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LETS BAKE A CAKE, ITS FALSE!

its not a lie i tell you!!!Edit

Balista: (wakes up) ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN BAKUGAN TOWN, Ima eat some cereal.

Balista: (walks downstairs and finds himself in Quicksand)

Balista: ITS NESQUIKSAND!

Nesquik Bunny: (on a pirate ship) LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEE!!!

Balista: Guess I'm stuck here, MAYBE I CAN CALL. 119!

119: We are here! OMG SAND! NESQUIK SAND!

Balista: Help me!

119: NO

Balista: WHY NOT?

119: NO

Balista: OH COME ON! HELP ME!

119: NO

Balista: I WILL KILL YOU!

119: NO

Balista: Are you not stupid?

119: NO

Balista: HAHAHAHA!

119: We're not helping you noob, we're 199, we don't help people, we just troll people.

Balista: But people need to be saved when their in danger!

119: NO, Nobody cares.

Balista: OMG NOOOO PLEASE I'M ALMOST SINKING...

(Zie's house gets a hole)

Wreck-It Ralph: I'M GONNA WRECK IT!

Balista: ITS WRECK IT RALPH!

119: Don't you mean Regg-It Ralph? Trollface

(another hole happens)

Wreck-It Romney: I WILL WRECK IT!

Wreck-It Ralph: ROMNEY! MY NEMESIS! I WILL KILL YOU!

(the two holes are fixed)

Fix-It Obama: I will fix it!

Fix-It Felix: DYNAMITE GAL!

Wreck-It Ralph: uh...

Fix-It Felix: DYNAMITEGALDYNAMITEGALDYNAMITEGAL

Fix-It Obama: Did anyone here Galdy?

Ralph: No.

Fix-It Obama: LETS JUST GO (everyone teleports out, other than Balista)

Balista: EVEN THEY TOOK the 119!

Balista: I'M ABOUT TO GO IN TEH.... (dies in sand)


Balista: Where the drago am I?

Mexican Dharak: Hi!

Balista: GET OUTTA HERE! (kicks Mexican Dharak out)

Balista: What is this place.... HOLY DRAGO A BEAR! I mean mirror.

Balista: (looks in mirror and see's himself)

Mirror Balista: Sup.

Balista: O.O, uhhh.. hi.

Mirror Balista: have you ever wanted to have multiple clones of yourself to make awesomeness

Balista: I have the Listalings but THIS IS WAY BETTER!

Mirror Balista: Just say the word, poop.

Balista: POOP!

(multiple clones of Balista appear)

Balista: HECK TO THE DRAGO YES!

Balista Clone 1: GAHAHAHAAHahaha YOU IDIOT! WE DO NOT LISTEN TO YOU! THAT WAS THE MIRROR OF EVIL COPYING!

Balista: FECK! I WAS TRICKED... BY MYSHELF!

Balista's Shelf: No....

Balista: I MUST STOP YOU ALL! BUTTLERLISTA! COME TO ME!

Buttlerlista: Hi sir.

Balista: FIRE UP THE BALISTACANNON!

Buttlerlista: YES SIR! (starts it up)

Balista: DIE ME'S!

(TV Ad comes on)

Random guy: INTRODUCING THE WII Z!

Kids: OMG TAKE MY MONEY I WILL BUY IT!

Random guy: With new Miigits!

Kids: dafuq

Random guy: THE MIIGITS ARE SMALLER MII'S

Kids: FORGET THIS, MOM TAKE ME HOME!

Mom: YOU ARE WEIRD WII Z!

(Ad ends)

Balista: DAFUQ. OKAY ITS THE LAST CLONE! DIE! (shoots)

Balista Clone 1: (dodges) YOU FOOL! I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD! BWAHAHAHA (Grows bigger and teleports to Bakugan Town with Balista)

Balista: GUYS! FALCO! DRAGS! LEONESS! THIS CLONE OF ME IS GOING TO DESTROY THE WORLD!

Falco: don't worry, because I am actually.. uh nvm.

Drags: We will stop him! Oh and btw he has like 1 billion Balista clones!

Balista: THEN I HAVE NO CHOICE... TIME TO TRANSFORM INTO.... TROLLISTA!

Leoness: LEGASP

Trollista: ULTIMATE TROLLING POWERS GO!!!! (destroys all Balista clones)

Falco: omg.... that was... EPIK!!!!!!

Leoness: that was kool

Zie: King koopas kool cartoons.

Leoness: o.o

Falco: OMG ITS THAT BIG GUY BALISTA THING! WAAAAAA (flies and knocks out Balista clone)

Leoness: WHAT! Falco flied! THE UNIVERSE THEN WILL EXPLODE!

Drags: o.o

Falco: AHHH (falls)

Leoness: nvm >.>

Balista Clone: NOOOOO (Explodes)

Balista: Next time, I don't want to look at a mirror.

Mexican Drago: That was me who made the mirror :D

Balista: OH NO BRO ITS MEXICAN DRAGO! DIE POTATO! (kicks Mexican Drago out of Bakugan Town)

Balista: he better not come back.

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