tonight we tell a story about little captain tim, a brave soul
in a world full of people, tim will learn that the u.s government shut down, obama lost a pokemonEdit
Obamastein: Hello, kids, I am here to date your mom.
Obamastein: our story today is The Jack In The Bar-ox.
Obamastein: It was Halloween and three vampires went into a saloon and walked up to the bar.
Obamastein: "What will you have?" the bartender asked.
Obamastein: "I'll have a glass of blood," the first replied.
Obamastein: "I'll have a glass of blood, too, please," said the second.
Romneystein: "I'll have a glass of plasma," said the third, ...WAIT... ZIE DID YOU JUST WRITE ROMNEYSTEIN INSTEAD OF OBAMASTEIHN???
Obamastein: anyways back to the story.
Obamastein: "OK, let me get this straight," the bartender said. "That'll be two bloods and a blood light?"
Falco: i dun get it
Leoness: Me neither.
Grandmanoid: ...kiddies come get yer hallo-cookies !
Balista: YES! COOKEHS!!!!
Grandmanoid: i gunna eat some cereal.
Grandmanoid: (gets some frosted pebble toast cookies) Yeeeeey
Grandanoid: (eats them and faints)
Leoness: who was grandmanoid anyway? (zie did you randomly just introduce this character >.>)
Balista: jokes aside, we must run away from this haunted library... haunted, nah nobody will kill us.
Cereal Killer: YOU!!!!!
Wii U: U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick: No this is patrick
Cereal Killer: TOO LATE!!!!! JOIN MY STALKING DEAD.
Falco: -_- really?
Cereal Killer: (stabs Falco)
Balista: FALCOS DEAD!
Leoness: guys we have to save him...
Balista: How about NO! Nobody cares about dead chicken-o.
Balista: NOW RUN!!! TO THE PUMPKINCOPTER!!!!
Cereal Killer: I will find you and eat all the candy!
Baby: AWWWWW H*LLLLL NAHHH MOTHERFECKER!!! DAT BISH BE EATING OUR CANDY!!!!
Baby: BABIES! ATTACK!
Cereal Killer: nope i'm done (teleports)
(the cereal killer is in a classroom)
Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.
(One boy throws his bag out the window)
Teacher: who just threw that?!
Boy: Me! I’m going home now.
Teacher: GOOD. NOBODY LIKES YOU!
Cereal Killer: ...?
Leoness: I think we got off his trail.
Balista: CRAP!!! TO PASS THIS GATE WE NEED A PASSWORD!
Drags: well we need to find the best password
Leoness: Like boner?
Drags: Passwords are like underwear: change them often...... unless you are the mongols...
Mongols: WE ARE THE EXCEPTIONS!!!
Balista: where is this place anyway?
Drags: It says... "M.D territory"
Balista: my d*ck's teritory? Nah.
Drags: yes, babies... WAIT FALCO WEREN'T YOU DEAD!
Falco: me crombie.
Drags: crombie? like abrecrombie?
Falco: raisin brains!
Balista: no son you cannot have those.
Falco: EAT THE LEONE!
Falco: (falco infects leoness)
Leoness: raisin brains! on ice.
Balista: crud, we must run then so we can lose these idiots!!
Mexican Drago: NOT SO FAST AMIGOS!!!!
Balista: ...not you
Mexican Drago: buenas dias mujers
Drags: i don't even know what that means.
Balista: FOLLOW MEXICAN DRAGO!!!!
Mexican Drago: welcome to my home, these are my friends Sehx and E
Balista: Sehx-E? (trollface)
Mexican Drago: they are skeletons.
E: i just got a BONEr.
Drags: really? That's the worst book in the joke.
Balista: you spelled it wrong.
Mexican Drago: WE CAN HAVE SLEEPOVERS!!!!
Mexican Drago: Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
Mexican Drago: Goodnite guys.
Drags: Yeah, whatever.
Balista: don't let the mexican dharaks come back!
Mexican Drago: (sobs) if only he didn't die.
(later at midnight)
???: One by one, they will all die.
(the moon turns red)
???: The Rage Moon, how fortuitous.
???: Who am I?
???: I am the...... Maleficent One...
---LE EPIC SONG TIME CLICK THIS LINK AND SING ALONG!!!!-------
MO (Maleficent One): Killing all biebers on my trail, oh how sorrow this can be
MO: Will that idiot Falco die, or will I have to kill leoness?
MO: This is my time, this is my time, my time to rule the entire halloweenverse!
MO: Go away, go away
MO: No way Drags go to bed or I say no way
MO: Halloween... Halloween...
MO: but theres still one left, anyway.... BALISTA!
MO: Hopefully, I can find a way to destroy every single human in this world!
MO: This is my time, my time, my time, my time, lalalalala
MO: Soon...... they will fall....... my day.....
MO: I STILL LIVE!
Maleficent One: That was a short song.
Zie: story budget cuts dude.
Maleficent One: Ok then, FROM NOW ON I SHALL BE... "Mo".
MO: I hope to kill Balista, he was the one who locked my spirit up in this stupid dragon body.
(drags begins to awake)
MO: FRICK! HE'S WAKING UP! (escapes from the house)
Drags: What just happened....
(the next day)
Balista: SOMEONE TOOK ALL THE CANDY!
Drags: It was mexican drago.
Leoness: (slaps Mexican Drago)
Falco: yeah bro take it
MO: ahahaha, i'll be back on december 13th, FRIDAY THE 13TH TO DESTROY YOU ALL!