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THE GAME BEGINS

jerry has aspecial message he says hiEdit

Balista: Mommalista, I don't wanna go to college

Mommalista: What are you saying you have to go to college.

Balista: But I want to buy... JUNK FOOD

Mommalista: You gotta go to college then/

Balista: No

Mommalista: Yes.

Balista: NO!

Mommalista: YOUR GOING!

Balista: NO WAY! (Shoots Mommalista)

Zie: HEY! THAT WASN'T IN THE EPISODE! TROLLISTA!

Balista: (trollface)

Now back to our scheduled program


(Balista recieves a letter from this weird guy with a mushroom hat)

Balista: Hmm, a letter. Lets read. (reads letter)

Dear Bowser,

Mario has kidnapped me, he is forcing me to become his girlfriend, SAVE MEH

-Thanks, Your Mom Peach

Balista: DAFUQ IS THIS? A FAT MEXICAN, I MEAN ITALIAN PLUMBER KIDNAPPED A PRINCESS THAT NEEDS TO BE SAVED BY AN EVER FATTER DINOSAUR TURTLE?

Toad: Whoops, wrong mail.

Balista: Idiot, (slaps Toad)

Toad: Ouch, heres the mail.

Balista: OMG! THE GAME OF TROLLS! I'VE BEEN INVITED TO JOIN IT! OHMEGERD YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! THIS CALLS FOR A TROLL!

Balista: I've been waiting to use this one (presses self-destruct button)

(Balista's house explodes)

Dadlista: BALISTA! YOU SON OF A DRAGO! YOUR IN TROUBLE NOW!

Balista: (trollface)

Dadlista: NOW YOU WON'T GET THE WII U!

Balista: Already have 100 of them.

Dadlista: How..?

Balista: FLASHBACK TIME!

(flashback begins)

Balista: LETS GO GET THE WII U RIGHT NOW!

Guard: HEY STOP! YOU CAN'T GO IN THERE!

Balista: I know you watch General Hospital and cry all the time and even recorded it today.

Guards: WHO TOLD YOU THAT? AHHHH!!! (Explodes)

Balista: (trollface)

Balista: WHOA! SO THIS IS HOW THEY MAKE CONSOLES... WITH... Toads? WTF

Reggie: Hey, your not supossed to be here, nobody should know our secret.

Balista: Hmm, hey Reggie wanna play some Wii Fit?

Reggie: YES I DO MY BODY IS SOOOOOO READY!

Mexican Drago: HOLA SENIOR!

Balista: HEY YOUR SUPOSSED TO BE DEAD! (shoots Mexican Drago)

Balista: OMG WII U! I'M GOING TO USE U ALL!

(flashback end)

Balista: And thats how Vestroia was born.

Dadlista: Nice story you got there, but your still in trouble.

Balista: Hey dad I got invited to enter the Game Of Trolls

Dadlista: OK TROUBLE OFF! YOU GO BALISTA!

Balista: IKR!


(Balista runs in with a skateboard and throws it at Leoness)

Leoness: AH! YOU SON OF A DRAGO! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

Balista: Cuz your dumb, (trollface)

Drags: What happened Balista.

Falco: Do you have another skateboard, cause I don't want to be hit by one.

Balista: As a matter of fact, I DO! (throws skateboard and knocks Falco back)

Falco: Ugh, obviously.

Balista: ANYLISTA! Ahem.

Balista: The Game Of Trolls is coming Drags!

Drags: OMG! AWESOME! Wait, whats that.

Balista: ITS a survival contest, full of people who troll in order to win.

Drags: AWESOMESAUCE!

Balista: Yeah, lets go sign up!

Drags: Alright.

Falco: Can I go?

Balista: No.

Falco: GOD DAYM

Leoness: Me too?

Balista: No you can come.

Leoness: c:

Balista: KTHXDAI CHICKEN

(balista slams door)

Falco: I'm NOT A CHICKEN!


Sign Up Lady: Ok so you 3 would like to sign up?

Leoness/Balista/Drags: Yes!

Sign Up Lady: TOO BAD! NOBODY ENTERS! (trollface)

Balista: HOW DARE YOU THATS MEH THING!

Drags: Please.

Sign Up Lady: Nobody signs up unless they beat me.

Drags: What we gotta do then?

Leoness: I hope it's easy.

Sign Up Lady: (pulls of businesswoman outfit and reveals a disco girl outfit)

Sign Up Lady: YOU GOTTA BEAT ME IN DANCE DANCE BAKUGAN REVOLUTION 3!

Balista: OH ITS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!

Drags: SHOW ME YOUR MOVES!

Leoness: YOUR TOO SLOW!

Balista: (slaps Leoness) NO MORE REFERENCES!

(fourth wall breaks)

Balista: F***, guess its time to use the EPICWALLOFMEGAACIDBERSERKWALLNESSBARRIER!

Drags: OHGODLONGNAMEAGAIN, hey I didn't say that last time, LONG NAMES!

Lady: Shall we start now?

Balista: Heck yeeee!

(Dance Dance Bakugan Revolution plays Baby by Justin Bieber)

Balista: OH GOD NO! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WAS DANCE DANCE BAKUGAN REVOLUTION!

Lady: QRONG! (trollface) ITS DANCE DANCE JUSTIN BIEBER REVOLUTION!

Drags: I HATE THAT GAME!

Leoness: I LOVE BIEBER!

Balista: Oh god he likes Bieber... least he doesn't sing that in the bathroom... OH WAIT HE DOES

Drags: Challenge accepted.

Balista: Uh, uh, HOW DO I DO THIS?!

(Drags and Balista are getting everything wrong while Leoness and the Lady get everything right)

Drags: I'm done...

Balista: NO! DRAGS! YOU CAN'T DO YOU KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THIS IS! WE HAVE TO WIN THIS!

Drags: Nah, (sleeps)

Balista: GUESS I GOTTA USE MY LISTA MOVES THAT GREAT GREAT GRANDPALISTA TAUGHT MEH! a cha cha cha cha cha, oh god I'm done too. (sleeps)

Leoness: I GOTTA WIN THIS! SO DRAGS AND BALISTA WILL RESPECT ME! (dances fast)

Lady: ITS MAKE MY MOMMAS PROUD TIME!

Meta Dragonoid: I LOVE MY MOM..

Lady: (kicks Meta Dragonoid out of the way) NOT NOW!

Leoness: YES I'M BEATING HER!

Reggie: NOT FOR LONG! MY BODY IS READY! (dances so fast that Reggie instantly surpasses both the Lady and Leoness' scores)

Leoness: Hmm, REGGIE GO PLAY WII FIT!

Reggie: Not gonna fall of that.

Lady: Ugh, I'm out (sleeps)

Leoness: If I don't win... REGGIE YOU INTERUPTED US SO YOUR NOT IN GAME!

Reggie: I'm using Balistas place, muahahaha.

Leoness: Go play Wii Fit U!

Reggie: OH GOD YES MY BODY IS READY (flys away and breaks the roof)

Lady: Ugh whatever you guys win.

Drags: WOOT!

Balista: YE!

Reggie Head: Not so fast...

Shigeru Miyamoto Head: Hehehe! Pac-Man ftw!

Satoru Iwata Head: Yee! LETS GO PLAY SOME WII U!

All Heads; YE! (flys away and breaks the sky)

Balista: THE SKY IS FALLING.. AND RAINING CHICKENS! NO WAIT! ITS RAINING SCOOTALOOS!

Drags: So he did become a chicken after all.

Balista: (puts huge basket on head) QUICK! CATCH THE SCOOTALOOS! WE GET POINTS!

Drags: YUSA! ITS GAMING TIME!

Balista: Their gone.. HEY WAIT ONE MORE CHICKEN IS COMING! Oh wait thats Falco.

Falco: I'M NO CHICKEN D:

Lady: Thanks for saving me, you 4 can enter.

Balista: FUUUUUUUU ONLY ME AND DRAGS WERE GOING TO ENTER!

Leoness/Falco: c:

Balista: K lets go.


(THE NEXT DAY)

Balista: ITS TIME FOR THE GAME OF TROLLS WOOHOO!

Drags: YEAH!

Falco: Woop woop

Leoness: I LOVE YOU

(everyone stares at Leoness)

Leoness: Joking.. >.>

Balista: Hey look its a bird thats not flapping its wings! Wait, thats a plane! STOLEN FROM THE MITLITARY! Like i care.

Drags: Hey isn't those the...

Balista: OH MY FAKING GOD ITS THE CARE BEARS!

Red Care Bear: GIMME YOUR MONEY OR DIE!

Balista: I don't really care so let me use my Bazookalista and destroy you all.

Yellow Care Bear: YAY!

Balista: (destroys care bears and plane)

Police: Congrats Balista, we've been hunting those Care Bears down, but you killed them, but we were giving the person who caught them 1 million dollars.

Balista: Yay!

Police: But you killed them, so you owe us 500,000 dollas.

Balista: DAM!

Police: Oh and the plane worth 500,000 dollas too, so basically no reward.

Balista: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Oh well.

Announcer: OKAY! EVERYBAKUGAN READY?

All Competitors: YEAH!

Announcer: LET THE GAMES BEGIN!

Balista: I'm gonna win this!

(end)

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Next Episode: The Lista GamesEdit

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