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MORTAL HOWLER!

ITS NOT EFFECTIVE WISEMAN!Edit

Balista: OKAY! TIEME TO EAT THIS TURKEY!

Drags: Woot! Brb guys gonna buy some mashed potatos.

Falco: YUSA!

Leoness: yay

Balista: Hey theres someone by the door, better hold this chicken before that other chicken eats it.

Falco: I HEARD THAT!

Balista: Hello welcome to this supermegaawesomelargeepicgrandhouse!

Drags: (at store) I swear i heard.. LONG NAME!

Old Man: I will give you these magic beans... for your turkey.

Balista: YUS! THEN I WILL GET SOME GOLDEN EGGS AND SELL THEM ON EBAY!

Old Man: Here (runs away with turkey)

Balista: K time to plant.  (throws seed)

Balista: IT DOESNT DO ANYTHING! THAT STUPID MAN TRICKED ME! AFTER HIM!

Drags: .-. wheres the turkey.

Balista: OH SHET! DRAGS! HOLY DRAGO! I LOST THE TURKEY!

Drags: VUT! GO GET ANOTHER!

Balista: ALRIGHT TIME TO CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!

Balista: (enters Lucky's) hey do you guys have turkey

Cashier: (its not thanksgiving its the 27th lol) nope.

Balista: FAK! BETTER FIND ONE SOMEWHERE.. and i know where to go.. to TURKEY!

Balista: (arrives at Turkey) HEY LOOK A TURKEY! I KNEW THEY CELEBRATE TURKEY DAY!

Turkey: you won't beet me.

Balista: HOLY DRAGO IT CAN TALK TOO! so how can i get you and cook you.

Turkey: FITE ME BISH!

Balista: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Jerry: (flies) Battle begin

Balista: Ohai jerry. oh wait. LISTA KICK! (kicks turkey)

Turkey: Ow.. uh.. SUPERMEGACOMBOTURKEYCOMBO! (smacks Balista and makes him really damaged)

Balista: BALISTACANNON GO! (fires and knocks the turkey out)

Balista: YUSA! TIME TO BEAT HIM!

Announcer: FINISH HIM!

Balista: Oka..

Announcer: FINISH HIM!

Balista: Whate..

Announcer: FINISH HIM!

Balista: uh..

Announcer: FINISH HI...

Balista: WILL YOU SHUT THE **** UP!

Announcer: Fini..

Balista: (kills announcer) finally.. HEY WAIT THAT ANNOUNCER IS MEXICAN DRAGO! YOU WANTED TO BE IN THIS EPISODE TOO?

Turkey: Time too..

Balista: Nope! (punches and defeats the turkey)

Turkey: ugh whatever... you can have me for dinner. JK! (teleports)

Balista: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!! well time to try again..

(several failed attempts later)

Balista: (opens door) I'm back... with no turkey..

Drags: We've been waiting for you.

Balista: But we have no turkey im sorry

Drags: Um its okay.. because we got the turkey back..

Balista: VUT! HOW?

Drags: Flashbacky time! 

(flashback begins)

Leoness: (demonic voice) I AM GOING TO KILL WHOEVER STOLE OUR TURKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (chases old man and destroys him and takes back turkey)

(flashback ends)

Balista: LEONESS WAS FINALLY USEFUL FOR ONCE?

Drags: Eeyup.

Balista: meh whatever. LETS EAT!

Falco: Guys, theres a HUGE BEANSTALK OVER THERE!

Drags: HOLY DRAGO! Your right.. FOR ONCE FAILCO!

Falco: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO CALL ME THAT!

Balista: Okay chicken.

Falco: Eff this (walks away)

Balista: Your glad I have Jerry. JERRY DINNER TIME EAT THAT BEANSTALK AND STEAL THOSE GOLDEN EGGS!

Jerry: :D (runs to beanstalk and throws the giant into The Giants (baseball team) stadium)

Random Kid: OMG! THE GIANTS ARE ACTUALLY GIANTS!

(back at Zie's house)

Jerry: (eats all the beanstalk) yum. c:

Balista: OKAY ITS DINNER TIME!

Falco: WOOT

Leoness: (demonic voice) FOOD!! FOOD!!!! HUNGETY!!#!@#@!I#ETIewktgljwrklwrjktlrejtgklrejgksrhjkvgrbwli3bgtlreygbageldskfhdslkfhadjkfh kljfhadsjkfhadskwalrusddgkdfjadslkf

Everyone: O.o

Everyone: Lets dig in! (eats food and episode ends)

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Next Episode: Last Black Friday NightEdit

ITS TOTALLY NOT A RIP OFF OF REBECCA BLACK WHO IS NOT APPEARING IN THIS EPISODE.

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