The first episode evar and someone is writing it.
Ze Episode[]
Old Man: Hello Children Of The Bakugan or whoever, WHOEVER THE FAK YOU ARE!, I am talking now so SHADDUP! I am here to tell you a story, a magnificent story... a story that had two gangs crossover and make the epicest story and adventure ever, yeah so um... LADIES AND GERMS, AND JERRY! THIS IS... SPARTA!
Balista: CMON YOU LAZY IDIOT LION! WE GOING ON A FREAKING AIRPLANE TO BAKUTOPIA!
Leoness: BUT FULL HOUSE IS ON!
Balista: WHO CARES!
Leoness: I'm not leaving!
Balista: SPOILER ALERT MICHELLE DIES
Leoness: WHAT!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOwalrusOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF.
Balista: (kicks Leoness in airplane)
Drags: WOOT! LETS GET SOME MISSILES AND DESTROY THE THING!
Lady: No weapons allowed.
Balista: GOD DA..
(missile breaks in and smashes Lady out of the airplane)
Drags: BALISTA!
Balista: (trollface) that wasn't me lol! It was... care bears..?
Drags: HOLY SHET YOUR RIGHT!
Care Bears: WE HIJACKED AIR FORCE 69!
Falco: (derpface)
(Meanwhile, in Mos Eisley Cantina.)
Han Saurus: (Has a Pistol under the table, speaking to Greedo.)
Greedo: fkgjfdhgkjbfjgfdggghhftghtrhgfhthth (Translation: You owe me 50000000 Credits, you scum.)
Han Saurus: Naw. (Shoots Greedo, after Greedo attempted to shoot him.)
Draypent: Woah Woah Woah! Shouldn't have Han Shot first? CURSE YOU KAZAMI ARTS!
(To be Continued)