE... LES GO!!!
Gang: HERE WE GO!!!
(the gang falls in Bakugan City, which is ruled by Scooter)
Scooter: So you have come. TRY GETTING TO US THOUGH!!! WE ARE SEVERELY GUARDED! Btw on the way I transported your doctor friends to jail! WOOHOO!
Balista: Son.. of a drago.
Abed: No, not yet.
Balista: ABED???? ABED FROM COMMUNITY!!!
Abed: Yes. I have come to tell you something.
Abed: This isn't the real world at all, this is just the darkest timeline. Everyone else was killed off and dark clones of them have risen.
Drags: THAT MEANS THERE IS AN EVIL DRAGS RIGHT?
Abed: Yep. One more thing, Munikis.
Leoness: What about him? He's cool right?
Abed: No. Munikis...
Abed: He's the REAL villain around here!
Munikis: BWAHAHA, That is right fools. I never got my screen time, so I put a bug into the Ideaverse and caused chaos everywhere! The darkest timeline is spreading into the real world right now. SOON I WILL TAKE OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!
Drags: YOU.... YOU LITTLE FECKER!!!!!
Munikis: WITH THE HELP FROM SCOOTER, YOUR HOUSE WILL JUST BE A THRONE TO MY POWER!!! IT WILL BE CRUSHED INTO A TINY THRONE....
Balista: YOU CAN'T DO THIS YOU BISH!!!!!
Munikis: It is what it is.... In a few hours, i will unleash the ultimate weapon that will split the entire earth in half... WHAT NOW, DESTRUCTION. GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Falco: WE WILL STOP YOU!!!
Trollista: I can't believe this... Even I didn't expect this and I'm like a god.
Balista: It was a crazy trick...
Balista: No matter now, together we will fight.... TOGETHER WE WILL DEFEAT MUNIKIS AND SCOOTER!!!!