Season 2 premiere MMMM I LIKE TACOS!
ITS TACO FRIDAY BISH!Edit
The episode takes place in Zie's house, where The Gang is playing cards.
Balista: GO FISH BETCH!
Falco: What the drago Balista, I don't want to.
Drags: You better, you know Balista's weird version of Go Fish.
Leoness: Guys! I fished a fish! OH SHET THATS NOT A FISH THAT IS AN ELECTRIC EEL OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (runs)
Eel: I'm not an electric Eel, I am actually Dinkleberg.
Balista: GRRRRR.... DINKLEBERG! (throws bomb)
Drags: Balista no, let me do this. DRAGON RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Balista: BALISTA RAAAAAAGEEE! (kicks Eel out)
Falco: Scroo you guys, Ima watch TV.
(Falco goes to watch TV)
Balista: Whatever, I'll just eat more of these Chipackers.
Drags: The chip flavored crackers! :)
Falco: Yay T.V time!
(Falco turns on TV and theres Gangnam Style on)
Falco: EWWWWW GANGNAM STYLE! DIE PSY!
Balista: Don't you mean Pee See Yee? (trollface)
Falco: get out :(
Balista: Whatever. (walks out)
Falco: WTF ALL THE CHANNELS HAVE GANGNAM STYLE! EVEN DISNEY CHANNEL!
Falco: Whats this, omg its a swirly black line thing... woooooo i feel awesome................ oh babyyyyyyyyyy babby babby babby, why am I saying that..... (passes out)
Leoness: Falco NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well nobody cares about him (walks out)
(dark shadow appears)
???: Hehehehehe, I will avenge you brother, that stupid Troll may have turned you back to good even though I turned you evil, but now, I will enslave the Bakugan World!
Drags: Guys what happened to Falco.... .-. Balista what did you do.
Balista: I did nothing.... honest... truth!
Drags: -_- I know you did something.
Balista: OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I USED FALCO'S TOOTHBRUSH TO WASH A HAIRY VERIAS FOR 10 DOLLAHS!
Drags: dafuq man.. thats just weird and wrong.
Balista: BUT I GOT MONEHHHHH
Balista: Well atleast he is gone right?
Drags: OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT! TIME FOR AN AWESOME DREAM WITHOUT FALCO!
Balista: I LOVE YOU GIRLFRIENDLISTA!
Drags: Hmm well this is weird, Balista has a girlfri.. nvm..
Drags: HOLY SHET IS THAT THE LEGENDARY ULTIMATE DRAGONOID?
Ultimate Dragonoid: Yes this is me, I was never released due to my godness.
Drags: Hey figgot, you were thought you be Naga!
Ultimate Dragonoid: Nobody is supossed to know this!!! (sobs)
Drags: Too bad (kicks Ultimate Dragonoid)
Balista: this is the best life ever, who knew without Falco would be awesome.
Leoness: HEY GUYS!
Balista: GET THE F**K OUTTA THIS DREAM! (kicks Leoness out)
Drags: Okay we need to get rid off Leoness too. .-.
Balista: Agreed. AGREED.
Balista: Where did Leoness go.
Drags: meh we probably kicked him too far and outside.
Balista: (looks at broken wall) Eeyup.
Leoness: ugh that hurt, I hate those guys...
Mexican Drago: Hola senor!
Leoness: NO NONONONONONONONONONO I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD DIE DIE DIE YOU BUSTARD!!!!! (whacks Mexican Drago)
Mexican Drago: Stop it senor! I am not Mexican Drago, he is my brother, I am Mexican Dharak!
(at Zie's house)
Balista: OH GOD IS THAT WHAT I SEE
Drags: WHAT THE DRAGO THIS CANNOT BE, A MEXICAN DHARAK? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EVEN MEXICAN DRAGO WAS ANNOYING, NOW THERES LIKE TWO!
Balista: Whats next, a Mexican Helios?
Mexican Helios: CHEW ON THIS! (throws stuffed animal)
Balista: FECK! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
Drags: Thats it, Balista, use the almighty Power Of Jerry.
Balista: Who's Jerry?
Drags: (facepalm) Its your pillow pet who can talk and do everything.
Balista: Oh yeah. JERRY COME HERE!
Balista: Use your power, THE POWER OF JERRY!
Jerry: JERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (uses Harden and does nothing)
Mexican Helios: What did that do dinopuke.
Balista: Wait for it....
Mexican Helios: (explodes)
(back with Leoness)
Mexican Dharak: Ok bye senor, oh no its you.
Chang: I've been chang-ed, and now, I am Senor Chang.
Mexican Dharak: BYE! (farts away)
???: Hehehehe.. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHWALRUSHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Leoness: Who are you.
???: Your worst nightmare, (destroys Leoness)
???: GWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHWALRUSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! (teleports away)
Stephanie: How rude!
Danny: Oh Stephanie.
Jesse: Have Mercy.
(door busts open)
Dmill: I AM DMILL, I am part of the BakuCops, we have heard that you have murdered.
Dmill: OMG BACK TO BACK BATMAN WEEKEND ON ABC FAMILY! MUST WATCH! I THINK DARKUSFAN202 WILL LIKE THIS!
Zie: (writing) What I didn't write that. ._.
Dmill: We're taking you in.
Balista: HAVE MERCY!
Jesse: Thats my line.
Balista: WHO CARES!
Drags: LET US BE FREE!
Dmill: Too late (teleports out with Balista and Drags)
Balista: So we're in jail.
Drags: WE DIDN'T FECKING KILL THEM THOUGH.
Balista: OMG, DOOD! WE'RE BEING SUCKED IN A BLACK HOLE!
(Balista and Drags are sucked in)
???: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'VE GOT YOU ALL! NOW I WILL ELIMINATE YOU FOR GOOD!
Balista: Oh no, its you.
Drags: That must be...
Balista: Seis Tavanel, Tavanels brother, HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR TURNING HIM EVIL!
Mexican Dharak: PIES!
Balista: OH SHUT UP!
Balista: We will now settle this Seis...
Seis Tavanel: WHATEVER! (shoots dark beam)
Balista: I WILL NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LOSE! TROLL POWERS GO! (shoots a trollface)
Seis Tavanel: DAFUQ?
King Leonidas: THIS. IS. SPARTA! MADNESS! MALARKEY! MYSTERY!
Balista: NOT NOW (kicks King Leonidas out)
Balista: Now I will show you rage.
Seis Tavanel: How? Idiot.
Balista: HUGH, I CHOOSE YOU!
Hugh: I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE!!!
Seis Tavanel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is destroyed)
Hugh: Oh no! NOT YOU HIHHIIROSHI! (Explodes)
Balista: (shrugs) Oh well. GUYS LETS GET OUT! I PLACED A LISTABOMB AND ITS TOTALLY GONNA EXPLODE AND DESTROY WHEREVER THIS PLACE IS!
Drags: Alright (runs out)
(The Gang runs out and whatever this place is explodes)
Balista: That was another fun adventure :D
Mexican Drago: Don't think I'm gone yet Senors! :D