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Zie) I'm going as Vinyl Scratch! I'm going to fire this Bass Cannon at all people who give us suckish treats >:D

Nexus) I'm going as Sonic! :D

  • Meanwhile, in Sonic Team Headquaters*

Worker 1) Where did we go wrong? There was Sonics 1 2 and 3, those were the best ones!

Worker 2) *Extremly drunk* WHAT THE F*CK IS A SONIC?!

  • Back to the plot relevant location*

Nintendocan) I'm going as Link! Wait, I have to be mute! ...........

Val) I'm going as Vegeta, just incase, I brought extra scouters :3 *Crushes one*

DF) I'm Yugi! I SUMMON EXODIA, THE GOD-MODDER OF THIS ENTIRE GAME INTO ATTACK MODE!

Wolf) I'm being Sheamus, Imma piledrive people after they got shot with Zie's Bass Cannon =3

C22) Well i'm Revolver Ocel- *Le cut off*

Nexus) Are you some Non-Plot-Character in Metal Gear Solid?

C22) No.

Zie) Are you a soviet cowboy?

Austin) *Comes out of nowhere, with a Russian Accent* HOWDY HOWDY!

C22) Eenope.

Nintendocan) Are you... Sean Schemmel?

C22) Ok, that was completly random, I'm Revolver Ocelo- *Cut off again*

Wolf) I BET YOU'RE A POKEMON TRAINER!

C22) No I'm not a Pokemon Trai-

Nexus) I can't believe we didn't figure it out!

DF) I HEREBY DECLARE C22 IS A POKEMON TRAINER!

Val) Nice Pokemon Trainer costume dude!

  • Meanwhile, in the TARDIS*

Dr. Who) Fifth, don't let me eat pears, I hate pears. I don't want to wake up 3 months from now with the taste of pears in my mouth.

Martha) SCREW YOU, WHO! *Throws Potatos at Who*

Potatos) How are you holding up? Because I am a potato.

Dr. Who) NO! I HATE THOSE TOO! *Spontaniously combusts*

  • In the streets of Whoberville*

Val) What's this box doing here?

Box) *Moves out of the way*

C22) Oh, it's just a box, let it roam.

Random Russian Aircraft Pilot) IT'S ZE MURDEROUS BOX THAT HAUNTED US DURING ZE COLD WAR! KEEL ZIT!

Snake) *Puts radio to ear, while under the box* Sigint, I have successfully infiltrated Whoberville an-

Sigint) Snake! INCOMING NAPALM STRIKE! DO A BARREL ROLL GOD D*MNIT!

Snake) OK! *Barrel rolls out of the box, but gets hit by the napalm strike*

Major Zero) Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!

Wolf) FIRE! BURN! BUUUUUUUUURN!

Val) *looks at wolf* O.O *backs away*

Trollista) *Teenage girl voice* Ohai gaiiiz, this is totally fabulous! Imma steal all your candy now, kthxbai. *steals all the candy, from everything*

Zie) WE HAVE TO STOP HIM! TIME TO BREAK OUT THE BASS CANNON! *Wheels a guitar amp in, presses a button, the guitar amp reveals a powerful musical laser that plays Party Rock Anthem*

Bass Cannon) Party Rock it in the hoooooooooooooouse tooooooooooonight,

Nintendo) RAVE PARTY! O.O I HAVE TO BE MUTE! *Duct tapes mouth shut*

Nexus) I'm GOING SUPER SAIYAN RIP OFF! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *5 hours later*

C22) Great, while Nexus was failing at charging up, Trollista got away!

DF) WE NEED TO CATCH UP! To the Darkus mobile!

  • They all get into the Darkus Mobile*

All) Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh D-F!

  • On the news*

Joe) And there were no survivors. Now over to Barabra, who apparently says there's a giant annoyance attack downtown. Let's all shun her though, we know how much of a nutcase she is :P

C22) Haha, Barabra is a nutcase :3 *shoots revolver at a random phone booth, it bounces off stuff and hits Barabra*

  • They all get out of the Darkus Mobile*

C22) I got this. *shoots at a completly random spot, it bounces off stuff, but doesn't hit Trollista, but instead hits the only guy with a weapon capable of stopping Trollista* Whoops.

Nexus) WE NEED TO JOIN FORCES! WE NEED TO MAKE THE FRIENDSHIP MEGAZORD!

DF) NO! WE NEED TO FORM VOLTRON!

Wolf) Can't we just burn him? =L

Nintendo) MHHMMHJHJMHMHGRTG! (Translation: I JUST SAY WE FORM VOLTRON!)

C22) Voltron it is!

  • All get inside a Voltron Lion*

C22) FORM LEGS AND BODY!

  • The Black lion makes the body, the blue and yellow ones make the legs*

C22) FORM ARMS!

  • The Red and Green Lions make the arms*

C22) AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!

  • The Black Lion's mouth opens up, revealing the cockpit*
  • DF gets in the red lion, Zie gets in the green one, Nexus gets in Blue, Nintendo gets in the yellow, and C22 gets in the black*

All) LET'S GO VOLTRON FORCE!

Wolf and Val) WHY AREN'T WE IN IT?!

Trollista) Cause you aren't Plot relevant characters! *Troll Face*

Wolf and Val) WE SO ARE!

Zie) LET'S CRANK THE BASS UP TO 11! *Multiple Bass Cannons fire from the green lion*

Trollista) RAVE PARTY! *Un affected*

Nintendocan) ..... *Fires a huge triforce from the yellow lion*

Trollista) Spahkley... *Still unnafected*

  • Meanwhile, in the Lylat System*

Peppy) Fox! Incoming missiles! Do a barrel roll!

Fantastic Mr. Star Fox) Why? I can't Barrel roll away from who I am.

Narrator) Fantastic Mr. Star Fox. Coming to theaters this Trollsmas. The New York Times says, "It was based on a video game."

  • Back in Whoberville*

C22) EVERYTHING WE TRIED FAILED HORRIBLY! Time to form the ULTIMATE BLAZING SWORD!

  • Voltron gets a huge sword*

C22) ACTIVATE KINECT UNIT!

  • A Xbox 360 Kinect that's synched to the ultimate blazing sword comes up*

C22) MICROSOFT ZORD POWER DISC, ACTIVATE! *spins a disk with the microsoft logo on it*

DF) We're Doomed! We all know how bad C22 is at Kinect!

Nexus) ABANDON SHIP! *Looks for the eject button*

C22) *Waves arms around randomly*

Trollista) I'm TAKING HEAVY DAMAGE! NUUUU! *shrinks down to human size*

C22) *Jumps out of the Voltron*

  • Everything pauses*
  • Rainbow Dash walks in*

Rainbow Dash) Sup Everypony? For maximum Awesomeness, Swagness, and Radicalness, Helios suggests that you play one of these 3 songs: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mll2EwvxnrM Rawk Hawk's theme from Paper Mario, I love the beat and it's high action will keep you wanted to read! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8 Encounter from Metal Gear Solid, this is extremly suspenseful and has an awesome melody. Lastly, and certainly not the least Swag, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-_g8NZr1tA The Theme from The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. Good song. Awesome music :3. You can now go back to your reading everypony! *Sonic Rainbooms away*

C22) You're words of power will not work on me! I CAN TURN THEM AGAINST YOU! BEHOLD! MUSTARD JAR!

Trollista) *Is knocked back by the sheer force of the trolling* IMPOSSIBRU!

Wolf) Hehe, that was Nexus' line :3

C22) *Shtabs Trollista with the Master Sword*

Trollista) *Is being sucked into the Dark Realm (AKA: Doom Dimension)* AS LONG AS THE TRIFORCE OF TROLLING IS ON MY HAND, I WILL COME BACK AND TROLL YOU'RE ANCESTORS!

Zie) And that's how Equestria was made :D

Nexus) We got the candy back!

All) *Laughs*



Epilogue:

C22: Everyone finally figured out he was Revolver Ocelot, not a Pokemon Trainer... After 5 months

Nintendo: Forgot how to speak after being mute for large amounts of time of being Link

Nexus: Went to Sonic Team Headquaters and did a total reform there.

Wolf: Made it into the WWE for realzies but got pwned by the real Sheamus

Zie: Made a magical portal into Equestria. World gets over run with ponies

DF: Figured out that meaning of life is Indeed 42

Val: Became the pyro in TF2

Snake: Died, but his clone, Solid Snake avenged him

Sigint: Became a weapons desinger for the U.S Military

Major Zero: Continued to be extremly british

Worker 1: Finally made a good Sonic game.

Worker 2: Is in jail for drug abuse.

Joe: Got demoted to office mail man and went to the island of Lilliputia

Barabra: Died awesomely

Random Russian Air Force Pilot: Got killed by Solid Snake.

Rainbow Dash: Continued to be Swag and joined the Wonderbolts

Trollista: Got bored out of his mind in the Doom Dimension

Narrator: Narrated several other movies and got fired.

Fantastic Mr Star Fox: Finally decided to go back into Airwing Piloting after hearing, "Can't let you quit that Starfox"

Peppy: Became old and unable to pilot Arwings without throwing up every 4 seconds

Austin: Continued to be Texan and had Afternoon Tea with Major Zero

Dr.Who: Got Stuck in the TARDIS for a couple days

Potatos: Made it into Portal 3 and completly annoyed Chell.

Martha: Got fired from the role of the Doctor's Assistant

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