And I was like... Forget you.:.
FORGET U SANTAEdit
(At Santas workshop)
Santa: Christmas is comin! C'mon lazy azzelfs! MAKE PRESENTS
Mean Elf: go make them your self fatso.
Santa: YOU SON OF A B***H!
Santa: IM GOING TO F*** and then F***
(Several hours is swearing later)
Santa: AND THEN I'LL **** MAMA ELF!
Elf: NOT THE MOMMMA!
Random guy: I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Mrs Claus: who is that goat..?
Charlie: (breaks in)
Charlie: this is the song that doesn't end...
Elf: oh no
Charlie: and it goes on and on my friend
Charlie: some people... Started singing it not knowing what it was..
Santa: annoyance... Ahhhh
(10 hours later of the song that doesn't end)
Mrs Claus: Oh no! Santa is in a coma! Stupid goat! (Throws goat out of workshop)
Mrs Claus: who will save Christmas?
(Window breaks with the gang of Balista, Drags, Falco, and Leoness busting in)
Mrs Claus: Who the heck are you.
Balista: it's "who the DRAGO are you lady"
Mrs Claus: whatever and who are you people
Balista: we're bakugan you idiot.
Elf: I LOVE BAKUGAN! Dan sucks!
Everyone: HECK YEA!
Mrs Claus: Well looks like Christmas is doomed.
Balista: I WANNA DELIVER PRESENTS!
Drags: me toooo!
Falco/Leoness: YEAH Us 2!
Mrs Claus: first tell me how you got here.
Balista: flashbacks time! Fire the superblyaweskmecrazyepicflashbackotron!
Drags: eeeeeeeeeek long name.
(Flashback begins at Zoe's HEY ZIE NOT ZOE IDIOT house)
Balista: JINGLE TROLLS! Time for a song!
Balista: DASHING THROUGH THE MOBS
Balista: TROLLING EM ALL DAY!
Balista: SAYIN! Rick Astley your up.
Rick: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Balista: yeah... MERRY TROLLSMAS!
Balista: MAKING BABIES CRY BECUS I STOLE THEIR CANDY
Balista: throwing rings at Jerry
Balista: then I snatch a reindeer ride and troll EM all all day oooooh
Balista: MERRY........ TTROLLSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Balista: AND A HAPPY NEW TROLL!!!!!!!! Yeah!
Falco: dafuq is that
(Giant claw comes and throws the gang to the North Pole and makes them land in Santas workshop)
Balista: and that's how equestria was made...
Mrs Claus: I never wanna hear that song again.
Elf: What is equestria
Balista: well Timmy...
Elf: My names not Timmy
Balista: well who cares anyways equestria is the place where everyone is born. And stuff
Balista: so uh I can beez Santa nao?
Mrs Claus: you gotta go to the ice cave and touch the ice crystal to gain Santas powers, when Santa can't do Xmas, his power goes back to the crystal for some reason
Balista: whoever made that logic is an idiot
Mrs Claus: agreed.
Mrs Claus: it's up to you 4, May The Christmas be with you
Drags: Star Wars much?
Balista: Timmy. I am your mother.
Balista: and that's how I met your mother because I am actually your father.
The Gang: ONWARDS AOSIA!!!!!!
Balista: time to save Xmas!!!!! For Santa!!!!!!