The full movie of the first movie of BAKUGAN, "A Very BAKUGAN Christmas".
The movie of the unosEdit
(At Santas workshop)
Santa: Christmas is comin! C'mon lazy azzelfs! MAKE PRESENTS
Mean Elf: go make them your self fatso.
Santa: YOU SON OF A B***H!
Santa: IM GOING TO F*** and then F***
(Several hours is swearing later)
Santa: AND THEN I'LL **** MAMA ELF!
Elf: NOT THE MOMMMA!
Random guy: I LOVE MY MOMMA!
Mrs Claus: who is that goat..?
Charlie: (breaks in)
Charlie: this is the song that doesn't end...
Elf: oh no
Charlie: and it goes on and on my friend
Charlie: some people... Started singing it not knowing what it was..
Santa: annoyance... Ahhhh
(10 hours later of the song that doesn't end)
Mrs Claus: Oh no! Santa is in a coma! Stupid goat! (Throws goat out of workshop)
Mrs Claus: who will save Christmas?
(Window breaks with the gang of Balista, Drags, Falco, and Leoness busting in)
Mrs Claus: Who the heck are you.
Balista: it's "who the DRAGO are you lady"
Mrs Claus: whatever and who are you people
Balista: we're bakugan you idiot.
Elf: I LOVE BAKUGAN! Dan sucks!
Everyone: HECK YEA!
Mrs Claus: Well looks like Christmas is doomed.
Balista: I WANNA DELIVER PRESENTS!
Drags: me toooo!
Falco/Leoness: YEAH Us 2!
Mrs Claus: first tell me how you got here.
Balista: flashbacks time! Fire the superblyaweskmecrazyepicflashbackotron!
Drags: eeeeeeeeeek long name.
(Flashback begins at Zoe's HEY ZIE NOT ZOE IDIOT house)
Balista: JINGLE TROLLS! Time for a song!
Balista: DASHING THROUGH THE MOBS
Balista: TROLLING EM ALL DAY!
Balista: SAYIN! Rick Astley your up.
Rick: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
Balista: yeah... MERRY TROLLSMAS!
Balista: MAKING BABIES CRY BECUS I STOLE THEIR CANDY
Balista: throwing rings at Jerry
Balista: then I snatch a reindeer ride and troll EM all all day oooooh
Balista: MERRY........ TTROLLSMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSS!
Balista: AND A HAPPY NEW TROLL!!!!!!!! Yeah!
Falco: dafuq is that
(Giant claw comes and throws the gang to the North Pole and makes them land in Santas workshop)
Balista: and that's how equestria was made...
Mrs Claus: I never wanna hear that song again.
Elf: What is equestria
Balista: well Timmy...
Elf: My names not Timmy
Balista: well who cares anyways equestria is the place where everyone is born. And stuff
Balista: so uh I can beez Santa nao?
Mrs Claus: you gotta go to the ice cave and touch the ice crystal to gain Santas powers, when Santa can't do Xmas, his power goes back to the crystal for some reason
Balista: whoever made that logic is an idiot
Mrs Claus: agreed.
Mrs Claus: it's up to you 4, May The Christmas be with you
Drags: Star Wars much?
Balista: Timmy. I am your mother.
Balista: and that's how I met your mother because I am actually your father.
The Gang: ONWARDS AOSIA!!!!!!
Balista: time to save Xmas!!!!! For Santa!!!!!!
Balista: ONWARDS MEN! WE GOTTA SAVE CRISMAS! BECAUSE ITS LIKE TOMMOROW!
(everyone jumps in the sled and the sled starts moving)
Drags: SH! STAHP TALKING ABOUT THE REAL WORLD BECAUSE RIGHT NOW IT IS... oh wait nvm.
Falco: My falcon senses sense cookies
Leoness: HOLY DRAGO! COOKIE ZOMBIES!
Balista: (brings out gun) MOTHER OF DRAGO TIME TO KEEL THESE JUNKERS! (shoots and destroys cookies)
Drags: We're nearing popsicle glacier.
Balista: HEEEELK YEAH I LOVE POPSICLES!
Man of popsicle: HEY KIDS!
Kids: MAN OF POPSICLE!
Balista: JeSoos, gotta destroy these noobs too. (grabs Balistacannon)
Kids: WE WILL USE OUR SCRIBBLERS!
Balista: OH GOD THEY DREW YOUNGSTER JOEYS!
Balista: HMM I GUESS ITS TIME FOR... GO YOUNGSTER YOUNGSTER USE FART!
Youngster Youngster: (does nothing)
Balista: LISTEN TO ME YOU LAZY NOOB!
Youngster Youngster: (still does nothing)
Balista: Screw this (throws youngster youngster and knocks several youngster joeys out)
Balista: Hmm... I KNOW! (grabs bowling ball)
Sling A thing toad: SLing your thing into a sticker right here a... (gets knocked out by Bowling Ball)
(bowling ball turns into sticker)
Drags: what the drago so a bowling ball can instantly just turn into a sticker.. wow.
Balista: BAKUGAN LOGIC! wait i mean gaming logic.
Balista: LETS A GO MEXICO!
Falco: STAHP THERES SOMETHING STOP OR WE'LL CRASH!
Balista: HOLY DRAGO (stops) Is that a... Giant Ice Youngster Joey statue? :O
Leoness: Gais... its moving!
Balista: he's right!
Ice Joey Statue: .... ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Drags: I never knew Joey was a lion.
Balista: Me too.
Balista: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH I MUST HURRY! RUNNNNNNNN!
(everyone goes fast on machine sled)
Balista: MUSICAL NUMBER!
Balista: WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THAT THING!
Balista: WE HOPE WE WILL ESCAPE!
Balista: THAT THING IS HUGE ENOUGH TO CRUSH US!
Leoness: (plays electric guitar)
Falco: I AM REALLY CHICKEN! (did i say that o.o) THAT THING IS REALLY SCARY! I HOPE THAT I WILL STAY ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Drags: STAYIN ALIVE! STAYIN ALIVE! HA! HA! HA! HA! STAYIN ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Balista: AND THAT WASN'T RIPPED OFF FROM SOME SONG..
Falco: WE GOTTA RUN
Leoness: GOTTA SPEED
Balista: GOTTA GO FAST!
Balista: OH SHUT UP HEDGEHOG!
Balista: MOVING THROUGH THE SNOW! WE 4 WILL RISE AND SAVE CHRISTMAS!
Everyone: BUT FIRST WE MUST DEAL WITH BEING.....
Everyone: CHASED BY THE THING!
Falco: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Leoness: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWHOAAAAAAAAAAAA CHASED BY THAT THING
Drags/Balista: (background) chased by that thing
Leoness: WE HOPE TO STAY ALIVE BEFORE IT CATCHES US!
Balista: WE 4 MUST NEVER GIVE UP UP UP.
Falco: CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BUT WE MUST WORK AS A TEAM!
Drags: WHATEVER! BUT FIRST WE GOTTTA...
Everyone: DEAL WITH THAT THING!
Leoness: I know this sounds weird... but we gotta hurry.
Leoness: Christmas is coming...
Leoness: Its almost too late.
Leoness: I hope that we can make it.
Leoness: I Sure think so too!
Leoness: But am i really just saying the truth?
Leoness: Could we be doomed?
Leoness: Could we survive?
Leoness: We'll need a miracle before its too late.
Leoness: While we're being.....................................
Everyone: CHASED. BY. THAT. THINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Balista: Hey look. ITS THE ANGRY SUN!
Angry Sun: I'm so angry that I'm gonna hit that big snow guy!
Ice Joey Statue: NO WAIT! (melts)
Angry Sun: (explodes)
Balista: Must have been too angry and exploded.
Drags: Yeah... hey... do you guys feel a bit... woozy and tired?
Leoness: (tired) yea.. (falls asleep)
Everyone: (falls asleep)
Balista: (wakes up) WHERE THE DRAGO AM I?
Drags: i am tied up
Falco/Leoness: US TOO!
?: hehehehe. hahahahah. hohohohoho.
?: HA HA HA HE HE HE! HO HO HO!
Falco: ITS SANTA CLAUS?
Leoness: GIMME PRESENTS!
?: (reveals) HEHE!
Balista: MEXICAN DRAGO! SO YOU PUT US TO SLEEP!
Drags: HE DID?
Balista: well you guys just got drowzy, but I just went to sleep for no reason because i lazy c:
Mexican Drago: SONG TIME!
Balista: MOTHER OF DRAGO NO!
Mexican Drago: THIS IS...
Mexican Drago: (trollface) MEXICAN DRAGOS SUPER SONG!
Mexican Drago (MD): HE WILL MAKE THE BEST SONG EVAR
MD: YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MEXICAN DRAGO
MD: HE RULES THE ENTIRE WORLD!
MD: MEXICAN DRAGOS! SOOPER SONG!
MD: NOBODY WILL STOP ME!
MD: MEXICAN DRAGOS! SOOPER SONG!
MD: YOU SUCKERS WON'T STOPPPPP ME!
MD: ? were did they go
Balista: (on scan2go) BAKUSUCKERS! WE GOING BAKUSTYLE!
Mariachi Dragos: OPPA BAKUGAN STYLE!
Balista: HEY..... LADIES!
Balista: SCAN2GO SOOPER POWER TIME! GO MISSILES!
Mariachi Dragos: OH GOD! (flies away)
Balista: PREPARE FOR WAR GUYS!
Drags: I'm Ready
Leoness: MY BODY IS READY
Falco: LETS A GO!
Balista: FOR CHRISTMAS!!!!!! even though its not xmas anymore!!!!!!!!!!!
Balista: ITS NOT EVEN CHRISTMAS ANYMORE BUT WHO THE DRAGO CARES! CHRISTMA WAR TIME!
(Mariachi Drago army rises)
Falco: PREPARE TO FACE MY AWESOMENESS!
Balista: LISTALINGS! ATTACK!
Balista: ITS A FREAKING CHRISTMAS WARRRRRR!!!!
Balista: TIME TO SAVE XMAS!!!!!!
Balista: LISTA POWER GOOOOO!
Balista: GOGOGO BAKUGAN RANGERS! (fires listacannon and destroys a few mexican dragos)
Balista: ALL RIGHTY! YEEEE HAAAA!!!
Drags: TIME FOR AN EPIC... SOLO!
Drags: BY THE BURNING DRAGON OF AWESOMENESS!
Drags: THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE SOLOOOOOOOO
Drags: YEAH! (uses electric guitar)
Leoness: WE WILL WE WILL
Falco: SAVE XMAS!
Listalings: YEAH! (claps)
Falco: SAVE XMAS!
Balista: OH WE'RE GONNA! BECAUSE ITS TIME FOR THE EPICSUPERULTIMATECRAZYOMEGAMEGAGREATULTRABALISTAKICK!
Drags: SON OF A DRAGO! (fire surrounds Drags) I'M TIRED OF THESE LONG STUFF! DIE YOU MARIACHI DRAGOS!
Drags: (destroys many mariachi dragos)
Balista: BUTTLERLISTA! ITS TIME TO USE SUPER MODE!
Buttlerlista: On it sir (transforms into huge destructive Bakugan and eliminates 1 thousand mariachi dragos)
The Nonets: WE ARE HERE TO HELP!
Betadron: THIS IS FOR DRAGYPOO!
Sign Up Lady: I WANT TO GET OFF OF WORK AND DESTROY YOU FOR RUINING CHRISTMAS!
(1 zillion Mariachi dragos appear and are destructive and bigger)
Balista: BALISTA FAMILY!
Balista Family: WE ARE HERE!
Balista: EVERYONE! CHARGE!
Balista: (inside Scan2go car and fires missiles)
Babylista: (cries and turns into a huge monster and smashes 1 million Mariachi Dragos)
Balista: WAAAA! ITS TIME FOR MY CHRISTMAS SPIRIT! (surrounded with energy)
Balista: THIS... IS.... LISTA! (fires listabomb and destroys the whole army of mariachi dragos)
Drags: HOLY DRAGO
Leoness: HOLY DRAGO
Falco: HOLY DRAGO
Nonets: HOLY DRACO
Leoness: (kicks Nonets out of the battlefield)
Balista: WOOT! NOW RUN AWAY MEXICAN DRAGO! Oh wait too late, (kicks Mexican Drago into bottomless pit)
Balista: Oh and (kicks Betadron in pit as well)
Balista: I think we're done here, looks like its time to go back to the workshop.. hey whats that.
Drags: Its the winter crystal, those elves said you can make 3 wishes, we should reverse what happened with Santa.
Balista: FIRST I WISH FOR A HOVERCRAFT THAT IS INVNICIBLE AND AS INFINITE MISSILES AND CAN CARRY UP TO 10 PEOPLE AND IS REALLY FAST AND CAN TELEPORT.
(Winter crystal grants wish and a "Listamobile" pops out)
Leoness: Good thinking.
Falco: lets go.
Balista: HOP IN GUYS!
Sign Up Lady: HEY WHAT ABOUT..
Balista: (fires missile and knocks Sign Up Lady into bottomless pit)
Falco: MY FACE IS PEELING OFF
Drags: HOLY DRAGO THIS IS EPIC!
Leoness: WEEEE THIS IS LIKE A EXTREMELY FAST ROLLERCOASTER RIDE!
Balista: WE MADE IT! (mobile crashes into Santa's workshop)
Head Elf: Guys! we gotta hurry! Undo this wish and..
Charlie The Horse: (breaks in and steals Crystal)
Balista: NO! GIVE IT BACK! I WAS GONNA WISH FOR AN INFINITE SANDWICH
Charlie: hehe.. I WISH FOR A CLONE OF THIS CRYSTAL THAT HAS INFINITE WISHES AND ALSO MAKES THE OTHER CRYSTAL POWERLESS!
Head Elf: NO!
Charlie: (recieves clone crystal) I WISH FOR AN ARMY OF CHARLIELINGS AND FOR ME TO ME THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! HAHAHA! (grows bigger and becomes a demon like creature)
Balista: OH NO!
Charlie: (demonic voice) PREPARE FOR THE UNIVERSE TO BE ELIMINATED! BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
Balista: ITS FIGHTING TIME! (brings up knuckles)
Charlie: THIS IS THE SONG THAT DOESN'T... END! (blows away Balista)
Balista: fak.. he is so powerful.
Drags: WE CAN DO IT!
Balista: TIME FOR BALISTALINGS CLONE TIME! ARISE INFINITE ARMY OF LISTALINGS!
Disney Buddies: EVERYONE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. WITH EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY!
Charlie: AHHHH!! ANNOYING NOISE!!!! AHHHHH!
Balista: EVERYONE SING IT!
Everyone: EVERYONE CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS. WITH EVERYONE EVERYWHERE EVERYDAY!
Charlie: STOP!!! POWER... LOSING... RAWWWWWWWRRR! (blasts everyone away)
Jingle: (annoying voice) JINGLEE BEELLLLSS JINGLEEEE BELLLLSSSSS
Charlie: SHUT UP! (destroys Jingle)
Hope: Oh no bro. You did not just do that.
Disney Buddies: SON OF A DRAGO!
Charlie: BEGONE! (teleports disney buddies somewhere else)
Charlie: TIME TO DIE! (destroys listalings)
Balista: Dam... how did he destroy them when theres infinite...
Leoness: Guys... what if we use... Youngster joey?
Balista: YEAH! THAT COULD WORK! YOUNGSTER JOEY THAT CHARLIE GUY SAYS HE'S THE STRONGEST AND YOU SUCK!
Youngster Joey: (breaks into Santa's workshop) oh no bro.. he did not just say that. GWAAAA!! (falcon punches Charlie and destroys him)
Charlie: BUT I WAS THE ULTIMATE BEING... (explodes)
Youngster Joey: (teleports away)
Balista: YES! WE DID IT! Now time to save christmas. I wish for everything to go back to normal and santas coma being gone and this crystal being destroyed, also an infinite sandwich too and a billion dollars, oh and the real winter crystal being powered up again.
Balista: (gets everything and clone crystal destroyed)
Santa Claus: Thank you Balista. To thank you all, lets go deliver presents for everyone!
(few hours later)
Balista: Last stop... Justin Biebers house!
Santa Claus: But we already got all the kids and people.
Balista: Theres a bomb in here.
Santa Claus: I would be mad at you but i hate bieber so... DESTROY HIM >:D
Balista: Throws bomb present into Biebers room
Justin Bieber: I GOT A PRESENT! I HOPE ITS FROM SELENA GOMEZ! hey is that a bom... (destroyed by bomb)
Balista/Santa claus: MERRY BAKUGAN CHRISTMAS PEEPS!!!!
Falco's hot chocolateEdit
Balista: Here failco.
Falco: -_- what is that?
Balista: Hot chocolate.
Falco: Yay. (drinks)
(falco burns his tongue)
Falco: MOTHER OF DRAGO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Charlie meets Charlie SheenEdit
Charlie: Some people, started sin---
Charlie Sheen: I'M BACK BABY!!!!!
Charlie: WHO THE FRICK ARE YOU???? (kicks Charlie Sheen)
Charlie Sheen: I guess i'm two and a half men now if you know what imean.
Charlie: that doesn't even make any sense!