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Episode 10: Live And Let Leoness

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IM GUNNA GET YOU DIRTY DAN

IM DIRTY DAN episodesEdit

(rain pours on Leoness)

Leoness: Hmmm

Zie: (writing) OH SHUT THE **** UP DOG! I'M TRYING TO WRITE THE EPISODE!

(fourth wall breaks)

Balista: Ba dum tss.

Leoness: Did I just hear something? Nah.

Leoness: It's been, about 1 hour since they kicked me out, and I'm soooooo hungry, I could eat a bear.

Hugger Doguma: OMG NOOOOOO!! (Runs)

Leoness: ITS AN EXPRESSION!

Leoness: I guess I will go into that cafe. I have nothing else to do, I have no life. I'M FOREVER ALONE

(Leoness enters cafe)

MDrago: Hola senior, my name is DRAGJDEJWRKDFGJS, but my friends call me Mexican Drago.

Leoness: Kewl name.

Mexican Drago: I KNOW RIGHT?

Mexican Drago: Anyway, what would you like.

Leoness: I don't have any BakuDollars.

Mexican Drago: Oh no BakuDollahs? Well I can still sing you this song.

Leoness: Okie.

Mexican Drago: ALRIGHTY! LETS GO MARIACHI DRAGOS!

Mariachi Drago 1: Si!

Mariachi Drago 2: Pi!

Mariachi Drago 3: Hola.

Mexican Drago: THIS IS MEHICA CAFEA

(Mariachis sing and play)

Mexican Drago: WE SERVE ALL OF YER DELIGHTS

Leoness: :D

Mexican Drago: WE GIVE TACOS, TACOS, TACOS, TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TA-TACOS TO EVERY CUSTOMER WITH DELIGHT

Leoness: REALLY? I WANT ONE :D

Mexican Drago: No you have no moneya.

Leoness: D:

Mexican Drago: DO YOU WANTA COFFEE! IT WILL MAKE YOU LIGHT UP LIKE A MEXICAN GLOTRONOID.

Leoness: Holy Drago o.o

Mexican Drago: CHILI! CHILI! IT MAKES CYCLOID FARTY!

Cycloid: HEY!

Mexican Drago: BUT WE ARE JUST MAKING A JOKE! HO HO HO!

Mexican Drago: And.... thats the song... Hola!

Leoness: Naice song.

Mexican Drago: I know right!

Leoness: I'll be going.

Mexican Drago: Oh... you can't go senior.

Leoness: Why?

Mexican Drago: I'm afraid you are coming with us, your done for now.

(something walks in)

Blast Dragonoid: Muahahahaha, fooled you little wittle lion, NOW TO GET YOUR OTHER FRIENDS!

Leoness: Meh, their not my friends anymore.

Blast Dragonoid: TOO BAD! MARIACHIS! DEAL WITH THIS FOOL!

Mariachi Drago 1: (brings out cannon) Your done for! (shoots)

Leoness: OH NO! (Dodges)

Leoness: I GOTTA UNLEASH MY ROAR! (roars like a pathetic kitten)

Mariachi Drago's: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAAAA! (explodes)

Mexican Drago: O.o OTHER MARIACHI DRAGOS! DO IT FOR PAPA!

Mariachi Drago's: FOR PAPA!

Random Mariachi Drago: I LOVE MY PAPA!

Meta Dragonoid: I LOVE MY MOMMA! WRECK IT RALPH WAS AWESOME! IN THE END RALPH MAR..

Blast Dragonoid: (destroys Meta Dragonoid) I HATE SPOILERS!

Mariachi Drago's: CHARGE!

(cafe window breaks)

(Balista, Drags, and Falco enter with army like clothing)

Balista: TIME TO KICK SOME GRASS!

Drags: PREPARE TO DIE!

Falco: WE'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS!

Blast Dragonoid: MWHAAHAHA! THEY'RE ALL HERE!

Blast Dragonoid: MARIACHI DRAGOS ATTACK!

Balista: CHARGE! AND THIS CALLS FOR ANOTHER SONG! FIRE UP THE SUPERAWESOMEMEGABOOMBOOMBOOMYBOXOFTERROR BUTLERLISTA!

Butlerlista: Yes sir.

(Butlerlista turns on Boom Box)

Balista: IT'S AN EPIC BATTLE OF EPIC PEEPS, VERSUS THE MARIACHI DRAGOS

Balista: LEAD BY THEIR MEXICAN DRAGO LEADERRRRRRRRRRRRR

Balista: WE GOT OUR STOOF, WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS BIG

Balista: A BIG FIGHT THAT IS, SO.....

?: GET CRAZY CRAZY CRAZY!

Zie: (writing) SHUT YOUR ONE DIRECTION MUSIC UP RANDOM HOUSE! I'M TRYING TO WRITE THE EPISODE!

Balista: SO.... THE FOURTH WALL WAS BROKEN! THIS IS SO SERIOUS!

Balista: BUT WE GOT TO KICK SOME ARSE WITH OUR HOOFS. woops I mean BAKUGAN POWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Balista: WE'RE GONNA WIN! AND GET THAT LITTLE LION!

Balista: HE STILL OWES US A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Falco: KICKIN IT AT ALL THE PEEPS (smacks Mariachi Drago's)

Drags: BURNING IT UP AT EM! (breathes fire and destroys few Mariachi Drago's)

Balista: WE USE OUR POWER AND BEAT THOSE MARAICHIS, AND FINALLY KNOCK THAT MEXICAN DRAGO OUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!

Leoness: But now the battles over, are we still friends.

Balista: Wait, HE'S BACK UP AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN (rock music)

Balista: Not for long so I can stop this song, BOMBS AWAY! GO BALISTACANNON!

Balistacannon: (fires and destroys the cafe)

Balista c:

Leoness: Ow.

Falco: lul.

Drags: EPIC!

Balista: Now let's go home guys, and Leoness you better make your famous chili or your kicked out FOREVERS.

Leoness: Eh, better than nothing.

Balista: Good.

(the 4 friends leave the destroyed cafe)

Random Mariachi Drago: So these four amigos leave.... to eat that lions chily... it will be sooooo good... Ohle!

Balista: SHUT UP! (kicks Mariachi Drago somewhere else)

(meanwhile)

Blast Dragonoid: I failed Commander J.

J: Don't worry, the Troll Games are coming up, they won't know what hit them.

Blast Dragonoid: So are you entering...

J: Of course I am... Muahahahaha

Blast Dragonoid & J: MWAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!

(end)

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The poll was created at 01:28 on November 3, 2012, and so far 4 people voted.

Next Episode: Game Of TrollsEdit

Serious business bout to go down peeps.

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