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Episode 29: The Land Before Jerry

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(In Zie's room)

Zie: what the drago do i write for the next episode of BAKUGAN, hmmm all of the ideas don't seem cool.

Zie: WAIT A DRAGO MINUTE! THEY CAN GO BACK IN TIME! BACK TO THE FUTURE!

Christopher Lloyd: I WILL SUE YOU!

Zie: WHO CARES >:D

(the scene shifts to the gang)

Falco: HOLY DRAGODONALDS GUYS I FOUND THIS TIME MACHINE!

Balista: OH GREAT NOW WE CAN GO BACK IN TIME IN A WORLD WITHOUT YOU!

Jerry: BARK BARK FARK FARK PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY YARK!

Leoness: Shut up jerry

Balista: WHAT YOU DARE SAY THAT TO JERRY? YOU WILL DIE!

Drags: BALISTA NO!

Balista: RAAAAA (jumps into time machine portal)

Drags: Uhhhh... (jumps in)

Leoness: (jumps in)

Falco: meh i'll stay here.


Jerry: where i am

Balista: we are in old ages DINO AGES!

Drags: I see things that look like jerry!

Jerry: Jerry! jerry jerry jerry?

Dinosaur: big jerry no fartee

Balista: dafuq?

Dinosaur: fartee is no jerry

Drags: does anyone understand him

Dinosaur: big jerry no farteeee

Dinosaur 2: fartee jerry no?

Dinosaur 3: jerry fartee yes

Balista: I don't even understand them, lets leave.

Jerry: jerry jerry jerry understand

Balista: really? you understand them?

Jerry: jerry yes

Dinosaur: BIG JERRY PU FARTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry: Jerry? >:O

Dinosaur 2: fartee jerry p op fart took!

Jerry: JERRYNO!!! (runs away)

Dinosaur 3: fartee no jerry.

Jerry: jerrrry!!!! (is taken away)

Dinosaur King: fartee jerry fartee of jerry fart

Balista: I DON'T UNDERSTAND FARTEE JERRY?

Mexican Dinosaur: farter yrrej of yrrej farter

Balista: HUH???????

Drags: I don't even understand.....

Falco: guys this place is weird, wanna leave?

Leoness: YES

Balista: we gotta save jerry though

Drags: RIGHT, how do we get all the way up from big crazy scary mountain though?

Balista: I GOT THE PERFECT PLAN!

Balista: (takes out phone)

Balista: GOD DAM NO SERVICEEEEE!!!!! OH WAIT GOT SOME BARS (pulls out crunch candy bar)

Drags: Who are you talking to?

Balista: Kim Jong Un.

Drags: O.o

Balista: Hey kimmy would you be a dear to launch a missile on the m...

(missile hits mountain)

Balista: oh....

Balista: HEY LOOK ITS THE MILLENIUM FALCON!

Drags: uhhh...

Darth Vader: I AM YOUR BRAWLER!

Drags: NO! (pulls off helmet)

Falco: DAFUQ

Drags: ITS GENE RODDENBERRY CREATOR STAR TREK, NO WONDER GEORGE LUCAS MADE HIM EVIL

Balista: HE WILL DIE

Gene: i am still mad at george lucas, he made money and ripped off my idea! time to use my nokia

Balista: BETCH PLEASE NOKIAS ARE OLD SCHOOL WHAT ARE YOU OLD?

Gene: Yes i am

Balista: I USE THE IPHONE 9 BRO ITS ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY 10 INCH DOG

Reggie: my body my body is ready

Reggie: my body my body was ready

Balista: yes we know reggie

Gene: HUH STAR WARS BOUGHT BY DISNEY HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Balista: Too bad Episode VII is being made by JJ Abrams, the guy who worked on some of YOUR movies

Gene: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Balista: NOW TO HEAD INTO THE MILLENIUM FALCON

Mexican Dharak: no senor, me and Mexican Drago, oh hes gone WILL PREVENT PIZZA FROM EXISTENCE

Balista: you monster, that means I won't be able to get 50% off at my PIZZA HUT!!!

Balista: SCREW THIS (launches meteor that destroys everyone else but Falco, Drags, and Leoness)

Balista: K, now uhh... time to save jerry

Dinosaur: BIG JERRY NO FARTEE

Balista: SHUT UP D*LDO!

Leoness: I don't know Leoness, how are we supossed to save Jerry, its impossible because of those noob dinos!

Balista: YOU IDIOT YOU SAID THAT TO YOURSELF, ALSO, WE WILL SAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND THE WRITERS ALWAYS HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER AS THE GOD OF THE SHOW.

Balista: Is that a TV?

Drags: Yeah it is, lets watch (turns it on)

Balista: Uh whats that

TV person: TUNE IN ON 5KIDS TO WATCH THE ALL NEW YUGIOH DDR, FEATURING THE TALENTS OF NICHOLAS CAGE AS POOGI

Drags: Yugioh Dance dance revolution????

Balista: OH GOD NO NOT NICHOLAS CAGE (changes channel)

TV person: your watching GALAXIA, NOW BACK TO THE SHOW SLAVE CHILDREN

Balista: o.o

Galista: yoooooo drags wanna smoke some WIId? (pulls out green wii remotes)

Grags: YEAHHHHH BUDDY

Galco: lets start a rap battle

Geoness: ya becuz thts lik our sow HOMIE

Galco: I KNEW A GUY KNEW A GUY NAMED FRED

Galista: your too high bro

Balista: God why would they make a show based on our show where all the characters are gangnams who smoke WIId and do rap battles???

Falco: I found an entrance to the mountain...

Drags: wasn't something supossed to happe..

(fourth wall breaks)

Drags: oh yeah Balista broke the fourth wall or something

Leoness: yay lets go (Everyone goes in)

(100 hours later)

Drags: why are they always bigger inside but not outside ;_;

Mexican Dinosaur: YRREJ YES FARTER OF YES FARTER YRREJ!

Drags: SCREW YOU DINO (shoots all the mexican dinosaurs down but fails)

Balista: grrrolf... it won't work! Maybe we can use... GANGNAM STYLE

Drags: WHAT WHY WOULDN'T IT GET 1 TRILLION OR 999 TRLLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE IF IT WAS INTRODUCED NOW

Balista: WHO CARES PSY ATTACK!!!

PSY: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!

(Mexican Dinosaurs and other Dinosaurs start dancing)

PSY: OOOPS, i mean... OPPA JERRY STYLE!

(the dinosaurs dance even more)

Balista: JERRY!

Jerry: Jerry hi

Balista: LEEEGO!

(the gang leaves)

(back at zie's house)

Balista: Hey Zierant

Zierant (Bakugan): Yo I heard this music, its called Gerald Style

Balista: You mean Gangnam style?

Zierant (Bakugan): What the dharak is that

Drags: Oh crap we reversed time, AND YOU WERE SUPOSSED TO SAY WHAT THE DRAGO

Zierant (Bakugan): uh no, who is drago

Drags: DANG IT THATS GONE TOO, wait wheres leoness and falco?

Balista: GONE :D

Drags: OH SWEET!

Leoness & Falco: WHOA YOU GUYS LEFT US BUT WE ARE BACK

Balista: DANG IT!!!!

(end)

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