Zie) I'm going as Vinyl Scratch! I'm going to fire this Bass Cannon at all people who give us suckish treats >:D
Nexus) I'm going as Sonic! :D
- Meanwhile, in Sonic Team Headquaters*
Worker 1) Where did we go wrong? There was Sonics 1 2 and 3, those were the best ones!
Worker 2) *Extremly drunk* WHAT THE F*CK IS A SONIC?!
- Back to the plot relevant location*
Nintendocan) I'm going as Link! Wait, I have to be mute! ...........
Val) I'm going as Vegeta, just incase, I brought extra scouters :3 *Crushes one*
DF) I'm Yugi! I SUMMON EXODIA, THE GOD-MODDER OF THIS ENTIRE GAME INTO ATTACK MODE!
Wolf) I'm being Sheamus, Imma piledrive people after they got shot with Zie's Bass Cannon =3
C22) Well i'm Revolver Ocel- *Le cut off*
Nexus) Are you some Non-Plot-Character in Metal Gear Solid?
Zie) Are you a soviet cowboy?
Austin) *Comes out of nowhere, with a Russian Accent* HOWDY HOWDY!
Nintendocan) Are you... Sean Schemmel?
C22) Ok, that was completly random, I'm Revolver Ocelo- *Cut off again*
Wolf) I BET YOU'RE A POKEMON TRAINER!
C22) No I'm not a Pokemon Trai-
Nexus) I can't believe we didn't figure it out!
DF) I HEREBY DECLARE C22 IS A POKEMON TRAINER!
Val) Nice Pokemon Trainer costume dude!
- Meanwhile, in the TARDIS*
Dr. Who) Fifth, don't let me eat pears, I hate pears. I don't want to wake up 3 months from now with the taste of pears in my mouth.
Martha) SCREW YOU, WHO! *Throws Potatos at Who*
Potatos) How are you holding up? Because I am a potato.
Dr. Who) NO! I HATE THOSE TOO! *Spontaniously combusts*
- In the streets of Whoberville*
Val) What's this box doing here?
Box) *Moves out of the way*
C22) Oh, it's just a box, let it roam.
Random Russian Aircraft Pilot) IT'S ZE MURDEROUS BOX THAT HAUNTED US DURING ZE COLD WAR! KEEL ZIT!
Snake) *Puts radio to ear, while under the box* Sigint, I have successfully infiltrated Whoberville an-
Sigint) Snake! INCOMING NAPALM STRIKE! DO A BARREL ROLL GOD D*MNIT!
Snake) OK! *Barrel rolls out of the box, but gets hit by the napalm strike*
Major Zero) Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!
Wolf) FIRE! BURN! BUUUUUUUUURN!
Val) *looks at wolf* O.O *backs away*
Trollista) *Teenage girl voice* Ohai gaiiiz, this is totally fabulous! Imma steal all your candy now, kthxbai. *steals all the candy, from everything*
Zie) WE HAVE TO STOP HIM! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BASS CANNON! *Wheels a guitar amp in, presses a button, the guitar amp reveals a powerful musical laser that plays Party Rock Anthem*
Bass Cannon) Party Rock it in the hoooooooooooooouse tooooooooooonight,
Nintendo) RAVE PARTY! O.O I HAVE TO BE MUTE! *Duct tapes mouth shut*
Nexus) I'm GOING SUPER SAIYAN RIP OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *5 hours later*
C22) Great, while Nexus was failing at charging up, Trollista got away!
DF) WE NEED TO CATCH UP! To the Darkus mobile!
- They all get into the Darkus Mobile*
All) Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh D-F!
- On the news*
Joe) And there were no survivors. Now over to Barabra, who apparently says there's a giant annoyance attack downtown. Let's all shun her though, we know how much of a nutcase she is :P
C22) Haha, Barabra is a nutcase :3 *shoots revolver at a random phone booth, it bounces off stuff and hits Barabra*
- They all get out of the Darkus Mobile*
C22) I got this. *shoots at a completly random spot, it bounces off stuff, but doesn't hit Trollista, but instead hits the only guy with a weapon capable of stopping Trollista* Whoops.
Nexus) WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES! WE NEED TO MAKE THE FRIENDSHIP MEGAZORD!
DF) NO! WE NEED TO FORM VOLTRON!
Wolf) Can't we just burn him? =L
Nintendo) MHHMMHJHJMHMHGRTG! (Translation: I JUST SAY WE FORM VOLTRON!)
C22) Voltron it is!
- All get inside a Voltron Lion*
C22) FORM LEGS AND BODY!
- The Black lion makes the body, the blue and yellow ones make the legs*
C22) FORM ARMS!
- The Red and Green Lions make the arms*
C22) AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!
- The Black Lion's mouth opens up, revealing the cockpit*
- DF gets in the red lion, Zie gets in the green one, Nexus gets in Blue, Nintendo gets in the yellow, and C22 gets in the black*
All) LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!
Wolf and Val) WHY AREN'T WE IN IT?!
Trollista) Cause you aren't Plot relevant characters! *Troll Face*
Wolf and Val) WE SO ARE!
Zie) LET'S CRANK THE BASS UP TO 11! *Multiple Bass Cannons fire from the green lion*
Trollista) RAVE PARTY! *Un affected*
Nintendocan) ..... *Fires a huge triforce from the yellow lion*
Trollista) Spahkley... *Still unnafected*
- Meanwhile, in the Lylat System*
Peppy) Fox! Incoming missiles! Do a barrel roll!
Fantastic Mr. Star Fox) Why? I can't Barrel roll away from who I am.
Narrator) Fantastic Mr. Star Fox. Coming to theaters this Trollsmas. The New York Times says, "It was based on a video game."
- Back in Whoberville*
C22) EVERYTHING WE TRIED FAILED HORRIBLY! Time to form the ULTIMATE BLAZING SWORD!
- Voltron gets a huge sword*
C22) ACTIVATE KINECT UNIT!
- A Xbox 360 Kinect that's synched to the ultimate blazing sword comes up*
C22) MICROSOFT ZORD POWER DISC, ACTIVATE! *spins a disk with the microsoft logo on it*
DF) We're Doomed! We all know how bad C22 is at Kinect!
Nexus) ABANDON SHIP! *Looks for the eject button*
C22) *Waves arms around randomly*
Trollista) I'm TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE! NUUUU! *shrinks down to human size*
C22) *Jumps out of the Voltron*
- Everything pauses*
- Rainbow Dash walks in*
Rainbow Dash) Sup Everypony? For maximum Awesomeness, Swagness, and Radicalness, Helios suggests that you play one of these 3 songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mll2EwvxnrM Rawk Hawk's theme from Paper Mario, I love the beat and it's high action will keep you wanted to read! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8 Encounter from Metal Gear Solid, this is extremly suspenseful and has an awesome melody. Lastly, and certainly not the least Swag, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_g8NZr1tA The Theme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Good song. Awesome music :3. You can now go back to your reading everypony! *Sonic Rainbooms away*
C22) You're words of power will not work on me! I CAN TURN THEM AGAINST YOU! BEHOLD! MUSTARD JAR!
Trollista) *Is knocked back by the sheer force of the trolling* IMPOSSIBRU!
Wolf) Hehe, that was Nexus' line :3
C22) *Shtabs Trollista with the Master Sword*
Trollista) *Is being sucked into the Dark Realm (AKA: Doom Dimension)* AS LONG AS THE TRIFORCE OF TROLLING IS ON MY HAND, I WILL COME BACK AND TROLL YOU'RE ANCESTORS!
Zie) And that's how Equestria was made :D
Nexus) We got the candy back!
C22: Everyone finally figured out he was Revolver Ocelot, not a Pokemon Trainer... After 5 months
Nintendo: Forgot how to speak after being mute for large amounts of time of being Link
Nexus: Went to Sonic Team Headquaters and did a total reform there.
Wolf: Made it into the WWE for realzies but got pwned by the real Sheamus
Zie: Made a magical portal into Equestria. World gets over run with ponies
DF: Figured out that meaning of life is Indeed 42
Val: Became the pyro in TF2
Snake: Died, but his clone, Solid Snake avenged him
Sigint: Became a weapons desinger for the U.S Military
Major Zero: Continued to be extremly british
Worker 1: Finally made a good Sonic game.
Worker 2: Is in jail for drug abuse.
Joe: Got demoted to office mail man and went to the island of Lilliputia
Barabra: Died awesomely
Random Russian Air Force Pilot: Got killed by Solid Snake.
Rainbow Dash: Continued to be Swag and joined the Wonderbolts
Trollista: Got bored out of his mind in the Doom Dimension
Narrator: Narrated several other movies and got fired.
Fantastic Mr Star Fox: Finally decided to go back into Airwing Piloting after hearing, "Can't let you quit that Starfox"
Peppy: Became old and unable to pilot Arwings without throwing up every 4 seconds
Austin: Continued to be Texan and had Afternoon Tea with Major Zero
Dr.Who: Got Stuck in the TARDIS for a couple days
Potatos: Made it into Portal 3 and completly annoyed Chell.
Martha: Got fired from the role of the Doctor's Assistant