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Episode 1 of BAKUGAN

Teh episodeEdit

(The scene takes place in the depths of the Doom dimension... wait what?)

Worton: (wortonposition)

Spatterix: So how long have we been in this depths of the Doom Dimension?

Kodokor: Its not called depths of the Doom Dimension, its the Underwhere.

Spatterix: I don't wear any Underwear!

Stronk: And a shirt too.

Mutabrid: GUYS SHUT UP! We're like in the end of the world... ever since Mechtanius Destroyer destroyed us.

Tremblar: Its Mechtavius Destroyer (facepalm), MUTABRID! DON'T TALK ABOUT THE OUTSIDE OF THE BAKUGAN ANIME! uh oh...

(2 things cloaked in lightning appear)

Tremblar: Noes!

???: Your under arrest for talking outside the Bakugan anime...

Mutabrid: WHO ARE YOU!

???: I'm thing one, and this is thing 2, we are Meta Dragonoids.

Thing 2: I LOVE MY MOMMA!

Thing 1: I know you do Thing 2.

Tremblar: I didn't talk about the Bakugan anime!

Thing 1: Nice try, Captain Obvious.

Worton: Ugh, Captain Obvious... my worst enemy.

Thing 1: Time to go.. spider turtle, whatever you are.

Tremblar: NOOOO!!! BUT CAN I ATLEAST HAVE A PHONE CALL?

Thing 1: Sorry, our phones are too small, you'd crush them.

Tremblar: WHYYY MEEEEE!!!!

Worton: Well... guess we only have 4 Nonets left, Kodokor, Mutabrid, Spatterix, and Stroke Stronk.

Kodokor: What about Betadron?

Worton: Remember? Ugh... flashback time...

Mutabrid: There's flashbacks in the Underwhere? O.o

Spatterix: I TOLD YOU GUYS I DON'T HAVE ANY UNDERWEAR!

(flashback occurs)

Betadron: LALALALALALAALA I AM FROLICKING IN THE FLOWERS! I CAN'T WAIT TO VISIT DRAGYPOO IN LIKE 25 YEARS! BEST OF ALL, THEY'LL BE A NEW KID ICARUS GAME!

Kodokor: Dafuq are you doing?

Mutabrid: Long story, when Betadron died, he accidently was transported into the world of Zoobles.

Spatterix: Akward...

(flashback end)

(Everyone): O.o

Worton: Well if theres only five of us, guess we need one more atleast (looks around)

Stronk: Look, a rock!

Worton: YES! HE WILL BE OUR BASED GOD!

Stronk: His name will be...

(Everyone): JOE!

Worton: Now... we must go on a big rock and hold him near the sun... he is our... ROCK KING!

Spatterix: STOP MAKING REFERENCES!


Drags: So. What a beautiful day, eh Balista.

Balista: I would listen... but nobody cares.

Drags: Stop trolling Balista.

Balista: WHYYYYYY.. cmon. Tell it to my face.

Drags: K.

Drags: Hello Balista Beyblade... Stop trolling.

Balista: O.e

Balista: So... BakuTech sucks hard does it?

Drags: Balista...

Balista: (trollface)

Drags: Stop trolling!

Balista: GALAXIA ROOLS ALL TOY AND GAMING!

Drags: What did i say about trolling...

(portal appears)

Drags: Oh snapdragons....

Balista: I see what you did pear?

Drags: cheesy.

Thing 1: YOU TWO!

Thing 1: We've been recieving troll complaints...

Balista: (applelieface) What complaints?

Drags: Oh snap..

Thing 1: Your under arrest.

Balista: Hah, you guys are n00bs! I bet your leader is Raisinoid.

Thing 1: HOW DARE YOU! BROTHERS! SHOW THEM WHAT WE DO!

(Millions of Meta Dragonoids appear)

Thing 1: Its make your mommas proud time!

(Everyone): I LOVE MY MOMMA!

Thing 1: I KNOW ALL OF YOU DO! ATTACK THOSE TROLLERS!

(Meta Dragonoids): FOR MOMMA!!!!!!!!!

Balista/Drags: We're screwed.


Narrator: Will Drags and Trollista survive? Will the Meta Dragonoids avenge their mommas? Will Joe be the new leader of the Nonets? Why am I telling you all this? Find out in the next episode!

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