whoa where the feck have you been?
we're going to 7/7 lass vegasesEdit
(le epic music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_4y3Xj4ozs )
It's like the year 6969, God has declared war on the Kremlings - Luigi married Ariana Grande and Mario and Ash died because they lost immortality. Donkey Kong has been declared president of the United Banana Nation; however a dictator called JP wants to kill DK and his own race. Twas started by a mouse, NO NOT MICKEY MOUSE. Remy the rat, that little something created a food virus that killed all humanity but was it really poisoned by Doji himself? Anywho, Sanjay The Second was shockingly the daughter of Kanye West, who married Kate Upton and wanted world rid of Starbucks. Shots were fired everywhere, the white girl apocalypse was here. Hilary Clinton killed Obama in 2017 so she could break into the Norway Government and find out they were creating the zombie apocalypse this whole time - PLOT TWIST! Justin Bieber went to jail for life for eating a nacho. Satoru Iwata then takes over Microsoft and turns it into Pleaseunderstandsoft and combines it with Nintendo; Nintendo then releases aproximately 666 mario games in the next 2 years. Mother of Soos was that a major conflict of events, though it wasn't the same when Miley Cyrus evolved into Miley Saurus, protesting Twerking to be the new dance and talk. Suddenly, out of the grave were three rebels - Mr. Rogers, Michael Jackson, and Carlton Banks - er, who cares if Carlton is still alive! The three set off and eliminated the worst of mankind; Hitler and Osama Bin Laden, and of course that one guy that nobody cared about but managed to kill everyone in the year 3000 because of water joined the other 3 and the 6 people of awesomeness went on their quest. 3 years later, at one time I made things, we opened our doors together, me and my friends made things, the gears started turning; Am I really watching a strange Walmart commercial? Okay, so - The epic six went into this castle and fought off cowboys and aliens - BECAUSE THAT MOVIE WAS CANCER LIKE THE CRAB. They entered the door and found Spin Masters president - who was trying to revive Bakugan by stealing ideas from whatever toy was popular at this time. Then a hero rose - Chuck Norris? NOPE! It was Zorzu, who destroyed the entire universe. THE END!
Balista: And that is how I met your mother.
Drags: Where are we anyway?
Balista: I DONT FECKING KNOW! This must be the idea dimension Zie has - and episode about me being transgender? Dafuq.
Falco: Uhhh what is this? an episode that I'm supossed to die?
???: YOU ALL! STOP GOING THROUGH THESE.
Mexican Drago: AAAAND eat some salsa!
Drags: Bro, can you gtfo?
Mexican Drago: I like horses they be tasty
Drags: Uhh, guys - I feel weird, WHAT DO I DO???
Balista: SHET! DRAGS CALM DOWN WE WILL FIND OUT A SOLUTION TO THIS PROBLEM AND ESCAPE THIS PLACE.
Mexican Drago: Take Drags to the hospital like and eat LazyTown's Sports Candy and vegetables and Drags will be healthy at last once again.
Balista: Mexican Drago.... you are an idiot; however that quote deserves a nobel peace prize.
Leoness: Hey look theres a club over there.
Falco: Sirenoid's S******R Club? o.o
Leoness: No, Weenie Hut Clubbers.
Drags: sounds cool
Balista: DANG DRAGS IS GLOWING YELLOW
Mexican Drago: i ate the bones!
Leoness: Mexican Drago seems a bit different, don't you think Falco?
Balista: Mexican Drago we need a idiot like you to join us.
Mexican Drago: Ok i like the seel
Balista: Maybe he got a disease too.
Drags: Holy feck guys my skin is cracking
Balista: What kind of crazy shet is this
Munikis: Hey Balista!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO IS THAT YOU MUNIKIS!
Munikis: Yep... from the game of trolls, that game was short and I was forgotten after that arc.
Balista: So what is this place?
Munikis: Obviously you know, Zie's idea Dimension. You guys are lost forever probably.
Munikis: I heard he canceled the fanon.
Munikis: We have to escape this place, soon we will turn into dust - erased from bakumanity forever.
Leoness: Something is a little kosher here.
Kramer: Kramer? Did you say Kramer?
Balista: ALRIGHTY THEN, Drags can't really do something as he has some weird virus, it is just me, Leoness, Mexican Drago and you Munikis.
Munikis: I guess so.
Balista: SO ITS YOU.
Leoness: omg please no its that creepy Slenderman Balista was friends with!
Balista: feck off Slendy.
Slendy: :( (leaves)
Yrrej: jerryfoolish bakugan!
Yrrej: IT IS I, Jerry - I have transformed into a demon; now you will all fall and die in this dimension!
Balista: No..... this can't be...
Morgan Freeman: It is.
Balista: MORGAN.... IS THAT YOU????
Trollista: Actually no its Trollista (trollface)
Balista: Oh youuuuu
Trollista: I will explain what happened.
Trollista: Zie didn't put you in this dimension - it was someone else, someone you have known before Balista. He replaced you guys with clones in real life but they aren't the same ones. Zie thinks you guys are gone forever which is why he canceled BAKUGAN.
Balista: Mother of drago, what else!?!?!?!?
Trollista: I believe this is all happening for a reason.
Balista: I see what you did there.
Trollista: First of all it appears that Zie had a lost thought bubble about an episode like this. It was locked up because he never wanted to use it. I have no idea why he would use it now.
Leoness: Maybe he wanted to?
Trollista: No. Can't be, someone was here, something escaped.
Munikis: I don't really get any of this.
Mexican Drago: Because senior you don't know my amigos!
Munikis: Who is this mexican looking fella?
Yrrej: Listalings! DESTROY THE INTRUDERS FROM THIS DIMENSION!
Balista: H*LL NAW, YOU DO NOT STEAL MY ARMY!
Mexican Drago: Senior i shall help you! (throws himself at Listalings)
Listaling 1: DIE POTATO!
Mexican Drago: ...today. (explodes)
Leoness: Mother of frickin Drago, Mexican Drago is dead.
Balista: FINALLY. But that's pretty sad but WE MUST FIGHT!
Munikis: I have my new Zeta Munikis powers so. People gonna die.
Leoness: I want to evolve ;_;
Listalings: KILL THEM!!!!!
Thing 1: Not so fast.
Thing 2: durk
Balista: god no not you guys!!!!
Thing 1: Stfu, we are going to help you.
Thing 1: Zie rushed our episode so we must be in this episode to recover our awesomeness.
Thing 1: META DRAGONOIDS FIGHT FOR YOUR MOMMA!!!!
Listalings: WE FIGHT FOR OUR DADDA!!!!!!!!!
Meta Dragonoids: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIGOTMYEYESONYOUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Munikis: well while this dumbfest goes on lets escape.
Balista: BALISTA'S LOG, many hours later. We have lost Falco (YES!), Drags ;_;, and Mexican Drago finally died - hopefully. Those Momma obsessed Meta Dragonoids are back and our time of dying is near. EVEN JERRY IS NOW A HORRIBLE DEMON.
Munikis: Do you have a plan, Balista?
Balista: Dude... I don't know. I usually have a plan but almost everyone is gone, the lista family isn't here. Even Drags. At least I have you.
Leoness: And me? :D
Leoness: Fine then.
Balista: We gotta go to sleep, tommorow we search.
Munikis: We should go to that strange tower that is far away from us - perhaps our answers will be there.
Trollista: There will be something, but I cannot say.
Trollista: You will see yourself, my friend.
Balista: Can't we just combine again?
Trollista: Not yet.
Balista: UGH. FORGET IT THEN, TROLLISTA. YOU SON OF A DRAGO (throws rock)
Munikis: Bro you gotta chill.
Balista: ...I know.
Balista: WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
(END OF PART 1)