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tonight we tell a story about little captain tim, a brave soul

in a world full of people, tim will learn that the u.s government shut down, obama lost a pokemonEdit

Obamastein: Hello, kids, I am here to date your mom.

Professor Oak: D EXCUSE ME? I'M THE ONE WHO DATES THE MOMS!

Balista: o.o

Obamastein: our story today is The Jack In The Bar-ox.

Kids: okie.

Obamastein: It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar.

Kids: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHnoimdoneinoscaredbishHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Obamastein: "What will you have?" the bartender asked.

Balista: 2spoopy4me

Obamastein: "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.

Obamastein: "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.

Romneystein: "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third, ...WAIT... ZIE DID YOU JUST WRITE ROMNEYSTEIN INSTEAD OF OBAMASTEIHN???

Zie: Trollface is there a problem ma'am?

Obamastein: anyways back to the story.

Obamastein: "OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"

Drags: BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHHAHAA

Falco: i dun get it

Leoness: Me neither.

Balista: hehe.

Kids: (cries)

Grandmanoid: ...kiddies come get yer hallo-cookies !

Balista: YES! COOKEHS!!!!

Grandmanoid: i gunna eat some cereal.

Grandmanoid: (gets some frosted pebble toast cookies) Yeeeeey

Grandanoid: (eats them and faints)

Drags: Le Gasp GRANDMANOID DIED!!!!!

Falco: meh.

Balista: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Leoness: who was grandmanoid anyway? (zie did you randomly just introduce this character >.>)

Drags: THERE WAS POISON IN THE CEREAL.... SOMEONES A CEREAL KILLER! Kappa

Balista: jokes aside, we must run away from this haunted library... haunted, nah nobody will kill us.

Cereal Killer: YOU!!!!!

Wii U: U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Urkel: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURKELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Patrick: No this is patrick

Falco: RUN!!!!!!!!!!

Cereal Killer: TOO LATE!!!!! JOIN MY STALKING DEAD.

Falco: -_- really?

Cereal Killer: (stabs Falco)

Balista: FALCOS DEAD!

Drags: GOOD. Me Groosta

Leoness: guys we have to save him...

Balista: How about NO! Nobody cares about dead chicken-o.

Balista: NOW RUN!!! TO THE PUMPKINCOPTER!!!!

Cereal Killer: I will find you and eat all the candy!

Baby: AWWWWW H*LLLLL NAHHH MOTHERFECKER!!! DAT BISH BE EATING OUR CANDY!!!!

Baby: BABIES! ATTACK!

Cereal Killer: nope i'm done (teleports)

(the cereal killer is in a classroom)

Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

(One boy throws his bag out the window)

Teacher: who just threw that?!

Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

Teacher: GOOD. NOBODY LIKES YOU!

Cereal Killer: ...?


Leoness: I think we got off his trail.

Balista: CRAP!!! TO PASS THIS GATE WE NEED A PASSWORD!

Drags: well we need to find the best password

Leoness: Like boner?

(gate opens)

Balista: WTF?

Drags: Passwords are like underwear: change them often...... unless you are the mongols...

Mongols: WE ARE THE EXCEPTIONS!!!

Balista: where is this place anyway?

Drags: It says... "M.D territory"

Balista: my d*ck's teritory? Nah.

Leoness: (facepalm)

Falco: babies....

Drags: yes, babies... WAIT FALCO WEREN'T YOU DEAD!

Falco: me crombie.

Drags: crombie? like abrecrombie?

Falco: no

Falco: raisin brains!

Balista: no son you cannot have those.

Falco: Okay

Falco: EAT THE LEONE!

Leoness: HUH???

Falco: (falco infects leoness)

Leoness: raisin brains! on ice.

Balista: crud, we must run then so we can lose these idiots!!

Drags: gotcha.

Mexican Drago: NOT SO FAST AMIGOS!!!!

Balista: ...not you

Mexican Drago: buenas dias mujers

Drags: i don't even know what that means.

Balista: FOLLOW MEXICAN DRAGO!!!!

Drags: yeah.


Mexican Drago: welcome to my home, these are my friends Sehx and E

Balista: Sehx-E? (trollface)

Mexican Drago: they are skeletons.

E: i just got a BONEr.

Drags: really? That's the worst book in the joke.

Balista: you spelled it wrong.

Drags: eh.

Mexican Drago: WE CAN HAVE SLEEPOVERS!!!!

Drags: No.

Mexican Drago: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

Balista: huh.

Mexican Drago: Goodnite guys.

Drags: Yeah, whatever.

Balista: don't let the mexican dharaks come back!

Mexican Drago: (sobs) if only he didn't die.


(later at midnight)

???: One by one, they will all die.

(the moon turns red)

???: The Rage Moon, how fortuitous.

???: Who am I?

???: I am the...... Maleficent One...

---LE EPIC SONG TIME CLICK THIS LINK AND SING ALONG!!!!-------

MO (Maleficent One): Killing all biebers on my trail, oh how sorrow this can be

MO: Will that idiot Falco die, or will I have to kill leoness?

MO: This is my time, this is my time, my time to rule the entire halloweenverse!

MO: Go away, go away

MO: No way Drags go to bed or I say no way

MO: Halloween... Halloween...

MO: but theres still one left, anyway.... BALISTA!

MO: Hopefully, I can find a way to destroy every single human in this world!

MO: This is my time, my time, my time, my time, lalalalala

MO: Soon...... they will fall....... my day.....

MO: I STILL LIVE!

(song ends)

Maleficent One: That was a short song.

Zie: story budget cuts dude.

Maleficent One: Ok then, FROM NOW ON I SHALL BE... "Mo".

Zie: K.

MO: I hope to kill Balista, he was the one who locked my spirit up in this stupid dragon body.

(drags begins to awake)

MO: FRICK! HE'S WAKING UP! (escapes from the house)

Drags: What just happened....

(the next day)

Balista: SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE CANDY!

Drags: It was mexican drago.

Leoness: (slaps Mexican Drago)

Falco: yeah bro take it

MO: ahahaha, i'll be back on december 13th, FRIDAY THE 13TH TO DESTROY YOU ALL!

(end)

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