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sharkeisha week

LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGINEdit

Balista: ITS FRICKIN DECEMBER AND I'VE BEAT 3D WORLD

Falco: and i watched frozen, it was beautiful ;_;

Leoness: I went to fashion school!!!!

Everyone else: ._. ...huh

Drags: Does any juan know where the magical turkey is?

Falco: ...what turkey

Drags: YOU LOST IT DID YOU!

Falco: but this wizard offered me a good deal!

(flashback begins)

Wizard: Hello, I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III, but you can call me Maybe.

Falco: Aww heeeeeeeelk nah brah, I don't have no iphondroidgalaxy.

Maybe: I NEEDZ DAT TURKEY

Falco: no

Maybe: i'll give you a nickel.

Falco: F**K YES! NO JUAN WILL DISS ME NOW!!! >:D

Juan: wow such no diss

Doge: much strange

(flashback ends)

Balista: YOU SOLD IT FOR A NICKEL?

Falco: a shiny one.

Balista: WHAT ABOUT A FAKING DIME DINGWALL.

Falco: eh.

Balista: SHARKEISHA I CHOOSE YOU!

Balista: ...no kesha i didn't pick you, get back in the ball.

Kesha: nope tik tok besh.

Balista: (throws kesha off cliff)

Balista: ok come out sharkeisha

Shakira: hey guys

Balista: DUDE REALLY (throws shakira off cliff)

Sharkeisha: bam what

Balista: NOW USE SUCKER PUNCH

Police: you're udder arrest

Balista: udder?

Police: you're mother arrest

Drags: ha

Police: you're brother arrest

Leoness: UNDER...

Falco: where?

Police: you're gutter arrest

Balista: you're a retardis

Police: go drago yourself

Balista: WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADGRASS OUT HERE

Balista: SHARKEISHA USE EXPLOSION!

Drags: wheres sharkeisha?

Balista: eh.

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