Episode 1 of BAKUGAN
(The scene takes place in the depths of the Doom dimension... wait what?)
Spatterix: So how long have we been in this depths of the Doom Dimension?
Kodokor: Its not called depths of the Doom Dimension, its the Underwhere.
Spatterix: I don't wear any Underwear!
Stronk: And a shirt too.
Mutabrid: GUYS SHUT UP! We're like in the end of the world... ever since Mechtanius Destroyer destroyed us.
Tremblar: Its Mechtavius Destroyer (facepalm), MUTABRID! DON'T TALK ABOUT THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAKUGAN ANIME! uh oh...
(2 things cloaked in lightning appear)
???: Your under arrest for talking outside the Bakugan anime...
Mutabrid: WHO ARE YOU!
???: I'm thing one, and this is thing 2, we are Meta Dragonoids.
Thing 2: I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Thing 1: I know you do Thing 2.
Tremblar: I didn't talk about the Bakugan anime!
Thing 1: Nice try, Captain Obvious.
Worton: Ugh, Captain Obvious... my worst enemy.
Thing 1: Time to go.. spider turtle, whatever you are.
Tremblar: NOOOO!!! BUT CAN I ATLEAST HAVE A PHONE CALL?
Thing 1: Sorry, our phones are too small, you'd crush them.
Tremblar: WHYYY MEEEEE!!!!
Worton: Well... guess we only have 4 Nonets left, Kodokor, Mutabrid, Spatterix, and
Kodokor: What about Betadron?
Worton: Remember? Ugh... flashback time...
Mutabrid: There's flashbacks in the Underwhere? O.o
Spatterix: I TOLD YOU GUYS I DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR!
Betadron: LALALALALALAALA I AM FROLICKING IN THE FLOWERS! I CAN'T WAIT TO VISIT DRAGYPOO IN LIKE 25 YEARS! BEST OF ALL, THEY'LL BE A NEW KID ICARUS GAME!
Kodokor: Dafuq are you doing?
Mutabrid: Long story, when Betadron died, he accidently was transported into the world of Zoobles.
Worton: Well if theres only five of us, guess we need one more atleast (looks around)
Stronk: Look, a rock!
Worton: YES! HE WILL BE OUR BASED GOD!
Stronk: His name will be...
Worton: Now... we must go on a big rock and hold him near the sun... he is our... ROCK KING!
Spatterix: STOP MAKING REFERENCES!
Drags: So. What a beautiful day, eh Balista.
Balista: I would listen... but nobody cares.
Drags: Stop trolling Balista.
Balista: WHYYYYYY.. cmon. Tell it to my face.
Drags: Hello Balista Beyblade... Stop trolling.
Balista: So... BakuTech sucks hard does it?
Drags: Stop trolling!
Balista: GALAXIA ROOLS ALL TOY AND GAMING!
Drags: What did i say about trolling...
Drags: Oh snapdragons....
Balista: I see what you did pear?
Thing 1: YOU TWO!
Thing 1: We've been recieving troll complaints...
Balista: (applelieface) What complaints?
Drags: Oh snap..
Thing 1: Your under arrest.
Balista: Hah, you guys are n00bs! I bet your leader is Raisinoid.
Thing 1: HOW DARE YOU! BROTHERS! SHOW THEM WHAT WE DO!
(Millions of Meta Dragonoids appear)
Thing 1: Its make your mommas proud time!
(Everyone): I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Thing 1: I KNOW ALL OF YOU DO! ATTACK THOSE TROLLERS!
(Meta Dragonoids): FOR MOMMA!!!!!!!!!
Balista/Drags: We're screwed.
Narrator: Will Drags and Trollista survive? Will the Meta Dragonoids avenge their mommas? Will Joe be the new leader of the Nonets? Why am I telling you all this? Find out in the next episode!