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Episode 28: The Wrath Of Scooter

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The united states government has conducted a search to kill Caillou

ITS A GREAT DAY FOR USA AND CAILLOU FANS EVERYWHEREEdit

Balista: So... I am like bored

Bowser: THEN DRINK BOWSER JUICE!

Balista: NO. gtfo this place

Bowser: (cries) (cuts himself)

Leoness: OMG I never knew Bowser was emo

Drags: You idiot Elmo is emo, remember that time he sang at "The Hang"

(flashback starts)

Elmo: ELMO BE ELMO BE ELMO ELMO ELMO ELMO BE ELMO BE BE BE BE ELMO ELMO BE

Audience: wtf

Elmo: ELMO BE LIKE, KILL JAMES BUT ELMO BE BE BE BE ELMO BE

Audience: YOU STINK!

Elmo: LEAVE ELMO ALONE! (cries)

Balista: NOOB!

Elmo: (demonic voice) SHUT THE ELMO UP YOU BUSTERD

Balista: O.O

Elmo: WAAAAAA (cuts himself)

(flashback end)

Leoness: I wasn't there.

Drags: Me and Balista were though, we ditched you and Falco :D

Leoness: DAM.

(Balista receives a call)

Mommalista: Balista your cousin is coming over?

Balista: COUSINLISTA? YES!!!

Mommalista: No not him, Scooter.

Balista: WHAT!!!! NO!!! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHHY IS HE COMING I HATE HIM!!! HE IS PURE EVIL HE IS A BAD TROLL!! WTFFGKDSFLDSFDSKFLDSKFDSFKDASFKSDLFKSDKFWALRUSJFDSAJFADSJFKDASFJDAKFJDASFJAFJS!!!!!

Mexican Drago: Sir calm down

Balista: WHAT THE HECK WHY YOU HERE (throws Mexican Drago out of the house)

Mexican Dharak: >:O

Balista: YOU TO JOIN YOUR FRIEND IN THE OUTDOORS WHERE THE BEARS CAN EAT YOU WHILE THEY DO BALLET! (throws Mexican Dharak too out of the house)

Balista: MOMMALISTA PLEASE TELL HIM NOT TO COME!!!!

Mommalista: Sorry, but Scooter IS coming to your place, uh I mean Zie's house.

Balista: FAKING DRAGO! (hangs up)

Drags: Whoa man I haven't seen you rage like this to your parents ever

Balista: BECAUSE Scooter is a idiot and a bad troll, he pulls many son of drago annoying pranks that once killed one of my friends >:O

Drags: Isn't he like Mommalista, Dadlista and others

Balista: No he isn't a Balista Bakugan, nobody knows what kind he is, only known information is his name is Scooter.

Leoness: CAN I RIDE HIM?

Balista: SURE I DON'T GIVE A DRAGO

Falco: he is noob

Balista: Yes he is

(door knocks)

Balista: HOLY DRAGO IT MUST BE SCOOTER! I WILL GET THE LISTACANNON TO DESTROY HIM! (grabs Listacannon)

Balista: Ok.... opens door

Mailman Bakugan: Hello si..

Balista: DIE (shoots Listacannon and destroys the Mailman)

Balista: HOLY DRAGO! I KILLED TEH MAILMAN! ...YES I mean NO! I COULD GO TO JAIL

Scooter: HA! GEYYYYY!!!

Balista: SCOOTER! I WILL KILL YOU!

Drags: OMG! SCOOTER IS A..

Balista: (blocks Drags' mouth) Do not say his species the dimension will collapse

Drags: o.o

Balista: ANYWAYS, Scooter is you dare pull a prank in this house Zie will kill you

Scooter: Zie who? he must be stupid

Zie: EXCUSE ME BRO, but I am human bro

Scooter: Oh snap, I sorry, hello

Zie: K, sup

Zie: Anyways gtg was just checking on you guys.

Balista: bye

Scooter: Hey Balista, I already set up a nuke in the bathroom! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!

Balista: OH FAK TO THE DRAGO NO (runs to bathroom)

Scooter: hehehehe wait till he sees the trap.

Balista: THERES NO NUKE YOU OMG THERES A NET! (is trapped)

Scooter: Have fun being trapped! (closes and locks the door)

Drags: Oh hi Scooter, so I heard you prank people?

Scooter: No man I don't do that, I used to, but after some incident I stopped :(

Drags: Alright, hope you have a nice time here.

Scooter: Can you get me some juice pwez? :3

Drags: Sure (goes to fridge)

Drags: (opens fridge and is hurt by falling food) WTF

Scooter: HA! LOSER!!!!!!!!!

Drags: DANG YOU! YOU LIED TO ME!

Scooter: Oh and btw you are stuck to super glue that I placed on the floor

Drags: NO!!!!!!!!! (loses voice)

Scooter: I also put a hex on you, NOW YOU CAN'T SPEAK BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Scooter: Time to get the other two idiots..... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFARTEEHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Leoness: Hi Scooter

Scooter: HI FIG!

Leoness: That's mean :(

Scooter: Wanna cookie! GO GET IT FAT LION!

Leoness: YOUR MEAN! :(

Scooter: WANNA CRACKER! NOPE!

Leoness: OMG WHY AM I SINKING

Scooter: BECAUSE I JUST FILLED THE ROOM WITH QUICKSAND BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAFARTEEHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Leoness: Dang you... IF BALISTA AND DRAGS COME THEY WILL KILL YOU!

Scooter: NOPE THEY GONE!!!!!!!

Leoness: Dang.


Falco: So, Scooter already got the three, I better hide, lets head to the basement

Scooter: Not so fast filthy Falco CHICKEN!

Falco: I AM NOT A CHICKEN!

Scooter: I won't let you escape, soon the house will be ALL MINE HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFARTEEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

Falco: NOT IF I USE MY FLYING POWERS!

Scooter: Oh chicken, look, your trapped in this glass dome.... >:D

Falco: WHAT!!! NOOOOOO YOU MONSTER!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE THE HOUSE!!!

Scooter: I SHALL MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAFARTEEHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Falco: (good it worked, now to call Balista)

Balista: OMG ITS FALCO CALLING ME~

Falco: Balista, you gotta say... a long random word so Drags can rage, then he will save us!

Balista: OKAY! Hey look its a speakerphone HA! SCOOTER IS STUPID!

Balista: OK! superawesomemegaultrapowerultimatehyperawesomercrazychaosscream!!!!

Drags: (hex is broken) WHAT!!! LONG... SO LONG!!!! MUST NOT... RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (escapes from trap)

Drags: MUST FREE EVERYONE SO SCOOTER WILL DIE!!!! (frees everyone)

Balista: Sweet! Thanks Drags! (and apparently Falco was finally useful for once)

Falco: (hmm I heard that, thanks Balista I guess)

Leoness: NOW YOU WILL DIE SCOOTER!

Scooter: I HAVE THE ULTIMATE NUKE NOW!! IN 10 SECONDS IT WILL EXPLODE AND WILL DESTROY THIS HOUSE BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHFARTEEHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!

Balista: OH YEAH? TOUGH GUY! YOU ARE A WONTU!

Scooter: WHAT! NOBODY KNOWS THAT!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (explodes and dies)

Drags: OH NO THE DIMENSION IS COLLAPSING

Balista: Nope Jerry took care of that just now

Drags: Dang, Jerry is HAMAZING.

Thanatos: ._.

Balista: Anyways, what a dumb day, I hope we will never see Scooter again... HOLY SHET DEACTIVATE THE THING!

Leoness: Already did

Balista: (what the drago even Leoness did something useful this day is becoming strange indeed)

(meanwhile in space)

Scooter: I WILL RETURN IN A FEW MONTHS BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHFARTEEHAHAAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Tatsuma: SPACE!

Scooter: oh shut up Tatsuma.

Zie: HOLY SHET TATSUMA DID GO TO SPACE :D

(end)

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