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(In Zie's room)
Zie: what the drago do i write for the next episode of BAKUGAN, hmmm all of the ideas don't seem cool.
Zie: WAIT A DRAGO MINUTE! THEY CAN GO BACK IN TIME! BACK TO THE FUTURE!
Christopher Lloyd: I WILL SUE YOU!
Zie: WHO CARES >:D
(the scene shifts to the gang)
Falco: HOLY DRAGODONALDS GUYS I FOUND THIS TIME MACHINE!
Balista: OH GREAT NOW WE CAN GO BACK IN TIME IN A WORLD WITHOUT YOU!
Jerry: BARK BARK FARK FARK PARK IN THE DRIVEWAY YARK!
Leoness: Shut up jerry
Balista: WHAT YOU DARE SAY THAT TO JERRY? YOU WILL DIE!
Drags: BALISTA NO!
Balista: RAAAAA (jumps into time machine portal)
Drags: Uhhhh... (jumps in)
Leoness: (jumps in)
Falco: meh i'll stay here.
Jerry: where i am
Balista: we are in old ages DINO AGES!
Drags: I see things that look like jerry!
Jerry: Jerry! jerry jerry jerry?
Dinosaur: big jerry no fartee
Dinosaur: fartee is no jerry
Drags: does anyone understand him
Dinosaur: big jerry no farteeee
Dinosaur 2: fartee jerry no?
Dinosaur 3: jerry fartee yes
Balista: I don't even understand them, lets leave.
Jerry: jerry jerry jerry understand
Balista: really? you understand them?
Jerry: jerry yes
Dinosaur: BIG JERRY PU FARTEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry: Jerry? >:O
Dinosaur 2: fartee jerry p op fart took!
Jerry: JERRYNO!!! (runs away)
Dinosaur 3: fartee no jerry.
Jerry: jerrrry!!!! (is taken away)
Dinosaur King: fartee jerry fartee of jerry fart
Balista: I DON'T UNDERSTAND FARTEE JERRY?
Mexican Dinosaur: farter yrrej of yrrej farter
Drags: I don't even understand.....
Falco: guys this place is weird, wanna leave?
Balista: we gotta save jerry though
Drags: RIGHT, how do we get all the way up from big crazy scary mountain though?
Balista: I GOT THE PERFECT PLAN!
Balista: (takes out phone)
Balista: GOD DAM NO SERVICEEEEE!!!!! OH WAIT GOT SOME BARS (pulls out crunch candy bar)
Drags: Who are you talking to?
Balista: Kim Jong Un.
Balista: Hey kimmy would you be a dear to launch a missile on the m...
(missile hits mountain)
Balista: HEY LOOK ITS THE MILLENIUM FALCON!
Darth Vader: I AM YOUR BRAWLER!
Drags: NO! (pulls off helmet)
Drags: ITS GENE RODDENBERRY CREATOR STAR TREK, NO WONDER GEORGE LUCAS MADE HIM EVIL
Balista: HE WILL DIE
Gene: i am still mad at george lucas, he made money and ripped off my idea! time to use my nokia
Balista: BETCH PLEASE NOKIAS ARE OLD SCHOOL WHAT ARE YOU OLD?
Gene: Yes i am
Balista: I USE THE IPHONE 9 BRO ITS ABOUT THE SIZE OF MY 10 INCH DOG
Reggie: my body my body is ready
Reggie: my body my body was ready
Balista: yes we know reggie
Gene: HUH STAR WARS BOUGHT BY DISNEY HAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Balista: Too bad Episode VII is being made by JJ Abrams, the guy who worked on some of YOUR movies
Balista: NOW TO HEAD INTO THE MILLENIUM FALCON
Mexican Dharak: no senor, me and Mexican Drago, oh hes gone WILL PREVENT PIZZA FROM EXISTENCE
Balista: you monster, that means I won't be able to get 50% off at my PIZZA HUT!!!
Balista: SCREW THIS (launches meteor that destroys everyone else but Falco, Drags, and Leoness)
Balista: K, now uhh... time to save jerry
Dinosaur: BIG JERRY NO FARTEE
Balista: SHUT UP D*LDO!
Leoness: I don't know Leoness, how are we supossed to save Jerry, its impossible because of those noob dinos!
Balista: YOU IDIOT YOU SAID THAT TO YOURSELF, ALSO, WE WILL SAVE THEM BECAUSE I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER AND THE WRITERS ALWAYS HAVE THE MAIN CHARACTER AS THE GOD OF THE SHOW.
Balista: Is that a TV?
Drags: Yeah it is, lets watch (turns it on)
Balista: Uh whats that
TV person: TUNE IN ON 5KIDS TO WATCH THE ALL NEW YUGIOH DDR, FEATURING THE TALENTS OF NICHOLAS CAGE AS POOGI
Drags: Yugioh Dance dance revolution????
Balista: OH GOD NO NOT NICHOLAS CAGE (changes channel)
TV person: your watching GALAXIA, NOW BACK TO THE SHOW SLAVE CHILDREN
Galista: yoooooo drags wanna smoke some WIId? (pulls out green wii remotes)
Grags: YEAHHHHH BUDDY
Galco: lets start a rap battle
Geoness: ya becuz thts lik our sow HOMIE
Galco: I KNEW A GUY KNEW A GUY NAMED FRED
Galista: your too high bro
Balista: God why would they make a show based on our show where all the characters are gangnams who smoke WIId and do rap battles???
Falco: I found an entrance to the mountain...
Drags: wasn't something supossed to happe..
(fourth wall breaks)
Drags: oh yeah Balista broke the fourth wall or something
Leoness: yay lets go (Everyone goes in)
(100 hours later)
Drags: why are they always bigger inside but not outside ;_;
Mexican Dinosaur: YRREJ YES FARTER OF YES FARTER YRREJ!
Drags: SCREW YOU DINO (shoots all the mexican dinosaurs down but fails)
Balista: grrrolf... it won't work! Maybe we can use... GANGNAM STYLE
Drags: WHAT WHY WOULDN'T IT GET 1 TRILLION OR 999 TRLLION VIEWS ON YOUTUBE IF IT WAS INTRODUCED NOW
Balista: WHO CARES PSY ATTACK!!!
PSY: OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!
(Mexican Dinosaurs and other Dinosaurs start dancing)
PSY: OOOPS, i mean... OPPA JERRY STYLE!
(the dinosaurs dance even more)
Jerry: Jerry hi
(the gang leaves)
(back at zie's house)
Balista: Hey Zierant
Zierant (Bakugan): Yo I heard this music, its called Gerald Style
Balista: You mean Gangnam style?
Zierant (Bakugan): What the dharak is that
Drags: Oh crap we reversed time, AND YOU WERE SUPOSSED TO SAY WHAT THE DRAGO
Zierant (Bakugan): uh no, who is drago
Drags: DANG IT THATS GONE TOO, wait wheres leoness and falco?
Balista: GONE :D
Drags: OH SWEET!
Leoness & Falco: WHOA YOU GUYS LEFT US BUT WE ARE BACK
Balista: DANG IT!!!!