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Episode 2, and judging by the title, it involves science. I hope theres no Math though.

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(The episode resumes when the Meta Dragonoid appears)

Meta Dragonoid: ATTACK!! FOR MOMMA!

Meta Dragonoid: YEAAAAAAAAderpAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Drags: Balista, what in the Vestroia are we supossed to do?

Balista: THE BAKUGAN PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE!

Drags: Wait... wha?

Balista: I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE...

Meta Dragonoids: TO OUR MOMMAS

Balista: WRONG! (slaps one Meta Dragonoid)

Balista: TO THE FLAG...

Drags: Flag... where?

Balista: There! In SPACE!

Drags: ._.

Balista: TO THE UNITED STATES OF VESTROIA!

Drags: o.e

Balista: AND TO THE BAKUGAN REPUBLIC...

Balista: FOR WHICH BAKUGAN STAND

Balista: ONE NATION, UNDER...

(portal appears)

Nonets: TO JOE!

Balista: NO! (fires bubble and destroys portal)

Balista: Ahem... ONE NATION, UNDER GO.. Drago

Drags: Drago is no god, but he is the god of the constant evolutions though. (trollface)

Balista: (trollface)

Balista: Indivisible, with liberty and justice to all...

Meta Dragonoids: TO ALL MOMMAS!

Balista: (slaps another Meta Dragonoid) STFU!

Balista: with liberty and justice to all BAKUGAN!

Thing 1: That was... stupid.. Meta Dragonoids ATTACK!

Balista: Guess it didn't work. Lets run to a house.

Drags: Which house?

Balista: YOUR MOMS HOUSE!

Thing 1: After dem!

(Balista shuts door)

Drags: What do we do now?

Balista: Only one answer...

Drags: And what is it?

Balista: ITS TIME TO TRY SCIENCE!

Drags: Oh no....

Balista: NOW! I TAKE THIS CUP, and um... hey look a Goblinball, well, he doesn't exist in the Bakugan World, so... (throws goblinball into blender)

Goblinball: NOOOOOOOOOO!

(this part has been cut due to OODE (Organization Of Deleting Everything), no, it has nothing to do with Tavanel.)

Balista: Now the last ingredient... PLUTONIUM!

Drags: BALISTA NO!

Balista: Ugh, its kraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayzeeeeeh.

Drags: THROW IT OUT THROW IT OUT!

Balista: K, come get some science suckers!

Meta Dragonoid: WE LOVE SCIENCE... AND OUR MOMMAS!

(balista throws plutonium mixture)

(Meta Dragonoids are unaffected)

Balista: FUUUUUUUUUU I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK!

Drags: Balista, your tail is gone...

Balista: NOOOO!!! NOW I WILL NEVER BE IN A MCDONALDS HAPPY MEAL.

Drags: Doesn't matter? .-.

Meta Dragonoid: FOR MOMMA!

Drags: They are... combining!

Balista: Combining Bakugan? Hehe, they totally won't sell at BakuMart.

(Meta Dragonoids combine into one huge Meta Dragonoid)

Drags: Oh snapdragons. We are dead.. Its a Meta Dragonoid Deka! I thought they don't sell Season 4 Dekas...

Balista: No... its a superhugeawesomebigmetalicthingthatissoawesomethatlovetheirmommasandisabakugandekawithdiecastmetalthatisbigtimes10.

Drags: Thats a long name.

Balista: Ha

Deka Meta Dragonoid: WE WILL AVENGE OUR MOMMAS!

Drags/Balista: Snap.

(Will Drags and Balista beat the Meta Dragonoid that is sooooooo huge? What are the Nonets doing? Find out in next episode!)

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