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Maildrago: MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!poorkfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Balista: What dafuq you want. (kicks Maildrago out of the lawn)

Leoness: Gedd off mah lawn whippersnapers!

Maildrago: NO

Falco: Guys we got a letter.

Balista: And it is from who?

Mexican Drago: d

Falco: Some people called Thing 1 and Thing 2.

Balista: huh

Drags: WHAT!!!!!!!!! Legasp Kitty those are the idiots from the first episode!

Balista: oh yeh, meh i don't care.

Drags: It reads - Dear Plumb- I mean Balista, and Drags, WE WILL KILL YOU IF YOU DO NOT COME TO THIS ADDRESS (Sixtynine Street, House number 696969!)

Balista: ehehehehe "69"

Balista: Well then, we shall go. But first, to the McDurkaDurk Truck..

Falco: TURN ON RADIO

Drags: K.

(SONG 1: LINK = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi3H8sJD_Ok [BEGIN SONG HERE])

Leoness: what kind of song is this

Balista: Falco were you high today? I don't think I had some drugs on me since -

Drags: YOU HAD DRUGS?????

Balista: You didn't let me finish. since never

Drags :3

Falco: stop this song >.>

Balista: k (changes song)

(END SONG 1, EXIT LINK)

(START SONG 2 [LINK = http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ0xBCwkg3E&t=0m25s])

Balista: Success Kid YUS! EPIC SONG TIME!!!!!! TIME TO DRIVE HARD!!!!

Rihanna: No, shut up and drive.

Balista: HBU

Rihanna: Then i'm forced to battle you in a.... BATTLE RACE!!!!!

Balista: Oh it's on like Drags trying to get from burger king in 5 minutes to watch a new episode of General Hospital!

Rihanna: ._.

Drags: Dude... REALLY?

Balista: Trollface Anyways, Balista Missiles are a gogo like the Gogo Girls!

Leoness: Uh...

Balista: Btw check the trunk for more weapons Falco.

Falco: Got it.

(falco opens trunk)

Falco: Poker Face not that shirt again

Balista: HEYYYY... you never wore that "You go girl" shirt I gave you!!!!!!

Falco: because its pink >.>

Balista: pink is a MANLY color man.

Rihanna: ENOUGH! I was talking about a Card game.

Balista: ... CARD GAMES ON CARS huh.... it's on.

Rihanna: I SUMMON BLUE EYES CHRIS BROWN!!!

Chris Brown: Yo Rihanna wanna go ---

Rihanna: stfu, and fight.

Chris Brown: Fine.

Balista: KEN JEONG! I CHOOSE YOU!!!!!

Ken Jeong: Ha! GEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Chris Brown: I'm not gey..... were you sneaking into my magazines again????? o.o

Ken Jeong: Oh my....

George Takei: MY LINE...

Brock--I mean Falco: IT SEEMS TAKEI HAS JOINED THE FIGHT!

Masahiro Sakurai: now to put him in ssb4 (thumbs up)

Balista: I SUMMON WILL SMITH, and I use my Rap Card!

Rihanna: You mean your TRAP card?

Balista: Nah, just Rap card.

(chris brown is defeated)

[SONG 2 END!!!]

Balista: We have arrived at our destination.

Siri: no.

Drags: WHO ASKED YOU????


Thing 1: WELCOME FOOBS!!!!!!

Thing 2: MEET OUR MOMMAS!!!

Meta Dragonoids: WE LOVE OUR MOMMAS!!!!!

Balista: Battle time, once again, since the episode has barely any script left!

Momma: YOU!!!! YOU FAT MARGERS!!!!!! MOMMA POWER ACTIVATE!!!

Leoness: so phat

Falco: ja.

Balista: forget it, i placed a bomb in this house.

momma: HUH???

(house explodes and Balista, Drags, Leoness, and Falco escape)

(end)

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