(The episode begins with the gang [Balista, Drags, Leoness and Falco] inside Zie's house)
Balista: What a beautiful trolly day! Tally lista!
Leoness: Hahahahahahahahahaha look at that test it looks stupid
Balista: WHAT DID YOU SAY! Stop
Balista: Anyways, time to eat my beautiful infinite sandwich :3
Falco: Can i has some
Balista: NO WAY
Falco: Why :c
Balista: You'll give me chicken pox.
Drags: I see what you did there :3
Falco: Hey.. I'M NOT A CHICKEN YOU IDIOT!
Leoness: STUPID BOOKS
Balista: Hey noob lion and chicken shushu, you'll wake the tests up.
Drags: Yeah you two.
Balista: Don't let the greatgreatsuperultimateultramegaomegasuper Morzu get you.
Drags: (tries to be calm)
Balista: GOOD JOB DRAGS YOU DIDN'T REACT TO LONG STUFF (thumbs up)
Leoness: What will Morzu do hahahahaha
Balista: He is a sacred being who has a love of tests and whoever doesn't like his tests he will get revenge.
Balista: I'm right.
Drags: He is. tell em that story Lista!
Balista: K, so my great great grandpalista insulted tests, then Morzu attacked him, he had cuts but he quickly recovered due to this awesomeness... The end.
Leoness: LIES MORZU IS NOOB
Balista: oh no bro, he's here!
Morzu: WHO DARES TO DISGRACE TESTS!
Balista: That lazy lion over there.
Morzu: TEST WRATH!
(tests attack Leoness and disappear with Morzu)
Falco: WTF Whoa Balista was right.
(window breaks with two Bakugan entering)
?: We are from the organization.. called TROLL!
Drags: Who are you.. wait.. late.. hey that rhymes.
TROLL Members: Anyways, this is P, and I am Pe.
Balista: HAHA! Pee pee!
Drags: Go P Pe somewhere else (trollface)
Leoness: Yeah and eat food!
The Others: ._.
Pe: WE HAVE COME TO DESTROY TROLLS THAT IS OUR MISSION. Our first target is... BALISTA VENSHALLOGER LISTA!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY LAST NAME?!
P: Thats not for you to know.
Falco: Hahahahahah weird last name
Mexican Drago: I KNOW RIGHT!
Leoness: (kicks Mexican drago away) I thought you died in bottomless pit fool
Drags: Be quiet you two, this is some serious business here.
Pe: WE ARE GOING TO KILL BALISTA! (grabs BakuGun)
Balista: OH NO BRO.
Leoness: what the drago is a BakuGun
Falco: Yeah what is it
Drags: Its a canceled Bakugan product that involved a toy gun that had a Bakugan that the person could shoot. But theirs is smaller and.. IT HAS BULLETS! EVERYONE HIDE!
Leoness: (weird girl scream)
Falco: AHHHH I AM CHICKEN!!!
Balista: Yes you are... OH WAIT I MUST HIDE TOO!
Pe: TOO LATE FOOL! (shoots Balista and kills him)
Falco: OHHHH NOOO!!!!
Drags: HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN! MY BESTEST BAKUGAN FRIEND... IS GONE!!!!! NOOOOO!!! BALISTA!
Falco: How did he die from a bullet when he's a toy.
Leoness: HIS PARTS ARE BROKEN!
Drags: THIS IS BAD!
Zie: (walks in with Zierant the Bakugan) HOLY DRAGO! BALISTA!!!!! NOOO!!!! HE'S BROKEN AND PROBABLY DEAD!!
Zierant: This is sad..
Zie: Dam, this reminds me of the first time i met Balista....
Zie: (walks in park)
Balista: (throws bomb at Bakugan) (trollface)
Zie: Lol that was awesome dude!
Balista: Thanks, who are you
Zie: I'm Zie, and you?
Balista: I'm the ultimate troll, Balista, I like you
Zie: I like you to, you are the best troll ever!
Balista: Thank chu!!! Can i partner up with you
Zie: Sure! Also, meet Drags.
Drags: And to this day i forgot how I ever joined with Zie :P
Leoness: Cool story
Falco: ok so we need to save Balista...
Zie: Right... the only answer is... TO THE BAKUDOCTOR!
Falco: What the drago.. thats real?
Drags: Yeah, its where they fix Bakugan toys (coughornotcough)
Zie: How do we get there though... FUUUUU
(car crashes in)
Drags: HOLY DRAGO! ITS THE SIGN UP LADY!
Sign Up Lady: WE must go... those people are also after me too.
Leoness: Didn't know your a troll.
Sign Up Lady: ... lets just go.
Sign Up Lady: TELEPORTATION GADGET STYLE TIME!
PSY: OH NO BRO
Inspector Gadget: OH NO FO
Nurse Bakura: Hello what is your need oh that broken Bakugan.. I'll just take him.
Zie: Please fix him
Nurse Bakura: we'll try.
Bakuro: TIME TO FIX HIM!
(several hours later)
Bakuro: okay so you guys should just leave, Balista needs time to recover, he is okay now, but he must recover from leaving the hospital.
Bakuro: Also you can't see him, he needs to be alone and be calm and asleep.
Everyone: okay. (leaves)
Bakuro: Hehehe... Its time for my ultimate revenge (transforms)
?: I, SECHS TAVANEL, ALSO KNOWN AS TAVANEL THE GOD OF TROLLING, HAVE FINALLY MADE IT TO MY GOAL, TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE TROLL! HAHAHA! BALISTA WON'T STAND IN MY WAY!
(meanwhile in Balista's room)
Balista: (in dreams) Where am I
Balista: Is that... the great Trollista!
Trollista: Hello Balista, you must wake up, you may not ever be able to troll again...
Balista: I don't think I will troll ever again....
Trollista: You will... CUE SONG!
Trollista: You are the lista, the light of trolls
Balista: Maybe.. I don't think so
Trollista: You gotta have hope, and dreams, and trollful visions!
Balista: I am ready to troll all day
Trollista: Ready to troll all daaaaaay...
Balista: With me and you!
Trollista: Me and youuuuuu
Balista: my heart is full of trolling
Trollista: You'll go trolling all night long....
Balista: BECAUSE... I'M... THE...
Balista: BA.. LIST... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! YEAH! (song end)
Trollista: Awesome song :) now wake up and get your troll powers back! :D
Balista: Bye Trollista, thank you.
Trollista: Thank you too... (fades away)
Balista: (wakes up) Hey... I'm okay! Hey a phone.. me gonna call the others!
Balista: Drags, IM OKAY!
Drags: Um Balista... we're trapped. in the front room, that doctor is calling himself Tavanel! THE GOD OF TROLLIng...
Balista: OH NO! I WILL SAVE YOU GUYS!
Bakura: Hmph, don't even think your leaving.
Balista: BUTTLERLISTA! USE THE BALISTACANNON!
Bakura: NO PLEASE! (runs away)
Buttlerlista: TOO LATE! (destroys Bakura)
Balista: Thanks Buttlerlista.
Buttlerlista: No thank you sir.
Balista: GOTTA SAVE MY FRIENDS!
(few minutes later)
Balista: uh oh, trapped with you guys
Leoness: I scared
Balista: I know I surpassed you in the Troll Contest Tavanel, but you didn't need to become this bad.
Tavanel: I WILL GET REVENGE! TIME TO UNLEASH THE TROLLDESTROYER! TO DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!!! HAHAHAHA AND TO MAKE MY OWN WORLD!
Tavanel: BYE (leaves)
Balista: ...if only...
Jinryu: (opens trap) Run, save yourselfs, and save the world.
Balista: JINRYU! Don't tell me..
Jinryu: Yes... I'm part of TROLL. and now I am going to destroy you Balista, by the orders of Tavanel, i am sorry.
Drags: Nope. I SHALL DEFEAT YOU!
Leoness: Lets go
Pe: YOUR NOT GOING ANYWHERE
Falco: FALCO PUNCH!
Leoness: LION FAIL SCREAM!
Pe: GOD DAM!
P: Annoying noobs.
Balista: I will go on!
Leoness: You have to defeat Tavanel!
Falco: You can do it.
Balista: Thank you all..
Balista: (running) Its up to me now I guess, I must now save the world... FOR EVERYONE!
(Balista enters top floor and confronts Tavanel)
Tavanel: Hmmm so you arrived.
Balista: It doesn't have to end this way, I just won the troll contest, doesn't mean your the best troll..
Tavanel: No, I will not stand how i lost.. I WILL DESTROY YOU! (attacks Balista)
Tavanel: UGH! I WILL DESTROY YOU FOOL! (brings out BakuSaber)
Balista: OH SO LIGHTSABER DUEL NOW! (brings out BakuSaber)
Mexican Drago: Hi (slapped by Balista and sent somewhere else)
Balista: BAKUSABER SLASH!
Tavanel: BAKUSABER CHOP!
Balista: FINAL ATTACK!!! FOR LISTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Tavanel: BLO.. NO! (hit by Balista and falls to the ground)
(meanwhile with Drags)
Drags: FLAME ATTACK! (defeats Jinryu)
Jinryu: So, you defeated me, lets go.
Drags: What your helping us?
Jinryu: Yes, we must stop Tavanel from destroying the world.
(back with Leoness and Falco)
Pe: They tied us up.
Leoness: HAHAHAH NOOBS YOU LOST TO FALCOS SUPERPOWER!
Falco: Wish they showed mines but nooooo, anyways, LETS GO LEONESS!
Zie: I'm coming!
Zierant: me two!
Drags: Me three!
(everyone else arrives in the top floor)
Tavanel: RISE MY ULTIMATE ARMY OF YOUNGSTER JOEYS!
Balista: OH NO!
Drags: Do not worry, its time...
Drags: EVERYONE FROM THE PAST EPISODES... CHARGE!
Everyone From the past episodes: RAAAAAA (attacks Youngster Joey army)
Cashier Rangers: DIE JOEYS!
Balista: LISTALINGS! YOU ATTACK TOO!
(several amounts of war later)
Leoness: Looks like its a tie.
Tavanel: No. I WON! BECAUSE... TROLLDESTROYER FIRE! DESTROY THE UNIVERSE!
Balista: I know what I gotta do! (crashes into window and flys)
Falco: HOLY DRAGO BALISTA! (wait he can fly?)
Leoness: Oh no
Drags: This isn't good.
Balista: ITS TIME FOR ME TO USE MY TRUE TROLL POWERS!!!!!!!!!!!
Trollista: (appears) We will combine into... THE ULTIMATE BEING... TROLLXIA!
Balista: WE TWO UNITE INTO TROLLXIA!
Trollxia: Its time... ULTIMATE TROLL BLAST!
(trolldestroyer fires and the beam crashes into Trollxia)
Everyone: O.O BALISTA NO!
Trollxia: Hello. (splits back)
Balista: Hi Guys.
Everyone: BALISTA!!!!!!!!!! YOUR BACK!!!!! YAY!!!!
Tavanel: I'm sorry everyone... (teleports away)
Balista: Tavan.... well.. wherever he goes, lets hope he has learned the truth.
Everyone: NOW LETS PARTY!!
Balista: OH YEAH!!! (grabs mike) ITS PARTYLISTA TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello there, I'm Zie, creator of this series, well, looks like BAKUGAN has ended, Its been a long road, and hope you enjoyed this series, I don't even know, without this series, I may not have came back to Pyruslords, you guys sure liked it, and this
probably is the most funniest series on here, so thank you...
As for the future...
You guessed it...
Theres more in store....
Balista and Drags story shall continue...