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Season 2 premiere MMMM I LIKE TACOS!

ITS TACO FRIDAY BISH!Edit

The episode takes place in Zie's house, where The Gang is playing cards.

Balista: GO FISH BETCH!

Falco: What the drago Balista, I don't want to.

Drags: You better, you know Balista's weird version of Go Fish.

Leoness: Guys! I fished a fish! OH SHET THATS NOT A FISH THAT IS AN ELECTRIC EEL OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (runs)

Eel: I'm not an electric Eel, I am actually Dinkleberg.

Balista: GRRRRR.... DINKLEBERG! (throws bomb)

Drags: Balista no, let me do this. DRAGON RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Balista: BALISTA RAAAAAAGEEE! (kicks Eel out)

Falco: Scroo you guys, Ima watch TV.

(Falco goes to watch TV)

Balista: Whatever, I'll just eat more of these Chipackers.

Drags: The chip flavored crackers! :)


Falco: Yay T.V time!

(Falco turns on TV and theres Gangnam Style on)

Falco: EWWWWW GANGNAM STYLE! DIE PSY!

Balista: Don't you mean Pee See Yee? (trollface)

Falco: get out :(

Balista: Whatever. (walks out)

Falco: WTF ALL THE CHANNELS HAVE GANGNAM STYLE! EVEN DISNEY CHANNEL!

Falco: Whats this, omg its a swirly black line thing... woooooo i feel awesome................ oh babyyyyyyyyyy babby babby babby, why am I saying that..... (passes out)

Leoness: Falco NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Oh well nobody cares about him (walks out)

(dark shadow appears)

???: Hehehehehe, I will avenge you brother, that stupid Troll may have turned you back to good even though I turned you evil, but now, I will enslave the Bakugan World!


Drags: Guys what happened to Falco.... .-. Balista what did you do.

Balista: I did nothing.... honest... truth!

Drags: -_- I know you did something.

Balista: OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I USED FALCO'S TOOTHBRUSH TO WASH A HAIRY VERIAS FOR 10 DOLLAHS!

Drags: dafuq man.. thats just weird and wrong.

Balista: BUT I GOT MONEHHHHH

Drags: Still.

Balista: Well atleast he is gone right?

Drags: OMG! YOU'RE RIGHT! TIME FOR AN AWESOME DREAM WITHOUT FALCO!

(dream begins)

Balista: I LOVE YOU GIRLFRIENDLISTA!

Drags: Hmm well this is weird, Balista has a girlfri.. nvm..

Drags: HOLY SHET IS THAT THE LEGENDARY ULTIMATE DRAGONOID?

Ultimate Dragonoid: Yes this is me, I was never released due to my godness.

Drags: Hey figgot, you were thought you be Naga!

Ultimate Dragonoid: Nobody is supossed to know this!!! (sobs)

Drags: Too bad (kicks Ultimate Dragonoid)

Balista: this is the best life ever, who knew without Falco would be awesome.

Drags: Ye.

Leoness: HEY GUYS!

Balista: GET THE F**K OUTTA THIS DREAM! (kicks Leoness out)

(dream ends)

Drags: Okay we need to get rid off Leoness too. .-.

Balista: Agreed. AGREED.

Balista: Where did Leoness go.

Drags: meh we probably kicked him too far and outside.

Balista: (looks at broken wall) Eeyup.


Leoness: ugh that hurt, I hate those guys...

Mexican Drago: Hola senor!

Leoness: NO NONONONONONONONONONO I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD DIE DIE DIE YOU BUSTARD!!!!! (whacks Mexican Drago)

Mexican Drago: Stop it senor! I am not Mexican Drago, he is my brother, I am Mexican Dharak!

(at Zie's house)

Balista: OH GOD IS THAT WHAT I SEE

Drags: WHAT THE DRAGO THIS CANNOT BE, A MEXICAN DHARAK? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU EVEN MEXICAN DRAGO WAS ANNOYING, NOW THERES LIKE TWO!

Balista: Whats next, a Mexican Helios?

Mexican Helios: CHEW ON THIS! (throws stuffed animal)

Balista: FECK! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!

Drags: Thats it, Balista, use the almighty Power Of Jerry.

Balista: Who's Jerry?

Drags: (facepalm) Its your pillow pet who can talk and do everything.

Balista: Oh yeah. JERRY COME HERE!

Jerry: Jerryhi!

Balista: Use your power, THE POWER OF JERRY!

Jerry: JERRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! (uses Harden and does nothing)

Mexican Helios: What did that do dinopuke.

Balista: Wait for it....

Mexican Helios: (explodes)

Balista: OWNAGE!

(back with Leoness)

Mexican Dharak: Ok bye senor, oh no its you.

Chang: I've been chang-ed, and now, I am Senor Chang.

Mexican Dharak: BYE! (farts away)

Leoness: ...

???: Hehehehe.. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHWALRUSHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Leoness: Who are you.

???: Your worst nightmare, (destroys Leoness)

???: GWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHWALRUSAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH! (teleports away)

Stephanie: How rude!

Danny: Oh Stephanie.

Jesse: Have Mercy.


(door busts open)

Dmill: I AM DMILL, I am part of the BakuCops, we have heard that you have murdered.

Dmill: OMG BACK TO BACK BATMAN WEEKEND ON ABC FAMILY! MUST WATCH! I THINK DARKUSFAN202 WILL LIKE THIS!

Zie: (writing) What I didn't write that. ._.

Dmill: We're taking you in.

Balista: HAVE MERCY!

Jesse: Thats my line.

Balista: WHO CARES!

Drags: LET US BE FREE!

Dmill: Too late (teleports out with Balista and Drags)


Balista: So we're in jail.

Drags: WE DIDN'T FECKING KILL THEM THOUGH.

Balista: OMG, DOOD! WE'RE BEING SUCKED IN A BLACK HOLE!

Drags: man.

(Balista and Drags are sucked in)


???: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I'VE GOT YOU ALL! NOW I WILL ELIMINATE YOU FOR GOOD!

Balista: Oh no, its you.

Drags: That must be...

Balista: Seis Tavanel, Tavanels brother, HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR TURNING HIM EVIL!

Falco: GUYS!

Leoness: GUYS!

Mexican Dharak: PIES!

Balista: OH SHUT UP!

Balista: We will now settle this Seis...

Seis Tavanel: WHATEVER! (shoots dark beam)

Balista: I WILL NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT LOSE! TROLL POWERS GO! (shoots a trollface)

Seis Tavanel: DAFUQ?

King Leonidas: THIS. IS. SPARTA! MADNESS! MALARKEY! MYSTERY!

Balista: NOT NOW (kicks King Leonidas out)

Balista: Now I will show you rage.

Seis Tavanel: How? Idiot.

Balista: HUGH, I CHOOSE YOU!

Hugh: I'M ABOUT TO UNLEASH MY RAGE!!!

Balista: HAHAHA!!!

Seis Tavanel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (is destroyed)

Hugh: Oh no! NOT YOU HIHHIIROSHI! (Explodes)

Balista: (shrugs) Oh well. GUYS LETS GET OUT! I PLACED A LISTABOMB AND ITS TOTALLY GONNA EXPLODE AND DESTROY WHEREVER THIS PLACE IS!

Drags: Alright (runs out)

(The Gang runs out and whatever this place is explodes)

Balista: That was another fun adventure :D

(End)

Mexican Drago: Don't think I'm gone yet Senors! :D

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