The united states government has conducted a search to kill Caillou
ITS A GREAT DAY FOR USA AND CAILLOU FANS EVERYWHEREEdit
Balista: So... I am like bored
Bowser: THEN DRINK BOWSER JUICE!
Balista: NO. gtfo this place
Bowser: (cries) (cuts himself)
Leoness: OMG I never knew Bowser was emo
Drags: You idiot Elmo is emo, remember that time he sang at "The Hang"
Elmo: ELMO BE ELMO BE ELMO ELMO ELMO ELMO BE ELMO BE BE BE BE ELMO ELMO BE
Elmo: ELMO BE LIKE, KILL JAMES BUT ELMO BE BE BE BE ELMO BE
Audience: YOU STINK!
Elmo: LEAVE ELMO ALONE! (cries)
Elmo: (demonic voice) SHUT THE ELMO UP YOU BUSTERD
Elmo: WAAAAAA (cuts himself)
Leoness: I wasn't there.
Drags: Me and Balista were though, we ditched you and Falco :D
(Balista receives a call)
Mommalista: Balista your cousin is coming over?
Balista: COUSINLISTA? YES!!!
Mommalista: No not him, Scooter.
Balista: WHAT!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHHY IS HE COMING I HATE HIM!!! HE IS PURE EVIL HE IS A BAD TROLL!! WTFFGKDSFLDSFDSKFLDSKFDSFKDASFKSDLFKSDKFWALRUSJFDSAJFADSJFKDASFJDAKFJDASFJAFJS!!!!!
Mexican Drago: Sir calm down
Balista: WHAT THE HECK WHY YOU HERE (throws Mexican Drago out of the house)
Mexican Dharak: >:O
Balista: YOU TO JOIN YOUR FRIEND IN THE OUTDOORS WHERE THE BEARS CAN EAT YOU WHILE THEY DO BALLET! (throws Mexican Dharak too out of the house)
Balista: MOMMALISTA PLEASE TELL HIM NOT TO COME!!!!
Mommalista: Sorry, but Scooter IS coming to your place, uh I mean Zie's house.
Balista: FAKING DRAGO! (hangs up)
Drags: Whoa man I haven't seen you rage like this to your parents ever
Balista: BECAUSE Scooter is a idiot and a bad troll, he pulls many son of drago annoying pranks that once killed one of my friends >:O
Drags: Isn't he like Mommalista, Dadlista and others
Balista: No he isn't a Balista Bakugan, nobody knows what kind he is, only known information is his name is Scooter.
Leoness: CAN I RIDE HIM?
Balista: SURE I DON'T GIVE A DRAGO
Falco: he is noob
Balista: Yes he is
Balista: HOLY DRAGO IT MUST BE SCOOTER! I WILL GET THE LISTACANNON TO DESTROY HIM! (grabs Listacannon)
Balista: Ok.... opens door
Mailman Bakugan: Hello si..
Balista: DIE (shoots Listacannon and destroys the Mailman)
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! I KILLED TEH MAILMAN! ...YES I mean NO! I COULD GO TO JAIL
Scooter: HA! GEYYYYY!!!
Balista: SCOOTER! I WILL KILL YOU!
Drags: OMG! SCOOTER IS A..
Balista: (blocks Drags' mouth) Do not say his species the dimension will collapse
Balista: ANYWAYS, Scooter is you dare pull a prank in this house Zie will kill you
Scooter: Zie who? he must be stupid
Zie: EXCUSE ME BRO, but I am human bro
Scooter: Oh snap, I sorry, hello
Zie: K, sup
Zie: Anyways gtg was just checking on you guys.
Scooter: Hey Balista, I already set up a nuke in the bathroom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Balista: OH FAK TO THE DRAGO NO (runs to bathroom)
Scooter: hehehehe wait till he sees the trap.
Balista: THERES NO NUKE YOU OMG THERES A NET! (is trapped)
Scooter: Have fun being trapped! (closes and locks the door)
Drags: Oh hi Scooter, so I heard you prank people?
Scooter: No man I don't do that, I used to, but after some incident I stopped :(
Drags: Alright, hope you have a nice time here.
Scooter: Can you get me some juice pwez? :3
Drags: Sure (goes to fridge)
Drags: (opens fridge and is hurt by falling food) WTF
Scooter: HA! LOSER!!!!!!!!!
Drags: DANG YOU! YOU LIED TO ME!
Scooter: Oh and btw you are stuck to super glue that I placed on the floor
Drags: NO!!!!!!!!! (loses voice)
Scooter: I also put a hex on you, NOW YOU CAN'T SPEAK BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Scooter: Time to get the other two idiots..... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFARTEEHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Leoness: Hi Scooter
Scooter: HI FIG!
Leoness: That's mean :(
Scooter: Wanna cookie! GO GET IT FAT LION!
Leoness: YOUR MEAN! :(
Scooter: WANNA CRACKER! NOPE!
Leoness: OMG WHY AM I SINKING
Scooter: BECAUSE I JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH QUICKSAND BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAFARTEEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Leoness: Dang you... IF BALISTA AND DRAGS COME THEY WILL KILL YOU!
Scooter: NOPE THEY GONE!!!!!!!
Falco: So, Scooter already got the three, I better hide, lets head to the basement
Scooter: Not so fast filthy Falco CHICKEN!
Falco: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!
Scooter: I won't let you escape, soon the house will be ALL MINE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFARTEEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!
Falco: NOT IF I USE MY FLYING POWERS!
Scooter: Oh chicken, look, your trapped in this glass dome.... >:D
Falco: WHAT!!! NOOOOOO YOU MONSTER!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE HOUSE!!!
Scooter: I SHALL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFARTEEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Falco: (good it worked, now to call Balista)
Balista: OMG ITS FALCO CALLING ME~
Falco: Balista, you gotta say... a long random word so Drags can rage, then he will save us!
Balista: OKAY! Hey look its a speakerphone HA! SCOOTER IS STUPID!
Balista: OK! superawesomemegaultrapowerultimatehyperawesomercrazychaosscream!!!!
Drags: (hex is broken) WHAT!!! LONG... SO LONG!!!! MUST NOT... RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (escapes from trap)
Drags: MUST FREE EVERYONE SO SCOOTER WILL DIE!!!! (frees everyone)
Balista: Sweet! Thanks Drags! (and apparently Falco was finally useful for once)
Falco: (hmm I heard that, thanks Balista I guess)
Leoness: NOW YOU WILL DIE SCOOTER!
Scooter: I HAVE THE ULTIMATE NUKE NOW!! IN 10 SECONDS IT WILL EXPLODE AND WILL DESTROY THIS HOUSE BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHFARTEEHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!
Balista: OH YEAH? TOUGH GUY! YOU ARE A WONTU!
Scooter: WHAT! NOBODY KNOWS THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (explodes and dies)
Drags: OH NO THE DIMENSION IS COLLAPSING
Balista: Nope Jerry took care of that just now
Drags: Dang, Jerry is HAMAZING.
Balista: Anyways, what a dumb day, I hope we will never see Scooter again... HOLY SHET DEACTIVATE THE THING!
Leoness: Already did
Balista: (what the drago even Leoness did something useful this day is becoming strange indeed)
(meanwhile in space)
Scooter: I WILL RETURN IN A FEW MONTHS BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHFARTEEHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
Scooter: oh shut up Tatsuma.
Zie: HOLY SHET TATSUMA DID GO TO SPACE :D