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SWENDER STAHP

swender wat u doinEdit

Balista: HOLY DRAGO... I'm sweepy... goodnight (shuts lights)

Leoness: Balista... BALISTA!

Balista: WHAT THE EFF DO YOU WANT (smack bat at Leoness)

Leoness: Ouch, um... I want some water.

Balista: GO GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY BUM!

Leoness: I'm scared.

Balista: of?

Leoness: The dark.

Balista: turn on the lights then.

Leoness: and the light.

Balista: You idiot whatever.

Balista: (walks downstairs)

(doorbell rings)

Balista: Hmm? MUST BE PIZZA DELIVERY GUY!

Balista: Hey ladies how's it going? Wanna zapdos popcorns and watch a movie?

Female Bakugan: .-.

Balista: whats da matta.

Female Bakugan: (slap Balista)

Balista: FOREVERSINGLE

Balista: Hey who are you

?:

Balista: You must be the pizza delivery guy!

Pizza Deliver Guy: ...

Balista: Oh your name is Slenderman.

Balista: NICE NAME

Mexican Drago: Weeeee

Balista: HEY SHADDUP YOU DRAGO I'M TALKING HERE!

Slenderman: ...

Balista: Here's the money.

Slenderman: (hands the money back)

Balista: YOUR LETTING ME GET PIZZA FO FREE?

Slenderman: (nods)

Balista: FO FREE?

Slenderman: (nods)

Balista: FO FREE?

Slenderman: (nods)

Balista: FO FREEEEEE?

Slenderman: (nods)

Balista: FO..

Kanye West: IMA LET YOU FINISH BUT..

Balista: SHUT UP! (fires balistacannon and hits Kanye to somewhere else)

Jerry: (attacks Slenderman)

Slenderman: (trys to knock Jerry off his arm)

Balista: Jerry, stahp (pulls Jerry off Slenders hand)

Balista: WE'RE GONA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS SLENDER BUDDY! SO I MADE A SONG!

Balista: ME AND MY FRIEND SLENDERMAN

Balista: HE'S MY BEEESSTEST FRIEND OF BESTEST WORLD THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS AND THIS IS NOT A RIPOFF OF MILEY CYRUS' SONG BECAUSE I SMACKED HER TO THE MOON AND STUFF.

Balista: MY BEST FRIEND SLENDER

Balista: I TAUGHT HIM HOW TO MAKE A SANDWICH

Balista: HE SCARES EVERYONE HE MEEEEEEEEETS

Balista: HE HAS A UKELELE COLLECTION

Balista: HE EVEN SHOWED ME HOW TO PLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Balista: MY BEST FRIEND SLENDER

Balista: HE TRIES TO MUCH TO EAT ICE CREAM, SO I HELP HIM OUT, BUT HE DOESN'T EAT IT YEEEEEEEE

Balista: SLENDER LETS SING A DUET

Slenderman: (oprah voice) MY FRIEND IS THE BEST FRIEND IN THE WOOOOOOOOOOOORLD!

Balista: SLENDER YOU CAN TALK! OH EM GEE! WE CAN TALK ABOUT FULL HOUSE AND STUFF!

Balista: WE CAN WATCH THE BAKUTECH EPISODES!

Balista: THIS FRIENDSHIP WILL LAST FOREVERLISTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Balista: BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDS!

Slenderman/Balista: BEST FRIENDSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Drags: I see you made a friend.

Falco: HOLY SHET! ITS SLENDER! (hides)

Balista: wahtsdamatta Falco, YOU EEVEN MORE CHICKEN?

Falco: I'm no chicken... Slenderman is dangerous, he is scary and will kill you.

Drags: Stahp acting weird, he is Balista's BEST friend dude.

Balista: Drags why are you talking to those little ladies over there?

Drags: ._. because I teach Yoga?

Balista: HOLY DRAGO YOU DO? HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHADERPAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHALAKAZAMHAHAHAHABRA!

Drags: You would be surprised how much i get paid.

Balista: How much? 1 penny? HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHALAKAZAM!

Drags: One billion BakuDollars.

Balista: HOLY FREAKING DRAGO! THATS AWESOME! LET ME AND MY BEST FRIEND SLENDERMAN TRY!

Drags: Okay each of you go to one mat.

Slenderman: (nods)

Balista: WOO THIS GONNA BE LEET!

(several hours later)

Balista: HOLY MOTHEREFFIN DRAGO THIS HURTS AND IS HARD LIKE DRAGO!

Slenderman: (does everything Drags says with no problem or injury)

Drags: I'd like you to congradulate Slenderman ladies, and Balista, he is the best Yoga person evar!

Ladies: (claps)

Balista: YEAH GO!

Jerry: (plays with yarn)


Balista: (wakes up and yawns)

Slenderman: ...

Balista: HOLY FREAKING DRAGO! oh hi Slender.

Slender: (waves hi)

Balista: So ready to go to Chuck E Norris?

(Chuck E. Norris, YOU DON'T PLAY FOR FUN, YOU LIVE THE FUN!)

Balista: Love that slogan, better than Chuck E. Cheeses.

Balista: Lets get out of here (opens door but fails)

Balista: Um wtf? The door won't open...

Slenderman: (maniacal laugh)

Balista: SLENDER WAT ARE YOU DOING.... SLENDER.. STAHP!

Falco: (breaks open door) COPS! ITS THE CRIMINAL SLENDER! HIS KILLING DAYS AND SCARING DAYS ARE OVER!

Balista: O.O SLENDER IS A CRIMINAL AND KILLER? AHHHHH!

Slenderman: (mutates arms into hammer and chainsaw)

Falco: HOLY DRAGO! SINCE WHEN COULD HE DO THAT?

Slenderman: (attempts to hammer Balista)

(Drags who rides Jerry saves Balista)

Jerry: Balista!

Drags: You okay dude?

Balista: Fine, I'm so mad at Slender, THAT I'M ABOUT TO GO INTO ANGRYLISTA! PREPARE TO GET WHAT YOU DESERVE NON-BEST FRIEND! (grabs Balistacannon)

Falco: EVERYBODY BACK AWAY!

Justin Bieber: I made a new song guys! (walks in Balista's room)

Balista: REVENGEEEEE!! (Shoots and destroys Justin Bieber and Slenderman)

Balista: It.. is done...

Drags: We should have a funeral...

Drags: Are you crying Balista?

Balista: HECK TO THE DRAGO NO! THESE ARE TEARS OF LISTA JOY! I HATE SLENDERMAN! OF COURSE I KNOW HE IS A SCARY GUY SO I TRIED TO BE NICE SO HE WOULDN'T DO THAT TO ME AND NOT CRY!

Falco: ._.

Cops: Well Slender is gone anyway, Case closed.

Drags: You still my best friend right Balista?

Balista: NO WAY!

Drags: What? Do you mean it?

Balista: Just kidding (trollface)

Drags: Oh Balista... (laughs)

Falco: c:

(meanwhile in the closet)

Leoness: Guys? is that you? Ohai Slenderman.

Slenderman: (waves hi)

Leoness: Did the lights just turn off? O.o

Slenderman: (laughs)

Leoness: Slender o.o

Leoness: OH DRAGO NO! AHHH

(end)

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