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The government are taking our cherrios man, it's an inside job!

soon we won't have any cherrios left, what then?!Edit

Baby Bakugans: BISH GIVE US A STORY!

Balista: NOPE.

Baby Bakugan: YOUR NEXT.

Balista: YOU TORTURED NOPONY ANYWAY.

Baby Bakugan: WE DID.

Balista: Who?

(scene shifts)

Jack Black: OH GOD WHY SAVE ME!!!

Po: nobody will save u.

(scene shifts back)

Balista: O.O, JACK NUUUUUUUUUUUU

Drags: EVIL BABBIES

Balista: FINE HERE IS A STORY

Baby Bakugans: c:

Balista: once there was a dinosaur.....

Baby Bakugan: :O

Balista: he ates himselfs

Baby Bakugans: WTF? >:OOOOOOOO ANOTHER STORY!!!!!!!

Drags: Don't think it worked dude.

Balista: no sheet dude

Dreambert: ...ahem, I'M THE ONE who makes the DREAM PUNS in DREAM TEAM.

Balista: SHUT UP YOU MADE IT RELEASE LAST AND A MONTH LATER THAN EUROPE, AUSTRALIA AND FAKING JAPAN!

Dreambert: Not my fault, heres what happened...

(flashback starts)

Iwata: Dream Team comes out on July 12th in Europe.

Americans: WOOT THAT MEANS WE GET IT WAY EARLY!!!!!

Iwata: ...and August 11th for U.S, :D

Americans: O.O WHAT!!!!!!!

Iwata: Please understand (trollface)

Americans: CURSE YOU IWATA!!!!!!

Fawful: I HAVE EARLY FURY!

Kid: SHUT UP FAWFUL U DIED!!!

Fawful: ...I HAVE CHORTLES!!!!!!

(flashback end)

Balista: ...

Leoness: heres a story!

Leoness: (since zie didn't write what happened and how we watched these babbys)

Leoness: Okay we are caring for you because some hobo went to the moon and sent the last corn dog to germany where kelly clarkson fought a giant dinosaur made out of stickers an cups that was defeated by michael jacksons ghost! Did I mention toasts are real?

Leoness: Then we got some stupid job because Balista broke the chandelier because he WANTED to go merry go round.

Balista: CHANDELIERIA WAS FUN, but she was edgy.

Drags: so edgy.png

Baby Bakugan: STOOPID STORY YOU ALL STOOPID!

Balista: i have you know I JUST GRADUATED FROM 1ST GRADE! HA!

Drags: no you didn't.

Balista: SHUSHU.

Drags: I'm telling the story now.

Falco: NO. I shall telleth teh story today.

Baby Bakugans: yay

Drags: Finally, no more filler we actually get to the part thats why this episode is called "Falcon 3000"

(fourth wall breaks)

Balista: -_- good job.

Drags: (shrugs)


Falco: Okie, our story begins in Napoo.

Balista: BAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH "NAPOO" "POO" HAHFAJDFAHAHAHAAHHAAAINSIDEJOBJSAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

Falco: :l

Falco: So I used to race in the Falcon 3000, I was awesom.

Falco: ...well not so awesom. Anyways, flashback time!

(flashback starts)

Falco: D'OH! (crashes into wall)

Announcer: Here at the flying Bakugan competition only for the Bakugan who can fly, we find out that Fail... I mean Falcolostas Coop (wait did I just say Falcos real name?), ahem, HE IS LAST PLACE AGAIN IN THE FALCON 3000!

Falco: sob sob

Hawktor: HA! YOU CAN'T FLY, FAILCO! BAD LUCK FAILCO HAHA

Falco: werent you from epis...

Ventus Bakugan: N00B!

Falco: I WILL SHOW YOU!

(later that night)

Falco: i suck.

?: No you don't.

Falco: Who are you...? MORGAN FREEMAN???????

Morgan: Yes, it is me, because everything is better with Morgan Freeman.

Kid: NO YOU SUCK! (explodes)

Morgan: Here are golden wings, they give you hax, they make you the ULTIMATE flier.

Falco: SWEET!

Morgan: Now i must go back to production for the Lego Movie, COME GOLLUM!

Gollum: MY PRECIOUS.......

(Morgan and Gollum fly away)

Falco: LETS GO.

(the next day)

Hawktor: YOUR NOT GONA WIN, YOU WILL NEVER FLY!!!!!

Falco: LETS GO THEN!

Announcer: On your marks, 3, 2, OH FECK IT, GOOOO!!!

(the Bakugan fly, but Falco nearly makes it to the finish line in first with the golden wing)

Falco: HA I WILL WI... (golden wing explodes)

Falco: I THOUGHT YOU SAID THEY WERE INVINCIBLE MORGAN FREEMAN!!!

Morgan: ILIED.

Hawktor: HAX!!!! BUT HE STILL CANNOT FLY!!!

Falco: IM BOUT TO FALL NOOOO.

Asian guy: SCRUFFY GET BACK HERE!

Scruffy: NO! I MUST DANCE! (dances gangnam style)

Falco: AHHH! (crashes into Scruffy)

Falco: HUH! I CAN FLY!

Buzz Lightyear: Thats not flying, thats falling, with style!

Falco: OH SHUT UP BUZZ! YOU'RE BETTER OFF IN HOME IMPROVEMENT!

Mexican Drago: FREE TACOS!

Hawktor: WHAT HE CAN FLY?????

Falco: FLYYYY!! OH GOD NO (falls)

Hawktor: HA HE STILL CAN'T!

Announcer: THE WINNER IS FALCO!!!!

Hawktor: WHAT!!!!! (falls)

Falco: :D see Hawktor you can't fly either, I WON.

Hawktor: YOU STILL CAN'T FLY THOUGH.

(flashback end)

Balista: no wonder you can't fly chicken.

Falco: :/

Falco: hey the babbys are asleep.

Leoness: yus.

Drags: so wacky.png

Balista: Lets all go home.

Drags: yeah...

Baby Bakugans: ANOTHER STORY BISH!!!

Balista: ...GO TO BED

Baby Bakugan: o.o

(end)

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