Previous: Episode 1: Unintelligent Invasion
Episode 2, and judging by the title, it involves science. I hope theres no Math though.
(The episode resumes when the Meta Dragonoid appears)
Meta Dragonoid: ATTACK!! FOR MOMMA!
Meta Dragonoid: YEAAAAAAAAderpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Drags: Balista, what in the Vestroia are we supossed to do?
Balista: THE BAKUGAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!
Drags: Wait... wha?
Balista: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...
Meta Dragonoids: TO OUR MOMMAS
Balista: WRONG! (slaps one Meta Dragonoid)
Balista: TO THE FLAG...
Drags: Flag... where?
Balista: There! In SPACE!
Balista: TO THE UNITED STATES OF VESTROIA!
Balista: AND TO THE BAKUGAN REPUBLIC...
Balista: FOR WHICH BAKUGAN STAND
Balista: ONE NATION, UNDER...
Nonets: TO JOE!
Balista: NO! (fires bubble and destroys portal)
Balista: Ahem... ONE NATION, UNDER GO.. Drago
Drags: Drago is no god, but he is the god of the constant evolutions though. (trollface)
Balista: Indivisible, with liberty and justice to all...
Meta Dragonoids: TO ALL MOMMAS!
Balista: (slaps another Meta Dragonoid) STFU!
Balista: with liberty and justice to all BAKUGAN!
Thing 1: That was... stupid.. Meta Dragonoids ATTACK!
Balista: Guess it didn't work. Lets run to a house.
Drags: Which house?
Balista: YOUR MOMS HOUSE!
Thing 1: After dem!
(Balista shuts door)
Drags: What do we do now?
Balista: Only one answer...
Drags: And what is it?
Balista: ITS TIME TO TRY SCIENCE!
Drags: Oh no....
Balista: NOW! I TAKE THIS CUP, and um... hey look a Goblinball, well, he doesn't exist in the Bakugan World, so... (throws goblinball into blender)
(this part has been cut due to OODE (Organization Of Deleting Everything), no, it has nothing to do with Tavanel.)
Balista: Now the last ingredient... PLUTONIUM!
Drags: BALISTA NO!
Balista: Ugh, its kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayzeeeeeh.
Drags: THROW IT OUT THROW IT OUT!
Balista: K, come get some science suckers!
Meta Dragonoid: WE LOVE SCIENCE... AND OUR MOMMAS!
(balista throws plutonium mixture)
(Meta Dragonoids are unaffected)
Balista: FUUUUUUUUUU I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK!
Drags: Balista, your tail is gone...
Balista: NOOOO!!! NOW I WILL NEVER BE IN A MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL.
Drags: Doesn't matter? .-.
Meta Dragonoid: FOR MOMMA!
Drags: They are... combining!
Balista: Combining Bakugan? Hehe, they totally won't sell at BakuMart.
(Meta Dragonoids combine into one huge Meta Dragonoid)
Drags: Oh snapdragons. We are dead.. Its a Meta Dragonoid Deka! I thought they don't sell Season 4 Dekas...
Balista: No... its a superhugeawesomebigmetalicthingthatissoawesomethatlovetheirmommasandisabakugandekawithdiecastmetalthatisbigtimes10.
Drags: Thats a long name.
Deka Meta Dragonoid: WE WILL AVENGE OUR MOMMAS!
(Will Drags and Balista beat the Meta Dragonoid that is sooooooo huge? What are the Nonets doing? Find out in next episode!)